Today's news and jokes

great visual gag in widow’s bay ep 4 pic.twitter.com/HUwrXvac6C

— al (@algllgh) September 8, 2026

Today's news and jokes

nine years of this. pic.twitter.com/DjYDZlgu3S

— Jane Coaston 🏔️ (@janecoaston) September 10, 2026

The attempt to discredit was shameless

lol I just realized Trump is treating the voters like his construction crews on a building project. Tell them to do a job and then stiff them on the promised compensation.

— Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff.bsky.social) September 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM

Oh I remember this part of the book. It's funny that the cash amount promised to voters ($5,000) hasn't even gone up. It came out in 1935. https://t.co/ymNZzminMD pic.twitter.com/zG1ZDoGCEd

— Jen Rice (@jen_rice_) September 10, 2026

Matt Berry plays a Ikea shelf companion in the new promotional mod for Skyrim

Ikea:

IKEA, as the bastions of storage and organisation, are bringing their wisdom to Skyrim.

Introducing KALLAX STORAGEBORN. A new companion, voiced by Matt Berry, built to send clutter back to the fires of Oblivion!

When you inevitably become encumbered, you shall be sent to a long abandoned Dwemer emporium. There, you will embark on a quest to unravel the origins of a mysterious master. As you progress the Dragonborn will be pitted against Tamriel's ultimate adversary - clutter!

During your adventure, build your very own KALLAX STORAGEBORN. With unfathomable storage capacity, the ability to collect loot, tidy up your homestead and be summoned with a new Thu’um, even when not a companion, KALLAX will change your clutter management forever.

Fill KALLAX with new loot like the mighty Allenblade and Meatball Helmet. Using them in combat to strike down new fiercely filthy foes.

Then take KALLAX anywhere. Defeat Alduin, become Arch-Mage, hail Sithis, crush the Stormcloaks or the Imperials, or just beat up mudcrabs. All without the shackles of encumbrance.

Install KALLAX STORAGEBORN and end your inventory woes forevermore.

So, @kinggathcreates did a GREAT job with the @IKEAUK KALLAX STORAGEBORN creation, but something dear to me was sorely missing.

I had to put BLÅHAJ in.https://t.co/4QlYqwtJdV#ModItTilItBreaks #IMadeThis #ModdersGonnaMod pic.twitter.com/SRJGTXFX60

— Elianora (@Elianora) September 10, 2026

These images of Dodgers players with 80's hair look so good that the players should think about changing their style

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by TheRealDodgerHogs (@therealdodgerhogs)

Today's news and jokes

The top of the press hates to see Coach Nakase coming 😤#USABWNT | #FIBAWWC pic.twitter.com/52VPHex465

— WNBA (@WNBA) September 9, 2026

nat good job being a practice player, that’s exactly how they guard cc in games pic.twitter.com/ydm8ftMv1b

— b (@screenrambles) September 9, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Nintendo going for the unexpected nostalgia play of reminding you what it was like on the internet when Wind Waker was first unveiled.

— Chris Schilling (@schillingc.bsky.social) September 8, 2026 at 7:55 AM

Quick comparison between the original Ocarina of Time and the remake.

[image or embed]

— Timeproof Games (@timeproof.games) September 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM

Tira Bota, coloca Bota, o templo da água.
To ansioso pra ver o Dark Link! pic.twitter.com/0CVgXnDt92

— William Mascarenhas - O Último Sheikah 👁️‍🗨️ (@UltimoSheikah) September 8, 2026

ホリのオカリナ
イヤホンジャック付いててワロタ pic.twitter.com/3bh0j3JDaw

— 凸ドラス (@dekodoras) September 8, 2026

Que bonito detalle con Zelda y Link en la parte posterior del Nintendo Switch 2 edición especial de The Legend of Zelda. pic.twitter.com/JLZbvC017V

— Hablemos De Nintendo (@HaDeNintendo) September 8, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Fucking terrifying

[image or embed]

— Steve Lieber RCCC table B-06 (@stevelieberart.bsky.social) September 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM

He LIVED with her???? https://t.co/u1AdC3hQrv pic.twitter.com/FGEgkRw0kC

— Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc (@JasonKPargin) September 7, 2026

One of the funniest anecdotes about last night’s surprise screening in #Telluride: when word started to get out that it was a Nathan Fielder movie, some people were worried the audience/screening might be filmed as part of the doc. https://t.co/H7lNmM642u

— Rebecca Ford (@Beccamford) September 7, 2026

He came to the Elizabeth Holmes trial in a Patagonia puffer & baseball cap. He gave a fake name. He gabbed it up with reporters.

Turns out, he's closer to Holmes than he was willing to admit.

Here's the weird story of "Hanson," aka Billy Evans' dad.https://t.co/cClvb9Rl4g

— Bobby Allyn (@BobbyAllyn) September 14, 2021

Thinking about the Nathan for You episode where he works w the liquor store and they let minors buy alcohol but they can’t bring it home until they turn 21

— no siree bob (@slokeylokey) September 7, 2026

Today's news and jokes

In Central Asian nomadic culture, lifting a camel has long been a display of strength.

At the World Nomad Games, they’ve found a more animal-friendly way to keep the tradition alive: athletes compete by lifting a camel-shaped weighted model instead of an actual camel. pic.twitter.com/r2bU5xLGe8

— Daily Turkic (@DailyTurkic) September 5, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Yesterday was an extremely unusual day during my latest work trip. At least 12 dust devils were forming simultaneously on a farm near the city of Primavera do Leste - MT . Six of them fit into this photo. pic.twitter.com/jCwvhA5qHb

— Lucas Moura (@lucaschaser) September 5, 2026

Today's news and jokes

In case you wanted to know how competitive Patrick Mahomes is, he created a competition with his newborn daughter to see who could walk first https://t.co/5v6BOJ8dHg

— Chase Snyder (@ChasingSnyder) September 4, 2026

Andy Reid: Who told you to take that brace off??

Patrick Mahomes: ugh no one

Andy: then go put it on

Patrick: fineee I’m sorry, dad https://t.co/F66DaEFSqX

— Chase Snyder (@ChasingSnyder) September 4, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Ever since I posted about LA's vestigial water fountains, I can't stop finding others... The front plaza of this medical bldg at 4323 Riverside is shoddy and kind of a hazard. Then I read the plaque. It used to be a "stream" in honor of Chuck Jones' 85th birthday, gifted by WB.

[image or embed]

— LA Dork (@ladork.bsky.social) September 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM

Today's news and jokes

The only right way to watch Triple Jump pic.twitter.com/0pb1OdG6k4

— Prithvi (@Eighty7_Fifty8) August 14, 2026

Lots of Clippers jokes

i went to follow kawhi leonard's man myth clothing page on IG and it hasn't launched so it's only like 124 followers but the fact that this is one kills me pic.twitter.com/CsYBHXN0sv

— blackdragonroll (@blackdragonroll) September 1, 2026

Really wonderful live interview moment with Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock hilariously crashes Xolo Maridueña and Solly McLeod's #PracticalMagic2 interview! 🤣Watch more 🔗: https://t.co/LCt3TWZS2H pic.twitter.com/grfPZcqmk6

— ExtraTV (@extratv) September 1, 2026

Today's news and jokes

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by 8th Generation Farmer (@8thgenerationfarmer)

Today's news and jokes

Just passed the most existential door

[image or embed]

— Caroline Bartman (@cbartman.bsky.social) June 19, 2026 at 12:28 PM

Today's news and jokes

Planning. Precision. Performance. ✈️✈️

Spectacular scenes of Airlink’s double Embraer flyover at the DHL Stadium.

Airlink is Proud Official Sponsor of Rugby’s Greatest Rivalry, presented by Castle Double Malt 🏉#Airlink #FlyAirlink #FlyTheLink #Skybucks #RugbysGreatestRivalry pic.twitter.com/3tPNepftLS

— Airlink (@Fly_Airlink) August 29, 2026

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Warren Kirkland - Sports Photographer (@warren_kirkland_sports)

These gender reveals are getting out of hand! pic.twitter.com/uQ6A2CXKpL

— jmh.creates (@JarodMHamilton) August 30, 2026

A view of the planes flying over the Cape Town's DHL Stadium's roof from the roof 😭😅 pic.twitter.com/oNCagiwKI5

— Jared Wright (@jaredwright17) August 30, 2026

Planes approach at 1:55

Today's news and jokes

@thetimes At 9.20 on Wednesday morning, 900 children were halfway through the early shift at Tribhuvan Trishuli secondary school, a three-storey complex in the Trishuli valley of north-central Nepal.⁠ ⁠ Another 700 were on their way on foot and by bus, when the principal, Rajendra Dadabi, received a panicked call from a friend in Betrawati, five miles upstream. “He said the village was gone: taken by the river,” said Dadabi. “He told me to run.”⁠ ⁠ The 47-year-old English teacher took a moment to consider the threat. He remembered that the school buses, each carrying 80 children, were en route.⁠ ⁠ “I got through to all the drivers but one and told them to turn back. Then I saw the bus I hadn’t been able to contact coming across the bridge. By now, the water was in the school grounds — it was so fast — so I told him to turn around. It got to the other side just as the bridge collapsed.”⁠ ⁠ Dadabi’s quick thinking saved the lives of 1,643 children and all but one member of the teaching staff. #nepal #nepalfloods #floods ♬ original sound - The Times and Sunday Times

Today's news and jokes

これ最高！突如出現した巨大ソーセージとパンを40秒以内にホットドックにするチャレンジ🌭見事成功するとコンビニ併設型のガソリンスタンドQuikTripで無料引き換えができるQRコードが出現。試合会場にさらに一体感が生まれるエンタメ×ダイレクトレスポンス型の見事な企画。 pic.twitter.com/FnPLStVmTp

— 酒井琢磨 | スポーツマーケティング (@takuma_sports14) August 27, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Um usuário do Reddit registrou os últimos instantes do processador gráfico do PS2 dele antes do coitado morrer

Esse aqui entregou diversão até o último instante pic.twitter.com/W2x8sqcnR8

— Eric Arraché (@ericarrache) August 24, 2026