Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Today's news and jokes

The what now?? With who now??

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— Steve Bannister aka ComicDeepDive (now reading X-Men) (@stevesensible.bsky.social) March 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
(Real?)





the panopticon gets pettier www.theverge.com/news/637228/...

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— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) March 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
He designed a "Ban Dolan" tee















I remember an article about elections in Iraq where they asked a dude in the souk who he was voting for and he said whichever candidate buys him the most kebabs because after they get elected they'll never do anything for him again.

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— Jack Murphy (@jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social) March 31, 2025 at 8:22 AM








im sorry but it turns out "they're killing the cats" was literally about trump and rfk jr

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— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies.com) March 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
















("allegedly promoted pro-Qatar narratives to Israeli media while receiving payments from the Gulf state.")















Pro tip for companies and other economic entities: you can use april fool's as an opportunity to post "we're completely swearing off AI altogether, it was a mistake all along", and then, upon gauging the reaction, be completely baffled that it was ever interpreted as anything but straightforward

— Sargoth, of Sargoth fame (@longersky.com) March 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM








I've been oft-irked by how Disney handles screener access, but I have to give them credit when it comes to Andor: They sent all 12 episodes of Season 2, three weeks in advance. Granted, they'll be yanking them all on 4/22, but at least they're giving reviewers a decent-sized work-ahead window.

— Noel Murray (@noelmu.bsky.social) March 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
















(Could be holding out for improved CBA) (But I wonder if this played a part)























("signed a three-year, $42 million contract with the Braves in January after a career year with the San Diego Padres in 2024")























oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

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— Daniel Benneworth-Gray (@danielgray.com) February 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
























the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

— nattie winters (@utilitylimb.bsky.social) February 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
















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