Thursday, May 8, 2025

Today's news and jokes

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They've never forgiven PBS for this in 1969.

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— Ar-Fredazôn (@thefred.bsky.social) May 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM








Think for one second about no longer being able to have any normal conversation with a friend in a restaurant, bitching about your jobs or family drama or whatever without the stranger sitting next to you being able to instantly rat you out for fun.

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— Shannon Vallor (@shannonvallor.bsky.social) May 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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According to the mathematics of comedy, when they lose a THIRD fighter jet by tumbling it off the side of a boat, that will be genuinely hilarious.

— Josh Dobbin (@joshdobbin.bsky.social) May 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM








764,000 fools easily parted from their money - 58 crypto wallets have made millions on Trump’s meme coin. 764,000 have lost money, data shows www.cnbc.com/2025/05/06/t...

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— Eliot Higgins (@eliothiggins.bsky.social) May 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM








("The State Bar of California’s botched rollout of a new exam — a move that the cash-strapped agency made in the hopes of saving money — could ultimately end up costing it an additional $5.6 million"..."The State Bar announced Monday that the pass rate for the February exam was 55.9%, the highest spring pass rate since 1965. Last February, the pass rate was significantly lower at 33.9%.") ((I'm under the impression, maybe incorrect, that February test passage rate is typically poor because most people who take the test in February have already failed the exam the prior summer))







Roflmao at Spanish TV for putting the Dark Souls 3 Pontiff Sulyvahn boss fight when talking about the conclave ???

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— RADINSKY 🪬🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺 (@thisisradinsky.bsky.social) May 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM




There's a whole history of the catering of papal conclaves, because of the fear that messages could be smuggled in with the food, for example in the body cavities of whole chickens.

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— Warren Terra (@warrenterra.bsky.social) May 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM










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— Mystery Writers of America (@mysterywriters.bsky.social) May 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
































Just suck all the cool factor out it's fine those piggy nerds will just eat their slop why even care anymore

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— S A M (@comicnerdsam.bsky.social) May 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
(Just endlessly mystifying to me--even if you're so convinced the modifications are "better," why not also post high res scans of the originals?)







@bengals Take it from us… don’t try and compete with professional athletes 😅😂 #minihoop #dunk #basketball #bengals #nfl ♬ original sound - Cincinnati Bengals








@houseofhighlights Bro almost had it 😂😅(@Aren) #fails #soccer #sports #funny ♬ original sound - House of Highlights








@chellysbeauty My son wasn’t too happy at his first game 😂😂 Tired toddler 😴#funny#tball#tballmom#sofunny#baseball ♬ original sound - Michelle








@lindseynovaycooper Baseball season is back!!! His very first slide!! I can’t stop laughing!😆 #baseball #ballplayer #tball #funnyvideos #funnykids #kidsoftiktok #slide #baseballlife #foryourpage #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp ♬ I Look Good - Chalie Boy








@nalbav20 need to find corgi tourneys #corgi ♬ original sound - anik








@dordazz Replying to @Amy Martinez ♬ original sound - Denise Ordaz




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