Today's news and jokes

imagine if your shaman was like "much of my power comes from this small, sad whale" https://t.co/FPBY1mPwWJ

— sean (@DilettanteryPod) June 13, 2024

The corruption around homeless spending has run rampant in California. Here's an example.

"It’s unclear when the property will become affordable housing, if ever, or where the $26.7 million in state funds went." 🧵https://t.co/BBbGtVLW6I

— T Wolf 🌁 (@Twolfrecovery) September 18, 2024

(The article describes an effort to claw back $114 million)

So humble her dad declared our local beach his families own private beach and it being Florida, the state said sure. So the Huckabees stole our beach. Humble.

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— wesinjapan (@wesinjapan.bsky.social) September 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM

(One, two) (And speaking of beach access, check out the Suns owner)

My favorite sentence:

A trunk full of Harbaugh's clothes for the entire trip weighed 250 pounds, including the weight of the trunk.

Great read from our friend Eric Smith! https://t.co/L3nhQhSgqH

— Lindsey Young (@LindseyMNSports) September 18, 2024

("It helps that [the equipment manager] has been with the Chargers for 34 years while [the assistant equipment manager] has been with the team for 32 seasons.")

Square Enix knows “do i need to play the 15 other final fantasy games” is a huge barrier for millions of people. playstation made this ad featuring tons of young athletes to explain final fantasy 16 and it lives in my head rent free. i think about it every day https://t.co/kZvfnVgwwb pic.twitter.com/2g423cFfGQ

— Gene Park Pro (@GenePark) September 19, 2024

Celebrating the gift that is John Ritter.

Happy Birthday to one of the good guys.

John at his best.

pic.twitter.com/jrliNDfFmO

— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) September 17, 2024

Wow, talk about long forgotten memories

Favorite thing at Lowe’s (the inside of the helmet glows!) pic.twitter.com/yITEyGOXFF

— lee gatlin (@neilaglet) August 17, 2024

98% of the posts on here about kids’ gifted programs, whether pro or con, are just excuses for the author to mention that they were in a gifted program like I was

— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) August 18, 2024

@liinndddi Replying to @JuanMa LOL this road was insane😂 Do u guys think youd be able to drive down this?? bc i know i cant 💀 #thingstodoinjapan #japantraveltips #visitingjapan #japanlife #lifeinjapan #tochigi #initiald #initialdanime #whatnottodoinjapan ♬ original sound - lindi in japan 🇯🇵

@espn They were hyped 😂 #nfl #football #security #fistbump #funny ♬ noir - sho

@espn No way 😂 (via yutackk/IG) #throw #stuck #funny ♬ original sound - ESPN

@pubity Those EYES at the end 🤣🐶 #RoadTo15Million #Pubity ♬ original sound - Pubity

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