("'When somebody said there was a kangaroo of course I didn’t believe it, and nobody believed it. But I’m looking at him,' Macon County Sheriff... said")Troopers eventually shut down both lanes of I-85 between Auburn and Tuskegee while they worked to capture the kangaroo.
— AL.com (@aldotcom) April 29, 2025
Once captured, the kangaroo was returned to its owner. The kangaroo was not injured.
✍️: Carol Robinson pic.twitter.com/2Fcv6TsVxA
Punchbowl story on Amazon, sponsored by Amazon, isn't completely true, per Amazon. pic.twitter.com/5JD7nCk5Pa
— Alex Kantrowitz (@Kantrowitz) April 29, 2025
gonna be genuinely very funny to watch maga hysterically flip to "amazon is communist, actually" over the next week. watch this space! https://t.co/a0JtrWuigO
— america's frasier lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) April 29, 2025
someone launch the chrome extension please
— Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes) April 29, 2025
Thispersonally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) April 29, 2025
(The Hill's write-up.)
(I haven't seen any other news articles about this)
Just imagine…a generation of truckers forced to take English comprehensives due to a typo https://t.co/cL3iuKY3j9
— The Rational Romantic (@TH0MASBAHAMA) April 28, 2025
(Just wait for the dockworkers to strike to protest modern technology)great job Sean! https://t.co/ZKjDlxQNaT pic.twitter.com/6VnBQMmfHp
— Cameron (@CameronCorduroy) April 29, 2025
("communications director for Councilmember Traci Park, attributes the lack of ongoing burglaries in the Palisades to the high level of neighborhood security. The California National Guard staffs around-the-clock entry and exit checkpoints with assistance from the California Highway Patrol. The LAPD regularly patrols the community. Checkpoints in Altadena, on the other hand, were lifted at the end of January.")Soaring burglaries in post-fire Altadena rattle residents: ‘Trauma on top of the trauma’ 450% increase. How is it LASD area is seeing huge surge why the LAPD patrolled Palisades isn’t. @_ClaraHarter https://t.co/7tXkEPkafg
— Richard Winton (@LAcrimes) April 28, 2025
(Looks charming, tho)
For all the talk about the decline of traditional media, nothing makes the group chat illuminati as mad as articles. Something powerful about that. https://t.co/1FMHK5deFD pic.twitter.com/kLhtTnsA0W
— tyson brody (@tysonbrody) April 28, 2025
My most online opinion is that there should be awards for "best screenshots" like they do with photography https://t.co/fJSRhS5Uaj
— Luke Metro (@luke_metro) April 28, 2025
About twice a week I try to search for something in WhatsApp, and it defaults to Meta AI instead. Not even kidding, I presume that is probably accounting to a very large proportion of this billion people using it. https://t.co/EHd6RoSM4U
— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) April 29, 2025
(What happened to that trading card-like company?)Nike is being accused of misleading customers by promoting and then closing its NFT marketplace, making the tokens "substantially worthless."
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) April 28, 2025
The $5 million suit also claims the Nike NFTs were never registered as securities with the federal SEC.
This is awesome - law firm called Dragon Lawyers filed court papers with this watermark on EVERY PAGE until the judge ordered them to stop. https://t.co/hGayutwmFN pic.twitter.com/25xiWfPXCI
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) April 28, 2025
I was forced to preorder five Amiibos in order to secure my Switch 2 preorder at @gamestop @GameStopHelp. Not joking. https://t.co/KRAQL0TQaN
— Cory Schmitz (@CorySchmitz) April 28, 2025
We did for six years on your network 🤷♂️ https://t.co/7bSPu5Ge9r
— J.E. Skeets (@jeskeets) April 28, 2025
— Joe Viray (@JoeVirayNBA) April 29, 2025
the gorilla doesn't stand a chance against the VISTA Inertial Confinement Fusion Engine (plume temperature of 240,000,000 degrees Celsius) https://t.co/5PjG154gqq pic.twitter.com/EAlSXZcRk3
— Tiago Nugent, Composer (@TiagoNugent) April 29, 2025
— Travonne Edwards (@Travonne) April 30, 2025
Nothing but class here between Brook and Pacers Mascot Boomer pic.twitter.com/RY5YDWc0xB
— Quigs (@BigSeanQ_) April 30, 2025
don't tempt me https://t.co/XssJp0kyQZ
— Tubi (@Tubi) April 28, 2025
(Mention Tiger Schulmann’s Karate to a millennial from the New York–New Jersey area and witness a blast of nostalgia. Saturday-morning cartoons in the 1990s and 2000s were flooded with his ads: Kids intimidate bullies and kick monsters out of bedroom windows. A Tina Turner sound-alike wails, “Whoa Tiiiiiger! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Tiiiiiger!” A pitchman exhorts parents to call 1-800-52-TIGER. But behind the pressed white uniforms and kids’ birthday parties, Tiger Schulmann’s Karate was once a Wild West of broken bones and bruised egos, fortunes made and reputations squandered, where many of the hits were below the black belt. Schulmann invited the wrath of prosecutors and police, aggrieved former senseis, and keyboard ninjas who called him a “scumbag” and “scam artist.”)"you do not build America’s preeminent martial-arts franchise without breaking a few noses"
— Zeke Faux (@ZekeFaux) April 23, 2025
new story from @gauveyherbert https://t.co/0NRcOk20Pw
— alyssa (@lyssibot5000) April 22, 2025
When I gardened a ton, people would always say "I wish I could do that, but I just kill my plants." In truth, I was killing plants on a scale they could only dream of. https://t.co/KMq5VGjwil
— fiddlehead finn (@fiddleheadfinn) March 25, 2025
People are always like “sorry I’m late” as if it’s any burden for me to stand around and look at my phone
— James (@exhaustdata) March 27, 2025
("Get in the boxers, Shinji")
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