(Highlight reel, if you want to hear how it's pronounced.)Need to see the back of his jersey. Incredible last name. pic.twitter.com/FZmMAgT5E2
— Olney Fans (@TheGolaStandard) February 1, 2023
(7th and Montana)Ground zero for the robotaxi invasion is a random sleepy block in Santa Monica. For some reason - no one knows why - the Waymo cars circle it incessantly, all day long. It's reminiscent of the cul-de-sac in San Francisco where Waymos cause their own mini traffic jams.
— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) February 23, 2023
("The writing is also 'bad in spectacular ways'")A funny anecdote after I spent all morning having people tell me ChatGPT was actually an intelligence that was creating new work and not plagiarizing. pic.twitter.com/AXAz0izIT2
— Lincoln Michel (@TheLincoln) February 23, 2023
diamonds can be exchanged for slurp juice, which in turn is used to mutate birds. every bird then has to be staked until it vests after two weeks; staked birds have a 70% drop rate of elons and a 30% drop rate of muskrat milk, which can be 'curdled' into special 'cheesy tokens' https://t.co/ZM9SsAEqbL
— cohost.org/bruno (@NotBrunoAgain) February 23, 2023
Rebranding Lent as “Mark Wahlberg’s 40 day challenge” pic.twitter.com/BmvxasCmTj
— Sophie Haigney (@SophieHaigney) February 23, 2023
We may need to add that cookie flute to the @librarycongress flute collection. @lizzo knows the collection well. 😉 https://t.co/TNvHWxQku5
— Carla Hayden (@LibnOfCongress) February 22, 2023
My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. Some highlights:
— Shiv Ramdas Traing To Rite Buk (@nameshiv) February 21, 2023
"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. Hold on to it. You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world"
Addams Family: Hawaiian Vacation https://t.co/mnBJ7Nu5d3
— 🐱ri-Warui (@oleivarrudi) January 31, 2023
People dont quite understand how absolutely brilliant Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem was.
— SHAWN NEEDS TO GROW A PEAR (@ShawnChapek1) January 31, 2023
There were other effects like the game would turn your TV volume down but the BSOD and the threat that it DELETED your entire memory card was wild as fuck. https://t.co/lVYXxxVSjt pic.twitter.com/9ROFh2X7N1
Queen pic.twitter.com/HQIOVymhR3
— Minion Death Cult Podcast (@miniondeathcult) January 30, 2023
10 years ago when I worked in tech support, a frustrated customer called and this was literally the first thing that they said: "Can you please transfer me to the least-liked employee so I can make their day miserable?" 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Cu3mNqZees
— Izzy (parody) 🆓 (@iglvzx) August 29, 2022
If you were my 2-year-old, where would you hide your brother's brand new passport?
— Amy Liptrot (@amy_may) January 31, 2023
@pecosswift This is what happens when it gets below freezing in Texas #crash #freezing #snowcrash #carcrashes #austintx ♬ original sound - Pecos Swift
@madabout____ #aussie #australianshepherd #dogs #dogsoftiktok #dogsofttiktok #dogsvideo #funnydog ♬ original sound - MAD ABOUT
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