Today's news and jokes

New sword pic.twitter.com/JWr5eo5mGi

— Kamii Momoru 💕collage exams era💕 (@Kamii_momoru) May 12, 2023

CNN’s Kaitlan Collins back in the day talking to Fox News: “George Soros is a foreign-born, left-wing guy who essentially wants to change the nature of this country." pic.twitter.com/MLvx1fdJYg

— Majority Report (@majorityfm) May 11, 2023

The world is a chaotic and frightening place, but I take solace in the certainty that marketing people are already misinterpreting what was essentially a black swan event as something that's infinitely reproducible and monetizable. https://t.co/2ixaK5AlqH

— Jor-El Embiid (@TheOtherJeff) May 11, 2023

chatgpt is an answer to the "older cousin deficit" we didn't know we had. we need someone to tell us, with utmost confidence, that cockroaches can live for 3 years without a head, that smoking peanut shells gets you high, the *truth* about how katanas are made, with no sources.

— Ludic Tony: calm father (@slugworlds) May 12, 2023

Sure are a lot of public thinkers racing to publicize that they don't mind the false information

PLEASE REMAIN CALM BUT PEOPLE WE HAVE ANOTHER MOVIEPASS SITUATION ON OUR HANDS https://t.co/T9D43XMora pic.twitter.com/7UCHpo8n03

— Walter Hickey (@WaltHickey) May 12, 2023

I used to do this because I was really looking for stuff to steal. https://t.co/2qd9z6iKfY

— 𝑨𝒔𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 | 𝑬𝒔𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒏 (@skinclasshero) April 28, 2023

no offense but my least favourite brand of person on here is the people who apparently think that Things wouldn't be The Way They Are if only STEM students were required to take humanities classes in college

— olivia m. swarthout (@olivia__ms) April 27, 2023

Lol spotted on a bulletin board at school pic.twitter.com/NCtHiN9ltg

— Ben Towle (@ben_towle) April 25, 2023

The Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 crew falling backwards...except in pattern form. pic.twitter.com/rlryQDxHFu

— Goh_Billy (@GohBilly1) April 27, 2023

Shout out to this frog from a children's poster about emotional regulation pic.twitter.com/y5UbsbkOYc

— Lauren Bryant-Monk (@jl_nicegirl) April 24, 2023

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