my favorite thing i almost overlooked in a museum (because its so small) https://t.co/oOEFXkVXK8 pic.twitter.com/lH4pt2uhHW
— plazy ☾*✲⋆. (@plazynoodles) January 27, 2023
many years i seriously considered working at Jack in the Box, which offered an annual salary $15,000 more than what i earned as a business reporter for the only metro newspaper in Hawaii https://t.co/EaLLe4Qtms
— Gene Park (@GenePark) January 29, 2023
Oh neat https://t.co/c1WYBKyrDu
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) January 29, 2023
The machines of flesh and Excel answer to the board of directors, and the board of directors answers to opaque trading algorithms no human fully understands (and to some other humans who are mostly imitating those trading algorithms).
— threestationsquare (@threestationsq) January 28, 2023
cyberpunk writers really didn't prepare me for AI generated articles being pushed into media feeds by automated algorithms purely to drive automated ad metrics because no one human will actually read them https://t.co/EMESpT4Uyt
— ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜 𝑚𝑦 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑠 ɴ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ 🐙 (@nick_octopus) January 27, 2023
the vampire survivors gamefaq would be an exactly 3 kilobyte text file but we decided to give the internet over to these carrion suckers pic.twitter.com/xkyIpK95Mn
— livin fueko & ballin at 🎄 time (@zoegmiller) January 27, 2023
The thing they don't warn you about becoming a youtuber is every time I meet someone with kids they really want me to meet their kid who loves youtube and I can't even begin to explain that I am 100% not the kind of youtuber their 9 year old will think is cool
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) January 29, 2023
Riseborough's got friends all over Hollywood. Speaks a dozen languages, knows every acting technique. She'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see her again.
— Harris Dang aka Critic Name @ #Sundance2023 (@FilmMomatic) January 28, 2023
With any luck, she's won the Oscar already. https://t.co/V6ZePIQBKG pic.twitter.com/db8zHcpsXn
Just watched the Andrea Riseborough movie on the plane. Brutally grim and tedious and I’ll never watch it again, but she very clearly deserves the nomination. Stop punishing this lady for having cool friends. Investigate the investigators!!!
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) January 29, 2023
(The real news seems to be that Howard Stern is still influential?)Realizing actors ran a Snyder's Cut on the stuffy bureaucrats and now the musty bastards in their halls of power are shaking. The post-Jeremy Strong profile solidarity of the acting class has upset the balance of power in Hollywood. https://t.co/biFejWpBm4
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) January 28, 2023
mom’s friend just sent her this. Sunday Mass. South Jersey. NFC Championship morning. 🦅 pic.twitter.com/2BcT5vATod
— maurice (@tallmaurice) January 29, 2023
Against all odds, somehow this isn't a Josh Johnson revenge game https://t.co/HUdduEHvKN
— Sander Eizen (@SanderEizen0) January 29, 2023
The 49ers QB room pic.twitter.com/Mr9Q2FDVdY
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) January 29, 2023
.@brockpurdy13, I Crashed In An Airplane!!! Get In The Game! WTF!!! pic.twitter.com/i7sH4NgmPm
— Ric Flair® (@RicFlairNatrBoy) January 29, 2023
For anyone who finds this as treacherous, traitorous, and unforgivable as we do - just pretend it's green and white for #NewYorksStrongest. We take out the trash every day...and next year, that'll include the Eagles. https://t.co/6vgfub5ZHw
— NYC Sanitation (@NYCSanitation) January 30, 2023
And so it begins… pic.twitter.com/ovJ858Aupx
— The Collectibles Guru 🧠 (@ericwhiteback) January 30, 2023
Mahomes ankle pic.twitter.com/hB2KdHuPAs
— Honest (@HonestAve) January 30, 2023
Like everyone else, referees make mistakes. We made one at the end of last night’s game and that is gut-wrenching for us. This play will weigh heavily and cause sleepless nights as we strive to be the best referees we can be.https://t.co/WyN8QVuTOl
— NBA Referees (@OfficialNBARefs) January 29, 2023
This is the worst lob ever thrown 😹 pic.twitter.com/L2KvjIwHCE
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) January 30, 2023
When I was a barista at Caffè Nero I served a bloke whose surname was Cornwall and he was from Kent. I told him my surname was Kent and I was from Cornwall, and he didn't care, like not at all.
— Aaron Kent (@GodzillaKent) January 10, 2023
I (deliberately) don’t have TikTok and am trying to get the link of a single video to share. pic.twitter.com/uFx4C2D9JK
— Vicki (@vboykis) January 8, 2023
Naming google docs is really just a different flavor of SEO for you 6 weeks from now
— sawyerm ⚡️🚙 (@sawyermidddd) January 12, 2023
You are not likely ready for what this album is called https://t.co/tG8RDOv0ga
— Mike Duquette (@Sir__Duque) January 27, 2023
Just heard someone turn down after-work plans because they have an avocado at home that’s about to go bad
— Max Lockie (@staphwriter) January 10, 2023
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