"Sam comes back from the softball game in a state of gleeful triumph—but, oddly, none of the Playboy babes have come back with him. Soon the reason why is revealed. It seems that Sam's competitive juices got the better of him, and instead of flirting with the Playmates, he struck out 18 of them, didn't let any get past first base, and threw a knockdown pitch at one Playmate's head"this is literally - LITERALLY - the plot of the cheers episode "king of the hill". sam, a retired MLB pitcher, plays a charity game against an all-girls team and pitches a no-hitter bc he can't help himself. life truly imitates art
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) November 21, 2023
watching the trades become transparently anti-artist has been incredibly depressing, first through sharing anti-union propaganda spin for months and now they're just shamelessly mischaracterizing their own story to make Nia DaCosta look irresponsible and absent. this sucks so bad https://t.co/pemW6lYxOw
— Brendan Hodges (@metaplexmovies) November 20, 2023
Some real gross stuff happening around this movie’s failure and who the trades seem helping Disney throw under the bus https://t.co/i9e1OPoEtD
— Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) November 20, 2023
The running narrative for years has been about how hands on Marvel has been with their movies. These very same trades have run stories “exposing” that. All of a sudden one bombs and it’s because the director wasn’t there to steer the ship, what could poor Marvel DO??
— Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) November 20, 2023
Sorry to be the one to tell you, but the army did not hire a Misato cosplayer.
— Adam Bumas (@AdamBumas) November 20, 2023
I investigated for @broderick's Garbage Day today: https://t.co/4k51paoUvb https://t.co/DmV2ppL2DU pic.twitter.com/5F0h5NEWNe
EA disciples passed out copies of HPMOR like it's the gd bible? today I learned!!! https://t.co/FmQHuFOEwa pic.twitter.com/s0k8rH60dU
— Samantha Cole (@samleecole) November 20, 2023
Linda you're serving ads on hashtag "heilhitler" https://t.co/PPEA5JNOVj pic.twitter.com/14tWKxh9vK
— catturd2.bsky.social (@thetomzone) November 21, 2023
Took a look through hashtag 1488 to see what kinds of ads popped up. @steelers @TheAACE @Visit_NJ do you condone this kind of rhetoric? And do you appreciate your brand being associated with it? pic.twitter.com/PcD18mkaoL
— Ben he/him🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 (@Phoenixashes76) November 21, 2023
.@NikkiHaley to nine-year-old girl in a “Nikki Haley” hat: “I love your hat.”
— Sarah Dean (@sarahmdean95) November 20, 2023
Nine-year-old girl: “Thanks, one of your guys gave it to me for free.” pic.twitter.com/06q87wube5
NEWS: The Knicks are seeking more than $10 million in damages from the Raptors as part of the ongoing lawsuit and argued that Adam Silver shouldn't arbitrate the dispute in part because of his close relationship with Raptors governor Larry Tanenbaum. https://t.co/Ic7DPFhweK
— Baxter Holmes (@Baxter) November 20, 2023
This stuff must be for attention, right?Jordan Poole thought doing this stops both the game clock & the shot clock lmao pic.twitter.com/qiieC2zYHc
— Ball Junkie (@ImABallJunkie) November 21, 2023
Jalen Carter was so close. pic.twitter.com/G8wkJM3DON
— NFL (@NFL) November 21, 2023
I'm watching AMERICAN MADE. Tom Cruise flying planes through every Reagan-era Central American fiasco. It fucking rocks. Forrest Gump for sickos.
— zl (@tlpzl_pod) November 15, 2023
they gotta fix the housing crisis, we've got too many 35 year olds who care about who's voicing cartoons for children, we gotta get these people some water heater concerns asap
— ian karmel (@IanKarmel) November 14, 2023
Happy ‘Neen from Xena and Gabrielle 💕 pic.twitter.com/VBpN7OKE0s
— Melissa McGlensey (@OhHeyMeliss) October 30, 2023
@taylor_the_tuner Las vegas in a nutshell 😂 #lasvegas #lakemead #sema #semashow #vegas ♬ original sound - Taylor_the_tuner
@cricketbbyweave Bison crossing #yellowstone #yellowstonenationalpark #yellowstonewildlife #bison #bisoncrossing ♬ original sound - Josie Weaver
@reporteindigo Su primera chamba... 😅
♬ sonido original - funyandchascos
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