A #MeToo-inspired take on The Joker

The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.

— Geraldine (@everywhereist) June 1, 2019

She becomes a sort of folk hero for the women of Gotham. She unleashes financial records for companies that don't compensate women properly. She blackmails cheaters and misogynists. She threatens the goddamn Patriarchy. It's terrifying and wonderful.

— Geraldine (@everywhereist) June 1, 2019

oh my god, what if I'm the Joker and I just wrote my own origin story without realizing ithttps://t.co/d2WcfqdExx

— Geraldine (@everywhereist) June 1, 2019

How will Netflix's CEO "reconcile his personal political activity with Netflix’s stance against abortion restrictions"

Variety:

Netflix took an unusual stand this week, threatening to withdraw from filming in Georgia if an abortion ban is upheld.

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[Netflix CEO gave] $143,000 to 73 Missouri legislators, and Missouri Gov. Mike Parson . . . between July 2018 and February 2019

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“All of these personal donations from Reed, on both sides of the aisle, were made in support of a specific piece of legislation aimed at improving the availability and quality of charter schools in Missouri.”

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The charter school bill died without a floor vote in the legislature.

Jaws tiki mug by Mondo

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Just when you thought it was safe to close out your tab. Swimming soon... #jaws #brucetheshark #mondo #mondotees #mondoteekis #tikimug #tiki #shark #greatwhiteshark

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"Charter schools accused of stealing $50M from California"

WaPo:

Prosecutors say A3 enrolled about 40,000 students throughout the state, none of whom received any services.

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The company that operated a network of 19 online-only schools

And speaking of education:

Duke University is agreeing to pay more than $54 million to settle claims that it and nearby University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill conspired to hold down salaries of medical professors by agreeing not to hire staff away from each other.

And:

Duke University will pay $112.5 million to the federal government to settle allegations that researchers submitted applications and reports containing falsified data to win more than two dozen grants from the National Institutes of Health and the Environmental Protection Agency, the Justice Department said on Monday.

"How Drake Landed Retro Dell Curry Raptors Jersey"

Darren Rovell:

It would be the ultimate troll move. With the Toronto Raptors hosting the Golden State Warriors for Game 1 of the NBA Finals, Drake would be front and center wearing a Raptors jersey with “Curry” on the back.

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Martiniello and Weil eventually reached a deal for the size 52 jersey, neither disclosing the final price. Now Martiniello just needed to figure out how he was getting it to Drake.

It was day’s end by the time Martiniello got it, and he didn’t trust next-day shipping. So Martiniello and Flores, the man who found the jersey, got in the car and drove 10 hours to Toronto in time for a hand-off on Wednesday night

“It turns out the original basis for this 10,000-step guideline was really a marketing strategy”

Atlantic:

“In 1965, a Japanese company was selling pedometers, and they gave it a name that, in Japanese, means ‘the 10,000-step meter.’”

Based on conversations she’s had with Japanese researchers, Lee believes that name was chosen for the product because the character for “10,000” looks sort of like a man walking.

Monster Hunter bomber jacket

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Annual Marimba Challenge

From the thread:

This. This is the best thing I have watched in 2019 Q2. pic.twitter.com/LTiG7fBw0L

— Bruce (@ngwata_) May 30, 2019

So, Zimbabwe Institute of Allied Arts holds annual Marimba Challenges for young students. pic.twitter.com/UnrY9p7fL3

— Bruce (@ngwata_) May 30, 2019

The talent showcased is A1. 🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/qTmFSp5GiH

— Bruce (@ngwata_) May 30, 2019

Aye! These South African kids 🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/i5p84IG04s

— Bruce (@ngwata_) May 30, 2019

Ten funny tweets

keanu reeves wearing yellow hair clips rt if you agree pic.twitter.com/YT1bea9grs

— ً (@keanuslut) May 27, 2019

REPORTER A: he can talk!
REPORTER B: he can talk!
REPORTER C: he can talk!
MUELLER: and I can SING!

— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) May 29, 2019

For several years I thought “slide into my DMs” was about Doc Martins.

— William Gibson (@GreatDismal) May 29, 2019

Batman vs Gotham City pitch, sample pages, call me. pic.twitter.com/m94NESvnvY

— Kieron Gillen (@kierongillen) May 28, 2019

still haunts my dreams pic.twitter.com/Ew5Nf6zF8L

— nick (@nick_pants) May 29, 2019

Mind Blown 🤯 pic.twitter.com/pbwTNFdcUF

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) May 28, 2019

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”

— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) July 6, 2018

My therapist thinks I have "intimacy issues" but how can that be true when I let my editor hover in google docs while I'm writing?

— Allison P Davis (@AllisonPDavis) May 29, 2019

I was trying to watch footage from the galaxy's edge media day for video reference, but since it's the media day you're hearing the current vlogger narrating what's happening, and simultaneously hearing the middle-distant voices of 4 other vloggers narrating what's happening

— Jenny Nicholson 🔜 Galaxy's Edge (@JennyENicholson) May 30, 2019

why is this video of a sea of elementary school kids going HAM to old town road literally the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my whole life pic.twitter.com/iXItFq50QG

— ari ⑪ (@wasteIandbaby) May 30, 2019

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South Philadelphia councilman introduced a bill "that would ban balconies and bay windows"

Philly:

For some homeowners in the market for newly constructed homes, balconies and bump-out bay windows offer two things that a traditional rowhouse can’t: additional space and light.

Other people see these architectural features as a defining symbol of gentrification — bringing with it anxieties about cost-of-living increases and displacement. And yet others worry that the features disrupt the appearance and character of older blocks.

Another clever demonic portal

#NoctilithCrown #chaos #40k #warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warmongers #tabletopgaming #resinwater #greenstuffworld uv resin pic.twitter.com/993MpulnhP

— 🇦🇺 Roll Dice and Drink Coffee (@Dice_and_Coffee) May 30, 2019

Another example using @greenstuffworld UV resin pic.twitter.com/IRcnn6kaRT

— Green Stuff World (@greenstuffworld) May 30, 2019

Tutorial uploaded! @ https://t.co/zWpao2LLSe #NoctilithCrown #chaos #40k #warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warmongers #tabletopgaming #resinwater #greenstuffworld #uv #resin pic.twitter.com/QX4KzJUFRd

— 🇦🇺 Roll Dice and Drink Coffee (@Dice_and_Coffee) May 30, 2019

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John Wick is a fairy

#JohnWick is a fairy. To wit:
* Only works for favours, tallied thru gold coins
* Can be bound by blood promises against his will
* Lives in a world unseen by passers-by
* Values sacred ground & rituals
* Has a special bond w/ animals
* Does not tire or feel pain as a human would

— Matt Dovey 🇪🇺 (@mattdoveywriter) May 29, 2019

Further evidence: administration is run with 2000-era flip phones, 1980s computers, 1930s switchboards. Because it's all stolen technology.

— Matt Dovey 🇪🇺 (@mattdoveywriter) May 30, 2019

Above all, the other fairies all speak in awed tones of him as the only one to "get out". Through sheer strength of will he crossed over into our world for the love of a human.

— Matt Dovey 🇪🇺 (@mattdoveywriter) May 29, 2019

Related, the Parabellum Arabic Blood Oath Marker replica is available for preorder.

Han Solo in carbonite hockey goalie pads

Natural lighting pic showing the amazing resolution of @BauerHockey’s digiprinting technology. In the 2nd pic you’ll note there is no strapping or knee block. Bauer will do on purely decorative pads (e.g. pads hanging in restaurants) or printing proof of concept.
📸: @wizardML IG pic.twitter.com/jBLqUw11OT

— Goalie Gear Nerd (@GoalieGearNerd) May 29, 2019

Baby Sarlaac

The baby Sarlaac inside Dok-Ondar’s Den of Antiquities (procured by Han Solo and Chewbacca in @ethanjsacks’s #GalaxysEdge comic.)#StarWars pic.twitter.com/P6C38NSuq4

— Anthony Breznican (@Breznican) May 30, 2019

The Louvre "Closed As Workers Strike, Citing Overcrowding"

NPR:

The Louvre was shuttered on Monday, leaving hordes of tourists outside amid its famous glass pyramids. The reason? The Paris museum's security and reception staff were on strike, protesting "unprecedented deterioration of conditions" amid record crowds.

The museum, located in a former royal palace on the city's Right Bank, attracted a record 10.2 million visitors last year – a 25% increase over the year before.

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Amid rising crowds from 2009 to 2018, staff headcount declined in that period

"Black market cannabis shops thrive in L.A."

LATimes:

The state’s marijuana market got off to a sluggish start in 2018, with revenue from the first year of legal sales falling $160 million short of what was projected in former Gov. Jerry Brown’s final budget. High taxes and the refusal of many cities to allow legal cannabis sales have been blamed, while those restrictions have allowed a resilient black market to thrive.

Nowhere is that problem more glaring than in Los Angeles, where the number of illegal storefronts rivals legal dispensaries. In what should be the state’s most lucrative pot market, many legitimate business operators say they can’t compete with the hundreds of stores that are able to sell at a lower price by skirting taxes.

Win a Godzilla jacket (with dorsal fins) from Suntory

Contest details here.

Excellent idea for a John Wick game

Anyway a John Wick game should be nintendogs with random encounter on rails shooting sections

— Die Harddan (Pearce) (@GameDesignDan) May 29, 2019

Also, good podcast idea:

Wish there was a podcast or series or something that just read multi-decade-old frontpage headlines, and then discussed in historical terms why that turned out to not actually matter. Could call it, "Oh Yeah, That".

— Paul Kedrosky (@pkedrosky) May 29, 2019

Raptors vs. Warriors game 1 poster

Designed by Casey Bannerman, "A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the Boys and Girls Clubs of Canada."

Related, Ka’wine & Dine

"The North Face used Wikipedia to climb to the top of Google search results"

AdAge:

The brand and agency took pictures of athletes wearing the brand while trekking to famous locations around the world, including Brazil’s Guarita State Park and Farol do Mampimptuba, Cuillin in Scotland and Peru’s Huayna Picchu. They then updated the Wikipedia images in the articles for those locations so that now, the brand would appear in the top of Google image search results when consumers researched any of those locations

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According to the agency, the biggest obstacle of the campaign was updating the photos without attracting attention of Wikipedia moderators to sustain the brand’s presence for as long as possible

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From Leo Burnett Tailor Made's original statement, it seems the agency was anticipating such a reaction to the North Face effort all along. In stunts like these, the ensuing controversy and attention around it can be part of the overall campaign goal and strategy.

There must be enough streaming services to make this Perfect Strangers reboot happen

Someone wrote a perfect strangers spec (or reboot) where cousin Larry moves to Mypos where Balki is the dictator.

— Evan Salama (@EvanSalama) May 28, 2019

"The Pentagon has its own island off New York where nobody can go that it's using to run war games for a giant cyber attack on power grid"

Business Insider:

Only a few have gone through the extensive background checks needed to access Plum Island — where a secretive branch of the US government runs exercises to prepare for all-out cyber war.

The speck of land in the Long Island Sound, owned by the Department of Homeland Security is largely deserted. The main attractions are a defunct lighthouse and a center that studies infectious animal diseases.

It is also the perfect setting for the US government to stage mock cyber attacks on the power grid.

Every six months, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) — part of the Pentagon — ferries over experts who work to jumpstart a dead grid, while warding off a series of cyber threats.

*Previously: "Finnish soldiers find 'secret Russian military bases' after raiding mysterious island"

Ten funny tweets

Too many chimken nuggers for this proud working mother WAIT UNTIL THE END I BEG OF YOU @WildLondon pic.twitter.com/3a0gC1EPRN

— josh pappenheim🥚 (@papsby) May 27, 2019

Everyone has a sweet spot in time and space, real or fictional, where they would have lived best. Every time I read about Transylvanian peasants who try to warn Dracula's visitors about him but have no real effective visual aids or copy strategy I think, I should have been there.

— Mmm? (@Merman_Melville) December 12, 2018

Sometimes when I need to laugh, I think about the time my cousin’s son took over a group rendition of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to sing the Imperial March pic.twitter.com/wnjy2rZFFQ

— erin gibson (@actuallyerin) May 26, 2019

this little moment when Vader puts his hands on his hips is so adorable pic.twitter.com/xh3ny31FBw

— Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri) May 24, 2019

My contribution to the storied legend of Doctor Doom: secured pic.twitter.com/zonrj9Y80z

— RYAN RULZ OK (@ryanqnorth) May 26, 2019

Still the best thing to come out of 8 seasons of Game Of Thrones pic.twitter.com/tvQekOXSrF

— Lee Dawson (@LeeDawsonPT) May 21, 2019

Waiting for them to start calling it a "shake casing" https://t.co/JNqkBpcN7i

— James Harbeck (@sesquiotic) May 23, 2019

thanos got killed twice in one movie https://t.co/arn6DIwSrN

— sarah met seb! (@1940sbvcky) May 21, 2019

True story: while I was waiting for my run, it would get really quiet on set and I would hear @MichelleDBeadle scream “YOU SUCK AMIN” ......followed by her speaking in a low(er) voice to everyone else saying “he’s so screwed”. https://t.co/uM3ePsIbhz

— Chillin in my Bacta (@DarthAmin) May 28, 2019

They call me plop. I will show you why. pic.twitter.com/ZIj20q1qv3

— Meow Library (@meowlibrary) May 27, 2019

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Westworld cosplay

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#DoloresAbernathy and the #ManInBlack from #Westworld. Cosplayers: ??? #cosplay #wondercon #wondercon2019 #westworldcosplay #dolores #dolorescosplay #doloresabernathycosplay #themaninblack

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Ten funny tweets

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— The Infamous Sergio (@NostromoSerg) May 26, 2019

Smudge the Ninja takes another unsuspecting victim. pic.twitter.com/qMNndKzNCe

— The Scamperbeasts (@scamperbeasts) May 27, 2019

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and the more I look at it the better it gets pic.twitter.com/8dcAF1AA5U

— dana hell (@danacbell) May 26, 2019

Most people don't realize that the tooth fairy will give you more money for other bones under your pillow. femurs are $50.

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 27, 2019

The photographer was lying on the ground, trying to shoot this ceiling. The pigeons were concerned. pic.twitter.com/kAXDbwE3Qx

— Scoot (@ImpeachmentHour) May 22, 2019

Future BBC journalist: In your book you write that many controversial figures on social media died violently.

Author: I did. And people would report it to the authorities.

Journalist: Right, but when they tweeted “Officer, I'd like to report a murder,” it was not actual death.

— Paul Ford (@ftrain) May 24, 2019

Unclear why we’re all still using this site when the worst case scenario for a tweet is it ruins your entire life and the best case scenario is it ends up on a Mashable list of sassiest replies to the IHOP account

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 25, 2019

just rediscovered this sexy beach photoshoot I did a few years ago pic.twitter.com/iXlmwrZEHI

— ruby🦎 (@medievaliszt) May 25, 2019

My pitch is to have him repeatedly kidnapping acclaimed broadway star Hugh Jackman and trying to make him "remember" https://t.co/JokzClceV0

— James Tynion IV (@JamesTheFourth) May 26, 2019

Chance cubes pic.twitter.com/EcfxMrE3ib

— Jenny Nicholson 🔜 Galaxy's Edge (@JennyENicholson) May 27, 2019

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Ten funny tweets

visited the sacred site of the first dabbing pic.twitter.com/WwWiDyhOw2

— ben burbank 🚮 (@bburbank) May 25, 2019

Me, absolutely twisted, coming home with a bunch of swords. Me waking up the next day with a room full of swords. pic.twitter.com/NnMQlIu6IR

— Merch Hoarder (@candescending) January 12, 2019

I wish I could get bitten by a radioactive confident person.

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 29, 2012

Personally thrilled at the prospect of buying used pants from a guy who calls himself “Jeff Benzo” pic.twitter.com/egwUpfkqvt

— willy 💧♍ (@willystaley) May 25, 2019

SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK USED THAT SNAPCHAT FILTER ON THEIR CAT

I CANNOT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/QJW1P1mCOb

— Can’t Turn Left 🚫 (@LoloFennec) May 25, 2019

when you're about to just absolutely fucking destroy a shithead kid who doesn't respect dinos pic.twitter.com/t2ip9T7t48

— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) April 1, 2017

I thought my daughter was the only person with pet/wild roadrunners. They peer in the windows following her around the house until she feeds them...multiple generations now have learned and come by

— Glen McFerren (@GMcFerren) May 24, 2019

On a trip to the Galapagos, l was way laid by a blue footed booby (actual name) who danced around me then came back to show me a stick.
He put it down. I picked it up, looked at it, then put it down. He dashed off.
He showed me more sticks, pebbles of various sizes & hues.

— Sarah McMullan (@SarahMcMullanNZ) May 24, 2019

Playing out a dramatic scene with the stupid #DnD character you made as a joke pic.twitter.com/8djXs2EiKE

— D&D-Bags (@thedndbags) May 15, 2019

One of the weird things about Moscow’s central tourist sites is the presence of Stalin impersonators who charge tourists to pose in photos standing alongside them. Here, two Stalins argue over turf near Red Square pic.twitter.com/TSm4aECLgg

— James Heinzen (@ArtOfTheBribe) May 26, 2019

I am crying right now pic.twitter.com/WfidhyyU31

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) May 25, 2019

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The completed Dungeons and Dragons live action commercial for Renault

Former King Digital chairman (Candy Crush) "stands to make at least $200 million if his team can get promoted to the Premier League" by winning on Monday

Darren Rovell:

he started buying up pieces of a Championship division (English soccer’s second division) team with hopes of turning it into Premier League gold.

That team for Morris was Derby County

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But time is running out. By most accounts, Morris is now losing roughly $4 million a month based on a huge payroll for a Championship League team. He doubled down by buying the stadium and made a gamble by hiring

If Ferrari designed a suit of armor

Just finished my latest character! Concept by Andrius Matijošius.

Here's the @ArtStationHQ link with more images.. https://t.co/MBvhkNJmj4

rendered in @marmosetco#gameart #characterart #polycount #artstation #zbrush #gamedev #3dmodeling #substancepainter pic.twitter.com/7p7CCgR1h4

— mister donut (@Mike_Ollerton) May 16, 2019

Ten funny tweets

walk with peter! pic.twitter.com/FYw7gHyFP1

— bunnies! (@bunnyarchive) May 9, 2019

What happened at Chernobyl could very well happen at Disneyland's new Galaxy's Edge Star Wars land.

— matt mckenna (@Mckennamattic) May 24, 2019

Sometimes it's hard to tell if you dated Natalie Portman so me and @anjapatel made an app with @glitch to help you figure it out! https://t.co/8a41oK1M4Q

— Zainab Shah (@zainabshah) May 23, 2019

skincare, or as I like to call it, “aging competitively”

— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) May 24, 2019

Each year, every small town in America sends their two hottest 18 year olds to Los Angeles as tributes.

Your server is from District 4.

— Old New Dad (@old_new_dad) May 24, 2019

Sea otters are equipped with a "pocket" under each arm, a handy storage pouch where they keep tools or some snacks. Here, Yaku pulls some clams out of his pocket! pic.twitter.com/7W0ARZ0gCV

— Shedd Aquarium (@shedd_aquarium) May 21, 2019

John Wick stumbles bleeding onto the set of The View, every host draws a katana

— must love bogs (@bromanconsul) May 19, 2019

My girlfriend, who knows very little about basketball, keeps using the word pivotal every time the NBA is brought up in conversation around her. Sincerely thank you it is hilarious

— Shane (@shane_____) May 24, 2019

This was a slide from SoftBank’s investor presentation today. pic.twitter.com/1ShohJSbAq

— Walter Piecyk (@WaltBTIG) May 9, 2019

Judith Kerr and her incredibly pissed off cat is one of the true great author photos. pic.twitter.com/LBG1I7HgBJ

— David Owen (@davidowenauthor) May 23, 2019

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"A top NASA executive hired in April to guide strategy for returning astronauts to the moon by 2024 has resigned"

Reuters:

Last week, the Trump administration asked Congress to increase NASA’s spending next year by $1.6 billion as a “down payment” on the accelerated goal of landing Americans back on the moon by 2024

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The two people with knowledge of the matter said Sirangelo’s ouster was sealed by increasing skepticism that 2024 was a realistic deadline for moon landings.

Wargaming miniatures roundup

Painted by Aluc1d here it is the Azure Angel https://t.co/x6TkleNIY2#shapeways #starwarsxwing pic.twitter.com/oyuvA391iu

— Mel Miniatures (@mel_miniatures) May 15, 2019

Old podcasts with Raptors GM Masai Ujiri

9/18 with Woj, 10/17 with Simmons.

And here he is in February:

Turning phone cases into Star Wars datapads (Star Wars roundup)

We had a kitbash party with enough "greeblies" to outfit our phone cases to look like in-universe datapads!

Here's @linneabnd, @DavidMDaut, & @hastin hard at work with a mountain of vintage model kit part trees, just like the ones used by the original Star Wars prop makers: pic.twitter.com/craO1vmTsw

— Nick Tierce (@nickytea) May 20, 2019

While mine is still on the workbench, here's a peek at the fruit of my fellow traveler's labor. I think they did an amazing job, each reflecting their own unique character. I can't wait to hit the streets of Black Spire with them next week for a new adventure.

'Til the spire! pic.twitter.com/BfElOytQOi

— Nick Tierce (@nickytea) May 20, 2019

Pole vaulting nightmare fuel

Remember when I came down on my pole TWICE at World indoor Champs last year? Photo #2 is today... I have a permanent dent in my thigh, lol. It was a freak thing that I’ve never done before in my life, then did it twice in one comp. Hit my elbow once, and then leg... pic.twitter.com/apGYfXe9YF

— Sandi Morris, OLY🇺🇸 (@sandicheekspv) May 25, 2019

*More nightmares.

Markets in Los Angeles keep running out of celery due to a new juicing craze

LAT:

the “Medical Medium,” may have no actual medical training or a professional background in healthcare, but that hasn’t stopped him from publishing four New York Times bestselling nutrition books extolling the benefits of celery juice, all while winning personal endorsements from celebrities

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At Erewhon, organic celery sales have increased over 350% at each of its locations since the start of 2019. Gelson’s, meanwhile, says sales are up more than 200% compared with this time last year. And at Lassens, purchases have doubled in recent months, which has caused some locations to occasionally run out of celery entirely.

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The juicing craze has caused celery prices to spike — to as much as $5 a bunch at organic health food stores such as Erewhon. According to the Western Growers Assn., the average retail price for celery in Los Angeles has jumped more than 30% over the last year to $2.59 a bunch. Over that same period, the price farmers were paid per bunch of celery has skyrocketed by 670% to $2.63.

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[The author] dubbed himself the Medical Medium because he claims to receive health and nutrition secrets from a voice that he refers to as “Spirit.” He says he began hearing the voice as a young child growing up in Maine in the ’70s.

Frank Dux and Cuyler Smith's other new fictional universe trading cards are available online

At G1988.

Ten funny tweets

Steppy, a well-dressed ballroom dancing swallow, is the mascot for the CCJ, an association for ballroom dancers. pic.twitter.com/XmfQHVmSmC

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) May 23, 2019

Imagine being this cool pic.twitter.com/kRBaaJThMr

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 22, 2019

you know the fact that this is so stupid and i’m probably going to attempt this in like a few days max really speaks to me pic.twitter.com/bVu36Q6C5r

— sae! (@swoonzi) May 22, 2019

my student made this & I like it so much pic.twitter.com/ISXBJL4uGC

— Rachel Feder (@RachelFederDU) May 22, 2019

Today I thought I saw a woman dressed as a handmaid about to jump from a building. I called 911. pic.twitter.com/EIrz6wR0bz

— Casey McCormick (@itsmeCaseyMc) May 21, 2019

Just a friendly reminder that Jesus only had 12 followers. We’re killing it.

— Peter S. Kim (@peterkz) May 23, 2019

Tate Martell running from this dog at practice has me weak 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/BRJ1cpx1Wk

— Football Vids (@TheFBVine) May 23, 2019

the protector of the Flavor Stone https://t.co/ZZoAvvMi0L

— adrian crawford (@Crawf33) May 23, 2019

Someone just told me "I hope your movie does so well that Netflix releases the numbers," which feels like the most 2019 blessing a writer could get.

— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) May 23, 2019

This is bell. She is the bat retriever. Unfortunately she went out at the wrong time but she's still learning. pic.twitter.com/P20U3hpjCL

— Ashton🌊 ⁶ (@playboiashton) May 22, 2019

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Clyde Court Summertime

"Windows down, volume up. Clyde Court Summertime is here. Just in time to revive your kicks and refine your craft, you won’t be missed on the court or in the streets with this fresh take on the Clyde Court. With an all-over checkered print and bright colors, cue the summer, summer, summertime."

When your food is extremely eager to taste you (Nightmare fuel)

this has left a deep stain on my soul pic.twitter.com/amvPY1bKl4

— damon! spicy! (@demanrisu) May 25, 2019

Eldar warband

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