Today's news and jokes

Breaking: the Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade WR Marvin Harrison, sources tell me and @RapSheet. The team informed Harrison this morning that he will be inactive for Sunday’s game vs Detroit as details of the trade are finalized. https://t.co/x6n0Hsfzzj

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 10, 2026

A plausible theory:

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 10, 2026

One team that has had Marvin Harrison trade talks with Arizona is Houston, sources tell me and @rapsheet. Houston has been, and is thought to be, square in the mix for Harrison. But as one Texans source said about the team’s interest in Harrison, “I can’t confirm or deny at this time.”

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 10, 2026

Just a shot in the dark, you wouldn't happen to be invested in any prediction markets would you?

— Will Keys (@GuillermoLlaves) October 10, 2026

Marvin Harrison Jr’s Official Trade Destination sponsored by DraftKings will be revealed on the Pat McAfee show at some point within the next week or so, per Adam Schefter

— Pat Alexander (@pat_alex0) October 10, 2026

Can treating an AI like a journal and making a "threat" support criminal charges? (This week in AI)

Wild case of a message to a chatbot being treated as a threat to a person; Eugene Volokh's First Amendment analysis of it is at the link. https://t.co/snoTM5g6Pi https://t.co/X4w8Ve61hD

— Orin Kerr (@OrinKerr) October 10, 2026

Effective November 12th, 2026, abusive behavior towards Claude will be a violation of Anthropic's Usage Policy. https://t.co/krg4VpSnUq

— Andrew Curran (@AndrewCurran_) October 8, 2026

AI is conscious, unless a lawsuit alleges it is subject to laws on humans, then it is only a tool

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— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) October 10, 2026 at 7:10 AM

Glow in the dark Caitlins

Nike Caitlin 1 Halloween releases October 23 🐈‍⬛🧙‍♀️ Glow in the dark with velvet cat eye tongue and witchy insole 🖤 https://t.co/FP8FiwncAN

— Claire: Caitlin Clark Style (@caitlinclarksty) October 10, 2026

OFFICIAL IMAGES: Nike Caitlin 1 ‘Halloween’ 🧙 • October 23rd • $150 https://t.co/6nWUQUTPDF

— INSANE SNEAKER™ (@insanesneaker) October 9, 2026

Micro Galaxy Squadron Razor Crest down to $10 right now

at Amazon. 

Amazon is also selling Sabine's redecorated Tie Fighter for $19.99.

Today's news and jokes

My favorite Ditka story. When I was in my twenties, my buddies and I would sometimes get a drink and an onion ring tower at Ditka's on Chestnut in the Gold Coast. One night the coach was there, walked up to us, asked how we were doing, without waiting for an answer took one of the onion rings and walked off. Go Bears.

— Nathan Dean (@nathandeanDC) October 9, 2026

An unbelievable BADASSES from Jim Nantz on MIKE DITKA who he noticed only carried $100 bills on him during the time they did TV together. Ditka would pay for everything with the hundred and let them keep the change. Listen why. An all-time story from Nantz on Da Coach. https://t.co/9PxZB1jLc9

— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) November 4, 2025

I see that Mike Ditka passed away so here's the time he broke out the bankroll on NFL Countdown

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) October 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM

Mike Ditka held the TE rookie record for receiving yards until just a few years ago, when Brock Bowers broke it by 118 yards. It took the NFL moving to a 17-game season and a tight end doubling Ditka's reception total to break the record. https://t.co/npIfXxhihq

— Jim Miloch (@podoffame) October 9, 2026

Audi's special Singapore livery is beautiful, not lilac

Audi R26: Special livery for the Singapore Grand Prix https://t.co/FzlxNtMX8X

— Kote (@kotecinho) October 6, 2026

Who wore it better? 😮‍💨 https://t.co/fPs61RZ22V

— Audi Revolut F1 Team (@audif1_) October 8, 2026

The livery features "a variant of the brand’s new signature Titanium Silver Gray color inspired by Singapore at night. The color translates Singapore’s shifting light into a unique design. Its bluish shimmer is inspired by twilight and the reflections of the illuminated architecture at Marina Bay. Under the track lighting, the visual effect of the color changes as the car moves, gaining depth."

gabi he cannot be that funny https://t.co/YUFOa6Wemt

— kaia 🐈 (@GR63pilled) October 8, 2026

The voice of Biddy Blas

everyone meet biddy blas your new favourite glup shitto from galactic racer https://t.co/S5kSivbIco

— cam 🌌 (@camandfilm) October 6, 2026

This Star Wars: Galactic Racer voice acting though! 💀🤣 https://t.co/oYkTMT2nSf

— NIB (@nib95_) October 6, 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen, I can finally reveal that I have stepped into the STAR WARS UNIVERSE as PLAYABLE CHARACTER and HEARTTHROB…BIDDY BLAS!!!!! 🔥🔥 Get Galactic Racer now and be super annoyed by me for hours on end!! #galacticracer #starwars #biddyblas https://t.co/pjm013J98k

— ‘The Spectacular’ Mr. Charles Crowley チャールズ・クラウリー (@CrowleyCarnival) October 6, 2026

Lurking in the shadows at @defyNW because I’m a creepy little bugger…🎪 https://t.co/ZvbuqKAP9G

— ‘The Spectacular’ Mr. Charles Crowley チャールズ・クラウリー (@CrowleyCarnival) October 3, 2026

George Lucas is watching this right now with tears in his eyes going “Yes… Yes, finally someone understands Star Wars!”

— Makigal (@SignalingGround) October 9, 2026

my experience with Galactic Racer so far 😅 https://t.co/nROiv1VKE0

— Kyle Katarn (@Ky1eKatarn) October 7, 2026

(My experiment with Amazon Luna was that it ran pretty well, except for one occasional stutter that caused a carcrash, and since story mode is so unforgiving...)

watching the boonta eve classic and every ad break is just credit gambling ad credit gambling ad naked twi’lek telling me to watch Huttball “Mon mothma is promoting interspecies mating on coruscant” political ad credit gambling credit gambling

— the man formerly known as indeed (@punishedindeed) October 9, 2026