Today's news and jokes

this exact thing was a major problem in van halen https://t.co/obe8OXrE15 pic.twitter.com/jPUsTsKZN7

— celine dionysus / FISHER THING on bandcamp 🌌 (@celinedionysus_) April 11, 2026

("Does Sammy just want to learn about twisters for his own personal reasons?")

Great photo of whales at an aquarium

シャチが泳ぐ様子が覗ける窓。最高じゃない？ pic.twitter.com/m1aCVMmbev

— ぁこ (@ako03201) April 20, 2026

Good illustrated diary about submitting to a sleep study

Carson Ellis's ominous illustrations.

DC Comics toy sale at the BBTS

Lots of McFarlane. Here's the sale items starting with the cheapest.

Today's news and jokes

Hero Principal Kirk Moore—who tackled a school shooter at Pauls Valley High School in Oklahoma is crowned prom king!

This man deserves a raise! Hero. pic.twitter.com/Xzq2Hn3nCH

— Lane Brown (@lanebrown_3) April 18, 2026

there’s seeing the tactical torah backpack and there’s knowing with absolute certainty that an evangelical megachurch in like suburban dallas is attempting to acquire one as soon as possible for a youth activity group called Bible Operator that has an $8 million yearly budget

— A-100 gecs (@PinstripeBungle) April 15, 2026

Pics in the tactical gear subreddit

3D-printable files to make the X-Men character Armor

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Webstore.

2026 Robot marathon fail compilation; did Wrestlemania night 2 have any highlights at all?

Dozens of Chinese-made humanoid robots showed off their fast-improving athleticism and autonomous navigation skills as they whizzed past human runners in a half-marathon race in Beijing https://t.co/63Fj9JMACd pic.twitter.com/njcud3x0Zs

— Reuters (@Reuters) April 19, 2026