Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Today's news and jokes

TIL that sand is stored under certain LA Metro seats where it gets sprayed onto the wheels to create traction with the rails. At least that’s they’re saying on Reddit. Mystery… solved?

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— Bill Wolkoff (@billwearsties.bsky.social) July 27, 2026 at 10:14 AM
"It's for traction. Sadly I know because I play a lot of train simulation games" (the ensuing convo is funny)

Xenomorph dice

Balloon couture by Robert Wun




Monday, July 27, 2026

The Balrog still looks fabulous





Today's news and jokes

the temu app will be studied for generations. i opened the app. here’s my unedited, nearly two-minute launch sequence. i was just searching for a bookshelf

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— Cabel Sasser (@cabel.panic.com) July 26, 2026 at 9:03 AM
(I've never used the app)

"Hundreds of illegitimate donation bins scattered across San Jose"

NBC:

San Jose passed an ordinance years ago limiting donation bins and requiring permits, but officials said enforcement has lagged, allowing unapproved bins to multiply. They said it’s now unclear whether any permitted donation bins are even operating in the city

Vote for Berkeley Public Library's new mascot



108 contestants (they all had to incorporate fiber--"Creative use of fabric, yarn, thread, textile scraps, stuffing, and other textile elements is encouraged")