He accidentally smashed the champagne bottle to bits, and then backed right into the sparkler (Weekend sports roundup)

LANDO 😭😭😭😭 But also peep Max going to check if he cut himself of not 🤏🏻 https://t.co/HBo3A9MUrk

— Laura 🦋 (@formuLau16) November 8, 2026

HE WALKED INTO THE SPARKLER OH NOOO 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/Yrj66YKn5V

— ray (@ln4norris) November 8, 2026

the redbull drivers seeing lando smash the champagne there are tears in my eyes https://t.co/z1BJ2wAtMv

— 🥀 (@buckethatlando) November 8, 2026

crime scene investigation https://t.co/YwtPNNSNBz

— Naca (@F1ToRuleThemAll) November 8, 2026

Before... swipe for after #F1 #BrazilGP @McLarenF1 https://t.co/j2RHFdig9N

— Formula 1 (@F1) November 8, 2026

Today's news and jokes

People buying the skims advent calendar for $150 just to get this has me rolling on the floor https://t.co/fZvOhPknTb

— Princess Emilia🧚🏼‍♀️ (@principessaemi) November 6, 2026

The Post is on it

me: "mom i want SKIMS andvent calendar!!" mom: "no, we have it at home" the skims calendar at home: https://t.co/YLaVLmnPGV

— ethyl ꕤ (@luvmoonv) November 7, 2026

Drones, drones, drones

Концепція мобільного наземного дрона-камікадзе На відео представлена футуристична концепція мобільного наземного дрона-камікадзе, здатного атакувати важку бронетехніку. Компактні розміри, дистанційне керування та низька помітність — потенційні переваги таких систем. ⚠️ Відео створене штучним інтелектом і демонструє лише концепцію, а не реальні бойові дії. #НаземніДрони #Т90 #ВійськовіТехнології #ШтучнийІнтелект #Концепція Як створювався цей конте

— SUETA (@Sueta_inc) October 21, 2026

(A concept)

WATCH: Russian forces started hanging FPV “waiter” ambush drones on high-voltage power lines. The drones sit with their motors off, which keeps their noise, visual signature and radio emissions low. When a vehicle or troops pass below, they power up and attack from above, and from the wires they get a better camera view and dive angle than from the ground. Ukrainian reports say they can wait more than 24 hours depending on how the electronics are set up.

— Military Summary (@MilitarySummary) November 5, 2026

(Real?)

Ok the grabber is the funniest thing @CallofDuty ever added to Warzone https://t.co/bqMEWTgK7Y

— Geeky Pastimes (@geekypastimes) November 6, 2026

(Fun)

Lego diorama of the Godzilla boat chase, complete with undulating "water"

自分の卓の説明とサクラグの仕事で今日は何も呟けてない…忙しかったけど楽しかった！ 皆さまありがとうございました！ #サクラグABC2026 https://t.co/765ZeA5Lip

— Dr.Peisan (@drpeisan) November 7, 2026

ゴジラが口をパクパクする動画 波の動きに連動させました🌊 https://t.co/TXRphxpSzl

— Dr.Peisan (@drpeisan) November 2, 2026

I reinstalled Pikmin iOS in anticipation of the new functionality, so here's my friend code if you play

2028 6831 7001. And my invite code is JUQHRTCVL

Today's news and jokes

First look at the American Girl Hunger Games Collector Katniss Everdeen Doll Price: $225 https://t.co/pl9Jv7TdB9

— Sad Patron (@SeeingMount) November 6, 2026

Mckenna Grace as Finnick in a new Tiktok video. https://t.co/tq7YVIyAo9

— mckenna grace files ⋆.𐙚 ̊ (@mckennafiles) November 4, 2026

Don't attack the chickens in Ocarina of Time (Zelda roundup)

Las nuevas generaciones descubriendo que maltratar a los Cucos en 'The Legend of Zelda' se paga caro 😅🤣 https://t.co/nhlv3JuoH2

— Loren de Términa (@posadatermina) November 6, 2026