Monday, May 12, 2025

Today's news and jokes



@timdrake42 Imagine getting the call that you have to do a billboard installation for a Final Destination movie, depicting billboard installation workers falling to their death… #finaldestination #finaldestinationbloodlines #hollywood ♬ Dreaming - The Ting Tings








This is nuts. Trump White House proclaimed on April 28 that it “achieved” “border security.” So there’s no invasion and no emergency. This is just a fascistic power grab.

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— David Corn (@davidcorn.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
("Border Security Achieved in Fewer Than 100 Days")







“FDA Commissioner Marty Makary is sending signals that FDA will likely not authorize a COVID-19 booster vaccine this year for children, and perhaps not for the general population as a whole, saying he “cannot, in good faith” recommend booster vaccination for children.”

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— Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) May 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
CBS's write-up



The most grotesque image imaginable is the President flying around on a gilded plane while his Republican allies take away our families Medicare.

— I may be invisible, but you're transparent. (@invisiblelad7.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM


The highest paid editors in the world rewrote "Qatar Bribes Trump With" as "Trump Is to Accept" you know the way normal people talk normally

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— Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC (@mattnegrin.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
(It was the NY Times's headline when I looked.)

It’s especially galling that AG Pam Bondi personally wrote the memo approving the gift of the Qatari airplane. Her last job was as a lobbyist for Qatar! efile.fara.gov/docs/6415-Ex...

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— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
("Two people familiar with the language of an analysis conducted by the office of the White House counsel, David Warrington, and the attorney general, Pam Bondi, whose past work as a lobbyist included Qatar as a client, said they had determined it would fall within the law for Mr. Trump’s library to receive the plane") (“I’m disappointed that [she] failed to list several clear conflicts of interest, which indicates she does not take these conflicts seriously.")















This is not good. State trooper cars should be highly visible and marked. It’s not safe to have unmarked or low visibility vehicles pulling people over, especially in the age of ICE kidnappings. www.kctv5.com/2025/05/09/c...

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— Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM








That Pirates writer really tried to convince people the Pirates were losing millions so he could push his salary cap shit, lmao. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

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— Chad Moriyama (@chadmoriyama.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM










Hyeseong Kim and Geraldo Perdomo bantering over the replay review on the screen. They've had a couple interactions at second this series, lmao.

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— Chad Moriyama (@chadmoriyama.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM








I have not laughed harder man I’m sorry

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— Kofie (@kofie.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM








He’s awesome man

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— JP Acosta (@acosta32jp.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Funny for the Browns to feel they needed to trade him away because they wanted Watson so bad







@thenamemeansprincess Disappointed in us already 😭😂 #firsttimehomebuyer #homebuyer #househunting #realestate #dad #dadsoftiktok ♬ Western Music: Arizona Dreaming - Piero Piccioni








@carolinehilla HOLY POLLEN 😭⛅️ #pickleball #pickleballtiktok #pickleballislife #pickleballhumor #pollen #ncpollen ♬ Higher - Creed








@tonicowanbrown Unsearious F1 questions. I think it's a Pepe jeans campaign but the initials like that on grown adults is funny to me. #f1toni #f1 ♬ original sound - Toni | tech & politics of F1








@formulagp_ Mr and Mrs Boss ☺️#totowolff #f1 #mercedesf1 #chinesegp #formula1 #f1tiktok ♬ Anxiety - Doechii








@gsp.sissys from dancing in the car to chasing birds 🤣👌🏻👏🏻 #dogtok #funny #dog ♬ Free Bird - MOONLGHT




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