the sweater: pic.twitter.com/9PjlPE9OdX
— zioranachidimma🍒 (@stillnotziora) December 31, 2022
WikipediaNowadays it would be like 100% and none would get convicted
— Nathaniel E. Baker (@natbaker) February 6, 2023
“I had caffeine poisoning. I literally had six Monsters the day of the game. I only had one before but I had five after because I like a caffeine-induced euphoria to play video games." https://t.co/1yM7jrkc9V
— Defector (@DefectorMedia) March 2, 2023
Prayers up for Stroud’s agent. https://t.co/eZSO5yX0CF
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) March 3, 2023
i'm thinking about the time when i was in trouble with the law and had to do community service driving a zamboni, and how it was really fun and didn't really teach me a lesson at all
— vibe scientist 🪆 (@muffinlab) February 7, 2023
ya i got to watch like 6 or 7 hockey games a day and my boss let me skate during free skate
— vibe scientist 🪆 (@muffinlab) February 7, 2023
The section on circus and carnival slang doesn’t disappoint - I particularly like ´bumposopher’, ‘knight of the tripes’ and ´flawny man’ pic.twitter.com/rGFVzyoa6H
— Steven Sheil (@SSheil) February 8, 2023
Just want to be clear that I fully support these girls’ efforts to be stoned at work. Last time I was here they accidentally put like a pound of parsely on my garlic knots and then tried to recover by asking me if I “happen to really like parsely, like more than most people” pic.twitter.com/gqFxMZPHT8
— Mark Byrne (@markwby) February 10, 2023
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