(Available at Amazon.)This is a fantastic cover photo and title combination pic.twitter.com/RpBqhA5WAo
— Steven Sheil (@SSheil) March 8, 2022
in hindsight, could i have made my case without referencing the holocaust? no. i have only heard of three history things, and neither woodstock nor the moon landing works here
— Amazing Thunderbird (@HitherToFore) March 12, 2022
wonder if it’s worth flipping the sentiment “why are you online bullying trans people and not enjoying your millions”, and considering that a transphobic crusade is a sort of luxury good where bountiful leisure time is used to buy a simulacrum of being a freedom fighter
— michael wave (@SzMarsupial) March 12, 2022
Rumours on Chinese social media that the Queen has died. A factory in Yiwu, China (famous wholesale factory) has received a peculiar order from the UK of the British flag with the Queen's face and 1926-2022 underneath ...
— livinlavidaluke （鹿可） (@96Stats) March 12, 2022
"no one should be allowed to publicly disagree with my dangerous heterodox ideas" continues to be a bad essay prompt
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) March 12, 2022
i dont know how it works in the actual mafia
— mcc (@mcclure111) March 12, 2022
Was wearing a mask outside pumping gas and a woman about my age looked at me with disgust and said ‘You don’t need to wear masks anymore, especially outside.”
— Cindy Wilinski (@crwequine) March 11, 2022
To which I replied “It’s part of my bail conditions.”
She left. Quickly. 😂🤣
Used something I picked up in Twitter. After I was harassed for wearing a mask by a guy when I was out shopping ….I replied: “I wear a mask because of the deep state’s facial recognition system”. This froze the person for quite a while. I think I caused a meltdown.
— George Wachsmuth (@GeorgeWachsmuth) March 11, 2022
One thing about your kids? they'll embarrass you 🤣😭https://t.co/Mc1oz5Yjd9 pic.twitter.com/qQM8up3K2M
— ⁶𓅓 (@tay_zenith) March 12, 2022
For a brief window, you could see Sinatra and watch a nuclear test in the same Vegas weekend and tbh that’s what I would use a Tardis for
— The Paul Musgrave Ritual (@profmusgrave) March 10, 2022
Don’t fact-check this, it feels true
— The Paul Musgrave Ritual (@profmusgrave) March 10, 2022
Best movie warning ever pic.twitter.com/cmZZh7EU7B
— SPENCE, TODD (@Todd_Spence) March 11, 2022
artists:
— Kari Fry (@kee_fry) March 9, 2022
good dragon reference image here 👀 https://t.co/3smV2VzNBo
Kevin Owens calling out Stone Cold for WrestleMania means it’s time to bring back the funniest story I’ve ever heard in my life pic.twitter.com/SSq1Trmx9C
— Tay *redacted* (@tayredacted) March 8, 2022
@freeridewtour The true 🐐 of freeriding has been spotted shredding the alps. #FWT22 #FreerideWorldTour #Chamois #Freeride ♬ son original - Freeride World Tour
@...lees ♬ original sound - Leesa
@storm.cloudboi The saddest day of the year is upon us; the last of his snow is gone. 💔 #sadpuppy #snowmelt #fyp #malamute #snowdog #saddestday #dogsoftiktok ♬ Dancing With Your Ghost - Sasha Alex Sloan
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