only murders pic.twitter.com/UyeZuJTbVm
— Pat Lewis (@patlewis) June 29, 2022
Remarkable, ghastly Wikipedia page. History rhymes.4 years ago, Washpost columnist @kathleenparker wrote a piece titled “Calm down. Roe v. Wade isn’t going anywhere.”
— Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin) June 30, 2022
What could be worse than that column? The excuse she gave to @ErikWemple https://t.co/G9S2klSnbc pic.twitter.com/MThAajZbkN
CBS on the shortage.quick how much does it cost to fly a surveillance helicopter around Baltimore https://t.co/BXibaWdv7Y
— brandon soderberg (@notrivia) July 1, 2022
(Respect all picket lines (and support me if you see a solid deal).)*WALKOUT ALERT* @WiredUnion members are prepared to walk out for Prime Day on July 12 and 13th unless @CondeNast agrees to a fair contract. And we need our supporters to stand with us 🔥🧵 https://t.co/LviOGjqmrG pic.twitter.com/eJ3jymTbIv
— WIRED Union (@wiredunion) June 30, 2022
(Next Hasbro will introduce a Stockx model and let you resell the toy from their site without ever taking possession of it.)No In-Person Hasbro #SDCC Exclusives At This Years Convention https://t.co/CHU6O528fI pic.twitter.com/PGboz3k87b
— Toy News International (@ToyNewsInterna1) June 30, 2022
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 1, 2022
Bobby gets his 12th installment of $1,193,248.20 today.
The Mets have so far paid him $14,318,978.40 for him to NOT PLAY the 2000 season.
There is 13 years and $15,512,221.60 left.
There have been no discussions to buy him out early.
Knick fans will look back in this day 3 years from now and be grateful.
— Mr. Swift (@ELGINDOTCOM) June 30, 2019
The host just took a caller who was sick of it. After a it of banter, she asked what they wanted to hear, caller said "I dunno, anything other than—" and then they cut her off and launched directly into Killing In The Name again https://t.co/TJ4FBNbYxm
— Aiun, 🔜 (@KivrinAiun) June 30, 2022
A massive, hourlong 60-person brawl broke out on a Carnival Cruise after one person’s significant other found out about an alleged threesome https://t.co/u1b9MoQzAY
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) June 30, 2022
The VIP section at The Eagles' Hyde Park concert in London broke into a brawl during the band's performance of "Take It Easy": https://t.co/qbbVlD4l3A pic.twitter.com/YQVyX2B0TM
— Consequence (@consequence) June 30, 2022
hey sorry if I seem tired they did like fifty years worth of bad stuff in a week and I'm also dealing with a lot of targeted Barbie Movie content
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) June 30, 2022
The Xbox Series X is looking a little different after a bit of love and thunder.
— Xbox (@Xbox) July 1, 2022
Follow @Xbox and RT with #ThorLoveandThunderXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win this epic Mjolnir-themed Series X. Best of luck!
Ages 18+. Ends 7/21/22. Full rules here: https://t.co/1KilI1KnGy pic.twitter.com/P2pOltFEQG
Tag yourself pic.twitter.com/lmm9aXdTOa
— lasagne del rey (@GrrlGhost) June 22, 2022
They put me in charge of organizing a party for my coworkers so I said I rented a nice rooftop bar for dinner/drinks. What I didn’t say is that I also hired 1 mime and 1 Austin Powers impersonator to show up an hour in pic.twitter.com/j8mToOIySn
— Michal (@Miexriir) June 29, 2022
6 DEX 20 STR pic.twitter.com/81TABxRjjX
— femb✦t (@__femb0t) June 27, 2022
Love the deli paper on the doctor’s table. Mmm I’m a sick little sandwich
— 👩🏻🚀 (@lanyardigan) June 20, 2022
Watched the Bourne Ultimatum on the plane yesterday, dope movie, from now on whenever I order Domino's and use the Domino's pizza tracker app to track my pizza I'm going to imagine I've "activated the asset" and I'm getting real time updates on an assassination.
— Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) June 22, 2022
Dude WHAT
— Emily in Ordinary Time (@EmilyKath319) May 14, 2022
Italians are really something else pic.twitter.com/8y5zsxNejv
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