Sunday, April 5, 2026

Today's news and jokes

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An adorable request from my husband 🥹 Still not over how cute of an idea for a tattoo this was. So sentimental and sweet 🥹 📍Bloom Street Tattoo Studio, Manchester, UK

♬ Vamoose - Hana Stretton






[antichrist trying to be normal voice] hell will reign!!! glory be to GOD!!!

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— 🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 (@unormal.bsky.social) April 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM


























Is Polymarket paying influencers to hype up fake insider trading? www.theverge.com/business/905...

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— Mia Sato (@miasato.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM










("The hiring slowdown follows earlier signs that Amazon’s HQ2 buildout has fallen short of initial expectations. The company originally projected it would create 10,000 jobs by 2024, but hiring totals fell well short of that mark. The company currently has nearly 8,500 employees who work out of HQ2.")(2021: "Amazon has said it will create roughly 25,000 jobs over the next decade at HQ2 and in the surrounding area")







Project Hail Mary (2026): The Directors’ Experience "Listen to commentary from directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller with the TheaterEars app beginning Friday. Available only in Theaters." This is awesome 🤯

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— The Spaceshipper 🚀 (@thespaceshipper.com) April 4, 2026 at 6:40 AM








(with the passage of Senate Bill 1501, a bill introduced a week into the Oregon Legislature’s 35-day short session that allocated $365 million in bonds towards renovation of Moda Center...The bill did not call for any money from [the new owner] or his fellow investors)







Yeah I think this is huge. Fuzziness in what made money allowed in depth reporting to be subsidized by sports stuff, more challenging art to be subsidized by crowd pleaser stuff etc etc. Granular data was bad.

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— William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
ESPN personalities regularly say that ESPN thinks the data shows that people love hearing the talking heads rip the Lakers















@312sportschi Chicago Bulls beat writer Julia Poe shared her experiences interacting with Jaden Ivey before he was waived earlier this week. #chicagobulls #bulls #nba #nbabasketball #seered ♬ original sound - 312 Sports








@drlydpulci if anyone wants to feel more self conscious of their postpartum body… try on a pair of these bad boys… count your days H&M #barreljeans ♬ Oh my god what is that - vezelite








@hooray4hannah Favorite patient of the day #owls #babyanimals #owlets #owl #wildlife #birdsoftiktok #wildliferehabilitation ♬ Woodland - The Paper Kites








@realbloodyknuckles These were filmed like 3 minutes apart #bloodparrotcichlid #bloodparrot #fishkeeping #fish #fih ♬ original sound - kiri ✟








@hcdcwilson Our dance dads ROCK! Moms loading soon! #dancedad #fyp #dance #hcdcwilson #dancecompetition ♬ original sound - HCDC




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