Monday, May 11, 2026

Today's news and jokes





Mitchell Robinson, when asked if he would be making the picture of him dunking on Embiid his phone background, said he would not because “It don’t got no truck in it.”

— Fred Katz (@fredkatz.bsky.social) May 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM


Knicks fans heckiling Embiid at the free throw line in Philly

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) May 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM


TTRPG designed to look like the brochure for a senior citizen retirement home

Green Oaks:

Green Oaks is a beautiful structure surrounded by nature, where those who have reached the winter of their lives can indulge in a variety of recreational activities, cultivate new friendships, and rely upon the expertise of nursing personnel of the highest order.

There are rumors that great treasures are hidden away in the basement of Green Oaks, but some believe the entire structure to be nothing less than an alien base for conducting experiments on Seniors.

Luckily for them, all of the establishment’s residents have a peculiar past, which may very well be the key to surviving what transpires within the walls of Green Oaks. 

Thanks to the innovative ArterioscleroSys system it has never been easier to play the role of a Senior. 

Various pics.

Dagobah swamp-themed party, featuring a really good submerged X-Wing costume and Yoda's cabin craft table