Monday, September 15, 2025

Today's news and jokes

















hundreds of millions of dollars vaporized from the georgia economy because a bunch of good ol’ boys who would have been too racist for the 1990s wanted to impress kristi noem

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) September 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM


TV Chosun, a conservative cable news network, interviewed one of the detained workers. At about 1:30, he says about the guards: 인종차별을 하더라고. 눈을 찢는다든지. If your translation doesn't make sense, do an image search of this sentence. news.tvchosun.com/site/data/ht...

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— PanAmerican (@dkpseudo.bsky.social) September 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Leaving factories in other states, too

idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...

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— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) September 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
(This thread, too, FWIW)







From the people who brought you "if you touch a single molecule of fentanyl, maybe even with gloves on, *You Will Die*" comes the new thrilling adventure "literally burning a kilo of meth in an enclosed space is probably fine, right?"

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— Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm (@wolvendamien.bsky.social) September 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM








Love when the timeline syncs in harmony 🥰

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— LeCaffeinated (@thetirednurse.bsky.social) September 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM


The real battle for Gaza likely took place on the campus of Columbia. The real battle over Charlie Kirk is whatever the fuck this is.

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— Jack Murphy (@jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social) September 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM


Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp

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— ChrisO_wiki (@chriso-wiki.bsky.social) September 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM










I know I know it's a well worn point but still. Plenty of people who would self-describe as Christians, for whom that is a very important identity, watch Fox News. I genuinely can think of very few messages as laser-targeted to be anti-Christian as "kill the homeless". Designed in a lab by Satan.

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— lastpositivist.bsky.social (@lastpositivist.bsky.social) September 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM








("Sikh-owned trucking businesses that were already battling a slowdown in the industry due to rising tariffs are now confronted with a new challenge. Drivers are unwilling to drive on interstate highways out of fear of losing their livelihoods due to enhanced checks...There’s a national network of Sikhs working in fields adjacent to trucking as well, from truck-stop Indian restaurants to trucking schools and logistics companies.")







("The [identical twins] used online platforms including KakaoTalk, a Korean instant messaging app, to reach their customers. Federal prosecutors say that by quickly nabbing popular early morning tee times almost immediately after they were available to the public, the brothers “created a monopoly” of Southern California golf courses.")















Holy shit, it’s Death on the Nile meets Return of the Obra Dinn: The Larp deathanddenial.nl

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— Adrian Hon (@adrianhon.bsky.social) September 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
("Death and Denial is a larp in Gothic style: melancholic, intimate, and introspective. Although it unfolds within the scaffolding of a murder mystery, it is not the focus or intention of the event to solve the mystery. Instead, the narrative lingers on slow-burn personal drama, emotional unravelling, and the silent dread of quarantine")







white guy shocks cantina by ordering a bespin fizz in perfect huttese

— Topher Florence (@topherflorence.bsky.social) July 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM










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— Kenny Logins (@kennylogins.bsky.social) June 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM








had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone

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— Alex Graudins (@toonyballoony.bsky.social) July 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM








Historical dog of the day 🐾 Smiley little black and white lapdog affectionately held by Louise Anne de Vernon, maréchale de Ségur. Painted by Drouais, 1770s

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— Emily Brand (@emilybrand.bsky.social) July 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM








The best part of this is Blue immediately understanding what Cam Bynum wants to do and tagging along

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— JP Acosta (@acosta32jp.bsky.social) September 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM








(Universities on the quarter system start this week)







@ashtonbutlerr1 #collegefootball #cfb #archmanning #texasfootball #fyp ♬ original sound - Ashton
("Boos and bad throws: After another ugly outing, Arch Manning needs to show something ... and quick")







@houseofhighlights Look out below 😳 (rmitchellgunter/x) #football #collegefootball #cfb #georgiatech #clemson ♬ original sound - House of Highlights








@dinamitavivar PT2: What people wearing tonight for the Canelo vs Crawford 🥊 #canelovscrawford #canelo #crawford #lasvegas #boxing ♬ sonido original - JAIRO WX 🤘


@bleacherreport Angel and Bud Crawford backstage 🤩 (via @ringmagazine) #angelreese#angelreeseawford #WNBA ♬ original sound - bleacherreport








@espn 🤣🤣 (via mg_ammar) #soccer #freekick #goal #funny #fail ♬ Tomfoolery - David Snell








@jayy.bxbby Throwback to my training for the EMS bike team.. I ENDED UP PASSING THO😂😂😂 #fyp #jet2holiday #neworleans #ems #biketeam ♬ Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday - Chels




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