Today's news and jokes

Spider cube is actually pretty damn cool https://t.co/95hKzg1rae pic.twitter.com/8zjwennLLE

— Mike Franchina (@mikefranchina_) October 25, 2023

I don't think the press are going to find a lot of Democrats on Capitol Hill with a nice word to say about Mike Johnson. With him it's just overturning elections and banning abortions all the way down the linehttps://t.co/huoBpW0SmQ

— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) October 25, 2023

Reporter: You help lead the effort to overturn the 2020 election results, do you—

Republicans: *boo* shut up pic.twitter.com/L7R5fwhpIi

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 25, 2023

("The team of former Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.), a driving force of the House Jan. 6 committee and an outspoken Trump critic, released old videos highlighting Johnson's involvement, as well as a quote in the New York Times that called him 'the most important architect of the Electoral College objections,' NBC reports") (Can't say it'll be a surprise when they refuse to certify the election results)

Not only did @Gannett's AI posts sound robotic - but their “authors” may not even be real.

They’re not Reviewed editors, don’t have LinkedIn profiles, and Google searches turn up no other written work. pic.twitter.com/XkFGhqwTuO

— NewsGuild of New York (@nyguild) October 24, 2023

Members of the group, mostly parents who joined for a chuckle about a kids' show, are confused by why the group has turned political, and keep asking for the admin to step in. Turns out, the sole admin is also very active protesting her local library. https://t.co/lRczbrNNGN

— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) October 19, 2023

The Atlantic is such a bizarre publication

the Vatican has updated the seven deadly sins to include an eighth one called DJ Envy. it's unclear what exactly it is, but involves real estate and building generational wealth

— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) October 23, 2023

Background

The Dune logo is made out of minifigure hands?! https://t.co/CpiPbw5pFe pic.twitter.com/tn3lHCPBEe

— J🎃rdan DeVries (@theastralj) October 24, 2023

(The Ornithopter set looks fabulous and is up for preorder at Amazon.)

https://t.co/XamvZGvlIx pic.twitter.com/qupSKiykch

— Pabadook Hidalghost 👻 (@pabl0hidalgo) October 23, 2023

Not sure why people are mad at this. Pat Bev had one of the most iconic performances in play-in tournament history. https://t.co/cYsmoYGPf2

— kang (@jaycaspiankang) October 25, 2023

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: #Patriots have waived QB/WR Malik Cunningham, only a couple of weeks after signing him to a 3-year deal.

They also waived LB/DE Trey Flowers, per @TomPelisserohttps://t.co/CZrJ4hMrkv pic.twitter.com/cWvawzhDG1

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 24, 2023

Top prize in a tote bag art contest went to one made to look like a dodo. The name of the work is ドードでドゥでしょう？ (Dodo de do desho ka?) https://t.co/1anebJcX6Z pic.twitter.com/mg0AHgYwck

— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) October 18, 2023

Your house is not haunted, there's a raccoon in your attic. And that is much, much worse.

— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) October 19, 2023

In Mario Power Tennis, an extremely rare glitch may occur during Boo's Power Shot where the Boo swarm will have gaping red mouths, and no eyes. This is actually due to the game mistakenly rendering the Boos inside out. pic.twitter.com/J82Ors3N4r

— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) October 19, 2023

Darth Vader plays chess with a squid in a sphere and burns her to death upon her loss.

(The Empire Strikes Back Monthly #155, 1982) pic.twitter.com/YaXoD5LHjs

— insane moments in star wars history (@insanestarwars) October 18, 2023

@bounceshotvr Roomba Pong is such a good idea! Why didn't I think of this earlier? This will be a party staple in no time🎉🍺 #BeerPongChampion #PongLife #PongGoals ♬ original sound - BounceShotVR

@goodboyralphh

i win at life ❤️

♬ original sound - liv&lt3 - liv&lt3 | taking time off

@brbshannon my literal worst nightmare would be a stranger helping us 🙃😅 #introverts ♬ original sound - brbshannon

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