*american having to make one single change to their routines* this is 1984 to me. this is fahrenheit 451 to me. this is voldemort to me. this is star wars
— zaratustra in zonked state (@zarawesome) November 13, 2021
(Available at Amazon.)Today in late capitalism, apparently there is a whole product category of "mouse jigglers," devices that generate random movement from your mouse so your WFH surveillance software thinks you're working pic.twitter.com/Z7XlApXp4S
— Noah Veltman (@veltman) November 17, 2021
Jim Harbaugh's pants got burned by the space heater on the sidelines in the 1st half pic.twitter.com/RPF60G3UwZ
— Patrick Barron (@BlueBarronPhoto) November 15, 2021
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) November 13, 2021
11199. pic.twitter.com/aiuD0UOdcH
— yana 🌌 (@exaltiora) November 12, 2021
Therapist: so when was it? When was the last time you remember feeling happiness?
— 🏜🔋, fka ☕️ (@coopercooperco) August 20, 2019
Me: probably—well—probably when the beat kicks into Orbital’s “Halcyon and On and On” just after Liu Kang has said goodbye to his brother and the gang goes home to celebrate in MORTAL KOMBAT (1995)
deafened by the backstory here pic.twitter.com/m8Q5B0w9nO
— Angela (@Channellio) November 5, 2021
I just realized that Ferengi starships are definitely designed to make their owners have to constantly feed strips of latinum into the console to keep them running.
— Sean Kelly (@StorySlug) November 9, 2021
"Computer, initiate self-destruct, authorization Damon-"
"Your free trial period of self-destruct has ended."
@mohsinawan026 ♬ original sound - Mohsin Awan
@entertainmentbox38 Most wholesome friendship ever created🥺#animals #cute #dog #dogs #duck #cuteanimals
♬ original sound - Lercuvi
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