Another year older: 9yo made me a cake. 6yo dedicated her writing assignment (poetry) to me. Roses from hubs. The sun is shining. Yeah, it’s a great start to a new year. pic.twitter.com/dgUapeHf0l
— ONBB (@OutNmbrdByBoys) March 11, 2021
bank account: $1400
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 14, 2021
me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints
I see ship of theseus is trending so I have to postulate this pic.twitter.com/I5kIz9BFgQ
— Isaac Sorenson 🏳️⚧️ (@IsaacZSorenson) March 6, 2021
You have GOT to be kidding me with this name. pic.twitter.com/kEnQzGJ5Cg
— aaron (@therealaaronk) March 11, 2021
If half the people laugh, that's tough to rely on.
— Craig Perko (@craigperko) March 11, 2021
But if everyone always groans, you have something you can work with.
A bad joke brings people together, and you can use that.
i want a semi-dystopian romcom where ThE aLgOrItHm brings together two humans who wouldn't otherwise have been interested in each other but repeated exposure to each other's content makes them fall in love
— caro ✨ (@carolynz) March 7, 2021
— caro ✨ (@carolynz) March 7, 2021
One of the all time great entrances pic.twitter.com/AU1SEDHdLt
— Desi (@DesiJed) March 11, 2021
When you don't have time for this crap. pic.twitter.com/JzfWuh8dEz
— 𝖠𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗇 𝖶𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋 (@Wieneraaron) March 13, 2021
こないだ階段巡りしてたときに、とっても可愛いねこちゃんにストーキングされたんですが、その様子を友人が撮ってくれてました。
— 腹よわボーイ (@nori7770) March 12, 2021
しばらくついてきてたけど、あの子は無事におウチに帰れたのかしら…？ pic.twitter.com/jnev6KSoUI
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