1. I tell you I'm making lasagna for dinner. You're not eating at my house or anything, we're just shooting the shit online. You say:— Julia Gfrörer (@thorazos) September 29, 2020
2. An author you like is giving a talk. They mention their favorite book by Donna Tartt is her first, The Little Friend. You know her first was The Secret History. Afterwards there's a Q&A, and you get selected to ask a question. What do you say when you take the mic?— Julia Gfrörer (@thorazos) September 29, 2020
3. Your friend's cat is missing. She calls you in a panic. What do you tell her?— Julia Gfrörer (@thorazos) September 29, 2020
4. I've been hired to paint a mural of my favorite actor, Derek Jacobi. "Derek Jacobi is the best actor who ever lived," I say dreamily as I show you my sketches. How do you respond?— Julia Gfrörer (@thorazos) September 29, 2020
5. Dame Darcy is making me a cake for my birthday. She's raw vegan so the cake is made of dates and green apples, which you're pretty sure I can't eat because I have that thing where raw apples make my mouth swell up. Do you tell her to consider a different cake?— Julia Gfrörer (@thorazos) September 29, 2020
6. A cartoonist/twitter personality you enjoy, who does not follow you back, writes a series of thoughtful tweets followed by a quiz designed to gently help her very least favorite people on Earth to be happier and less annoying. You think might've spotted an error in it. Do you— Julia Gfrörer (@thorazos) September 29, 2020