Witnessed something very special at the zoo today pic.twitter.com/0dIXY3PAd9
— beetle moses (@beetlemoses) January 14, 2024
(“We are doing all we can to right the wrongs of the past, including extensive work to support overturning wrongful convictions,” the Post Office spokesperson said.) (Jawdropping story.)Under the Tories, people are awarded great honour for enabling horrors like the post office scandal. https://t.co/83p2G2UWwr
— Max Daly (@Narcomania) January 14, 2024
And yes, TV Licensing has the right to bring its own prosecutions, just like the Post Office does. Prosecutions in which it has a direct financial interest.
— Helen Lewis (@helenlewis) January 11, 2024
Gathered in the basement of a three-floor Georgia lakehouse, 17 Cowboys players fell silent.
— Jori Epstein (@JoriEpstein) September 7, 2023
The first words were spoken softly.
“February 11, 2024.”
Inside Cowboys’ crash course with ex-Navy SEALs, whom Dak recruited to help end Super Bowl droughtππ½https://t.co/sokolYBA4p
Dak Prescott has set up reminders for himself about reaching this year’s Super Bowl: “I’ve got a lot of Louis Vuitton stuff. It’s because of the LV is Las Vegas. If I look at my bag, it’s all LV, literally. I just went and got my girl a bag the other day. I’m like, ‘The only one… pic.twitter.com/KrNs7NjSXg
— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) January 11, 2024
Sports radio and TV producers showing up to work tomorrow pic.twitter.com/25EEQliNnR
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) January 14, 2024
So quiet at AT&T Stadium you can hear Cowboys fans ask each other when Yankees Spring Training starts
— πππ§ ππ¨ππ‘π (@RochesRWinners) January 14, 2024
This guy was in the Sickos Committee before the committee was even a thing pic.twitter.com/r5t1jqtuGs
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) January 15, 2024
Gobert 4 straight made clutch-qualifying free throws and a huge block of Kawhi while on an island in the final 90 seconds here. Should make for an interesting press conference. https://t.co/0mDkKewMVq
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 15, 2024
Rudy Gobert blocks Kawhi Leonard pic.twitter.com/0TpVu7RQny
— Timberwolves Clips (@WolvesClips) January 15, 2024
oh dear. https://t.co/JbqGylMkcB pic.twitter.com/aHEmhoNqZD
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 15, 2024
https://t.co/A6JVvjb0oJ pic.twitter.com/4Y6O5vVVaM
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) January 15, 2024
asked chatGPT for examples of what I had written and it spat out these completely fake articles π pic.twitter.com/FYdODA24C4
— csz (@cszabla) January 13, 2024
Hope the pilot had the composure to ask “WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!” when the swimmers came to help him out. https://t.co/lMvFTOAFvz
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) January 14, 2024
I can’t begin to tell you how many times I get to the end of a carefully curated DoorDash order only to cancel and walk away because I’m not a lunatic and can’t justify paying $27 for an $8 burrito.
— SMB Attorney (@SMB_Attorney) December 27, 2023
Hi, I’m Ethan Frome and welcome to Jackass
— Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) December 26, 2023
i have a pitch for @Wikipedia: instead of asking for $3 every time i open the site, you should host a yearly celebrity-filled gala. tickets should cost enough to keep the site going and each year's theme should be a wikipedia page generated at random
— Johnny LaZebnik (@jlazebnik) December 26, 2023
had a bunch of vultures in the backyard trees for a couple days and today found out why (dead deer)
— lee gatlin (@neilaglet) December 27, 2023
@lord.explores Stratford Square #deadmall ♬ original sound - LordExplores
@ladbible Me having to do any small task π #labradors #lazy #fyp #slacking #rehab #pets #ladbible ♬ original sound - LADbible
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