Today's funny posts

A colleague of mine, Sofia Pia Belensky, visited the house back in 2017 and met the owner, who later passed away. “The house can rotate 360, slide horizontally 12 meters and raise 20 meters up. when asked why, he answered so that he could see the sea.” https://t.co/72URAsmmkQ pic.twitter.com/1tcMgkKkiy

— Geoff Manaugh (@geoffmanaugh) July 25, 2020

on level 2 out of 18 on this turbotax video game

— xiaowei (@xrw) July 14, 2020

Turned my desktop folders into puzzle pieces to make organizing them more fun 🧩 pic.twitter.com/yl8Qdd90Og

— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) July 23, 2020

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A post shared by Michael Pederson (@miguelmarquezoutside) on Jul 19, 2020 at 1:32pm PDT

I’ll seriously be going about my day then I’m reminded that 25 years ago to the day, my dad held me in his hands and thought “I’m naming her Joseph” - ???????? Ite.

— MY NAME IS JOSEPH🥳 (@Curvy_Oddity) July 18, 2020

ATTENTION:

I set out to find out why no player has celebrated a goal on the @nwslplayground.

I talked to a PRO ref and @NWSL commish @lisaino to make sure they won't be yellow carded if they do.

I implore you, NWSL players

celebrate on the playgroundhttps://t.co/dDgCIiyKSr

— Pablo Maurer (@MLSist) July 17, 2020

how do you do promoted tweets i wanna promote this pic.twitter.com/Xsy4nJ4Hex

— kirstin ✿ (@kisstheriot) July 18, 2020

Fun fact: Ever wondered why it's called The Iliad? Because Ilium was another name for Troy, and the -ad suffix was used to mean "The Story of." This means that, if you translated the title, The Iliad should actually

be called

Troy Story.

— Harry Tuffs (@skelicopter) September 9, 2018

[Interview room]
Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present

Cop: You ARE the lawyer

Me: So where's my present?!

— marf (@MarfSalvador) December 23, 2016

I wonder if the aliens in Arrival showed Amy Adams the Jeremy renner app

— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) July 20, 2020

when u bully me this is who u are being mean to pic.twitter.com/K8zTYMarOz

— 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝐉𝐄𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍. (@pisstachiyo) July 12, 2020

That face at the end pic.twitter.com/5M5xqh5anC

— Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) July 18, 2020

Good Morning ☀️ pic.twitter.com/TDiege5jwQ

— M_Crouton (@m_crouton) July 20, 2020

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