Entertainment Earth has an exclusive black and white version of the new Garfield figure (the teddy bear and lasagna are also black and white)

And an alternate expression for Garfield.

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A Little Owl was rescued after falling down a chimney. South Essex Wildlife Hospital reported he was "dirty and dehydrated but soon on his way back home". Want to donate to SEWH? southessexwildlife.org/donate Source: fb.com/555952912555... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

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— Owls in Towels (@owls-in-towels.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 4:27 AM

The theory is that the recent game "Baby Steps" is an absurdist, unauthorized sequel to the "Uncharted" series

Detailed here. (Haven't played it, didn't seem like an April Fool's joke)

Making a colorful alien environment scenic base for wargaming miniatures

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Two new video game Humble Bundles

First, "A collection of strategy games of all genres and levels of difficulty" (including Terminator Dark Fate Defiance) starts at three games for $10, and a collection of co-op shooters (including Warhammer Vermintide 2 Collector's Edition) starts at four for $7.

Today's news and jokes

A few Dodgers players had Yoshinobu Yamamoto sign their Yoshi bobbleheads today. pic.twitter.com/izbkfuU782

— Sonja Chen (@SonjaMChen) March 31, 2026

Many Dodger fans have lined up hours ahead of tonight’s game to secure the Yoshi bobblehead giveaway 🤯 pic.twitter.com/Pi0J5it9zW

— Dodgers Nation (@DodgersNation) March 31, 2026

Sun Day Red sold out of the Cosmic Blue Review Polo shirts that Tiger Woods was wearing in his mugshot.

Now prices are surging on secondary markets, with bids well over $300.

The shirts retailed for $125. pic.twitter.com/jriRujK5Oz

— cllct (@cllctMedia) March 31, 2026

Twin brother adventurers are comparing state of the art outdoor gear to 100-year-old heritage kit

Carryology:

One figure is a vision of modern mountaineering: clad in streamlined, synthetic insulation, waterproof membranes, and modern plastic boots. The other looks like he just stepped out of a sepia-toned photograph from 1914: wrapped in heavy wool, gabardine cotton, and cumbersome leather boots treated with dubbin.

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Gone are the days of lugging heavy machinery up mountains. Today, their biometrics are tracked by ingestible sensor pills that monitor core temperature from the inside out, patches that analyze sweat composition, and smartphone-connected hygrometers taped to their skin to measure moisture buildup under layers.

(The verdict is, if you know how to use the antiquated stuff correctly, you're almost as warm as the cutting edge stuff)

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