When you co-op with a friend who hasn’t found good gear yet: 🍳 pic.twitter.com/dWJ1kjBasm
— _mostly_ghostly_ (@LowBudgetGhost) May 9, 2022
omg this thread. Marc "build more housing" Andreessen lobbied aggressively against building more housing in his own town, because of the risk doing so would "decrease our home values" https://t.co/Wve0DpDcEu
— Felix Salmon (@felixsalmon) August 5, 2022
the best explanation for how Trump has evaded prosecution for so long is that he entirely uses disposable lawyers who are willing to facetank Rule 11 sanctions in order to send any case involving him directly to the Clown Law Realm
— guy (@Theophite) August 4, 2022
ok hear me out: the point isn’t that it’s a fake uni. the point is that the Right takes care of their propagandists. their media people are well-funded and comfortable while the people they crush chase patreon subs. https://t.co/pAmCYxfxN8
— Wagatwe Wanjuki 🇰🇪 🇧🇸 (@wagatwe) August 4, 2022
Yes, plenty would take advice from "Grima Wormtongue."My lord. Gandalf the Woke is coming. Look at the diverse companions he has! A man, an elf, and a dwarf? I doubt they were the most qualified to be his companions. Smells like corporate "quotas" for inclusion and other woke garbage! pic.twitter.com/EJtfKAjLJj
— Jokin Rokin Rokin Tolkien 🗡️🏹🪓 (@joshcarlosjosh) August 4, 2022
I'm sorry the HBO Max "male skew" bulletpoint is my fucking enemy pic.twitter.com/oitAvlY239
— it was rachatha all along (@RachelLeishman) August 4, 2022
THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE tronc https://t.co/NscFXlNZcG https://t.co/tsNVTljFt1
— JOE MACLEOD (@JOEMACLEOD666) August 4, 2022
Absolutely salivating over the "90 Day Fiancé Universe" pic.twitter.com/RI4I43utuP
— Miles Surrey (@HKSurrey) August 4, 2022
'you are under a misconception that we are a movie company.
— 🌧🌩️ (@Wally_Wests) August 4, 2022
we are Not.
what we are
really
is an engagement farm harvesting tax incentives.' pic.twitter.com/rnleJdAoPd
Just got an email from Nancy Pelosi telling me she’ll get the Batgirl movie released in cinemas if I agree to make a monthly donation to the democrats
— Steve Morris (@stevewmorris) August 4, 2022
(I've been watching Blade of the Immortal via Pluto--a more stable streaming service than Hulu and HBO + keeps my place even without requiring a login.)Gonna die laughing if Tubi is the last one standing in the streaming wars for understanding that nobody really gives a shit about Prestige Drama #14,846, they just want to watch a 45 year old episode of Columbo whenever they want.
— Jessica Ritchey (@Ruby_Stevens) August 4, 2022
Male comedians be like: “by age 30, you should be attending your girlfriend’s kindergarten graduation”
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) August 3, 2022
SoulCycle woke up today and chose violence. $PTON pic.twitter.com/B4OvXE7ReE
— George Hadjia (@GHadjia) July 28, 2022
Army and Air Force Exchange Service stores in Europe will continue to sell Skittles, despite a ban on the popular candy across much of the Continent. https://t.co/buEYEO7u1X
— Stars and Stripes (@starsandstripes) August 4, 2022
this business is something else pic.twitter.com/btf1F6GzCP
— Todd Vaziri - Time for Universal Health Care (@tvaziri) August 4, 2022
Powerwash Simulator appeals to an increasingly popular fantasy: that we will never run out of water
— 🌏🔎Leigh Alexander 🐬💿✨ (@leighalexander) July 30, 2022
Ashoka in Goldfish cracker form. pic.twitter.com/kflS1qY5gu
— Brandon Bird (@Brandon_Bird) July 29, 2022
Bro is training to be in attack on titan😹 pic.twitter.com/4mVcaQjhxr
— WILLY🌻 (@Wehateyouwilly) August 3, 2022
Peggy and Steve (the dogs) just effectively peer-pressured a Golden Retriever named Otto into learning how to swim
— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) July 30, 2022
Frank Cuesta takes a swim and is greeted by a very curious river otter..
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 30, 2022
Sound on 😊 pic.twitter.com/xpIUMrpaMw
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