Appreciate Sanchez and Rodman turning into center backs here.#hustle #NWSL pic.twitter.com/0JEGqGiOKt
— Our Game Magazine (@OurGameMagazine) May 19, 2022
Good tweet for the game, Just Joking or Deadly SeriousRe-opening as a hotel, in summer 2024, https://t.co/a6Prxu8U9D https://t.co/QZ2xWKQBUj
— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) May 31, 2022
This one, tooMan who was open carrying his rifle at the grocery store was robbed at gunpoint of his rifle. He went to his car to retrieve another gun. A shoot-out ensued. Bystanders were injured. https://t.co/MxLsezY51z https://t.co/SyfKTJCmsM
— Emily A. (@emzorbit) May 31, 2022
Booby-trapped teddy bear.I can see my house contents from here.https://t.co/wRBhArdtX1
— Mysteron 1 (@Mysteron_1) May 31, 2022
This is, indeed, the dilemma facing SCOTUS clerks.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) May 31, 2022
On one hand, giving your phone records to law enforcement is insane. On the other, clerks who refuse never get to charge $2,500 an hour to argue the Federal Arbitration Act permits oil executives to dine on their workers' flesh. https://t.co/MB0IiDUmYK
A real crisis was narrowly averted here, NYC came very close to having a large number of new apartments built in Manhattan. Only the quick thinking of our local officials prevented the unthinkable from happening https://t.co/khoeSbTbMS
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 31, 2022
— Daniel Benneworth-Gray (@gray) May 30, 2022
as a gay teenager, i never felt like i had the proper tools to succeed. that’s why, for this pride month, i’ve partnered with home depot,
— kcl (@kycarrerolopez) May 31, 2022
in a home invasion my attacker goes for a knife in the kitchen drawers but it's jammed by the potato masher and I make my escape
— john (@mrjohndarby) August 27, 2021
Dice Man — it's just how he rolls...
— Public Domain Review (@PublicDomainRev) May 16, 2022
More radical fashion from the 16th-century Schembart Carnival here: https://t.co/St8vo2tTl0 pic.twitter.com/BnqLarvAEv
I remembered this tweet as I pulled out the vacuum tube and now I'm just sitting in the drive-thru lane, laughing. https://t.co/d27QmNh3Jo
— Priscilla Mizell (@PriscillaMizell) May 20, 2022
i just need people to understand that before cell phones we had to call landlines and your friend's parents would answer and YOU HAD TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS until your friend came to the phone
— Emma Bolden (@emmabo) May 30, 2022
Going to become a trad Christian like in the Middle Ages (doesn’t know what the Bible is, my priest has two wives, I remember to bring an offering for the madonna who lives at the spring and also one for the madonna who lives at the weird shaped rock)
— 🚩Dan Credentials🚩 (@CharlemagnumPI) May 19, 2022
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