Thursday, May 1, 2025

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GDP numbers out today. Remember, it’s not a recession, it’s a freedom dip.

— π•Šπ•¦π•Ÿπ••π•’π•– 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) April 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM


“Your family will have less, but it’ll be more expensive” is definitely a solid economic pitch

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— Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) April 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM


I'm not much of a prepper per se, but maybe I can start

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— Memento (Lasagna) Morti πŸŒ™ (@mementomorty.bsky.social) April 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM








I think the papers could make good money with one of those county fair dunk tanks where they charge money for people to dunk a focus group member into a tank of water, which I realize is basically what they're already doing through outrage shares, but I think they should do it literally too

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— Christina Holland (@mortalwombat.info) April 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM


Axios articles shitting on congressional dems are like a marshmallow test specifically designed for this website

— Sick Hunt, Dracones (@scalehelix.net) February 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM








Instagram's user-made therapy chatbots will do anything to keep you talking, including lie about credentials, make up license numbers, and invent private practices. I tested a ton of them: www.404media.co/instagram-ai...

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— Sam Cole (@samleecole.bsky.social) April 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM








chatbot flattery isn't a glitch — it's the whole plan nymag.com/intelligence...

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— John Herrman (@jwherrman.bsky.social) May 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM








Pope Francis dunks on the felonious Sardinian cardinal from beyond the grave, in an echo of a recent film. www.pillarcatholic.com/p/letter-fro...

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— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) April 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
(For the good of the church, he said in a statement sent by his lawyer, he vowed to obey “the will of Pope Francis to not enter into the conclave, even though I remain convinced of my innocence.”)







CDS Radakin “said the military must improve its ability to convert applicants into recruits. Insisting there is no lack of interest in enlisting, he said that around 13 people apply for every military recruit successfully taken on” www.ft.com/content/bb66...

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— Shashank Joshi (@shashj.bsky.social) April 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM








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Just broke the airport face scanner by wearing my ‘Peter Greenaway big head’ t shirt

— Sam Barlow πŸ”₯ (@mrsambarlow.bsky.social) March 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
















In the Wii series games, Wuhu Island is committed to clean air by only allowing electric vehicles. However, in Mario Kart 7, gas vehicles are used in the races. This implies that Mario made a deal with the Wuhu Island administration to receive exclusive pollution privileges.

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— Supper Mario Broth (@mariobrothblog.bsky.social) March 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM








Another TV show that canonically exists in Trider G7 – Columbo!

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— Tom Aznable (@tomaznable.bsky.social) March 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM








I have spent a good chunk of the last two months writing about fire debris removal and I'd like to thank Equipment World for providing this invaluable resource www.equipmentworld.com/page/just-wh...

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— Laura J. Nelson (@laurajnelson.bsky.social) March 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM








@hoest That was a biggg stretch 😭 (@Bradie) #dog #dogsoftiktok #cute #funny #comedy #relatable #hoest ♬ original sound - Hoest




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