(For normal men?)There's this Chinese delivery place called "Legal Food" in the UK (Lincoln) and its photo has been shared a lot due to the name. I'd say that's great marketing, but when you see the reviews the food is apparently appalling, so perhaps it's really just legal food. pic.twitter.com/9ok2Z8g2gD
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) September 29, 2022
L.A. mayoral candidate Rick Caruso put another $7.3 million into his mayoral campaign last week, per city ethics filings.
— Julia Wick (@sherlyholmes) September 27, 2022
That brings the total he's put in to his campaign to at least $56 million, by my back of the envelope math. https://t.co/osljvSRART pic.twitter.com/RhM3mfW94g
"Since the controversies surrounding Bagheri, Onaga and Jeffery were brought to public attention via tweets by Beckner-Carmitchel on Sept. 27, the Caruso campaign says it has cut ties with the now former field workers"The event was for the “entire team,” and was attended by @RickCarusoLA and I’ve reached out for comment. pic.twitter.com/Zuh0g0TfLw
— Sean Beckner-Carmitchel (@ACatWithNews) September 27, 2022
When a free app is subsidized by an addicted whale...Elon Musk is Twitter's ultimate monetizable daily active user. (mDAU).
— Ed Carson (@IBD_ECarson) September 29, 2022
(from last week.)A rare @ChuckTingle crossover at work.https://t.co/LOyisVKKJE
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) September 29, 2022
welcome to flute twitter buckle up
— Fake Jeopardy! Stories (@fake_jeopardy) September 28, 2022
I want an entire Netflix series that’s just the Librarian of Congress inviting famous people over to play with some of the cool shit at the Library of Congress.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) September 29, 2022
Lower Decks should do a bit where one of the characters plays The Inner Light flute and it accidentally starts a huge controversy. Great idea
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) September 29, 2022
To celebrate the official launce of Google Stadia (@GoogleStadia) tomorrow, I have created a single-purpose website: https://t.co/PrsCMfkQIB. It is a countdown timer set for the average lifespan of any Google service/product, which is 4 years. pic.twitter.com/uR2ujUWeQc
— Jason Scott (@textfiles) November 18, 2019
(Blogger outlasts another one. My backup is Twitter if Blogger is ever shut down without notice like Stadia.)Worth noting that the confederacy lasted only slightly longer than Google Stadia.
— Ian Campbell (@neurovagrant) September 29, 2022
Remember when Google Stadia had that GDC display where they sat it next to three of gaming history's most famous failures?
— Frank Cifaldi (Unlicensed).nes (@frankcifaldi) September 29, 2022
Now you can recreate this display in your own home! I provided the originals for the display, and now I'm selling them for charity. https://t.co/xwwPzMCaRN pic.twitter.com/aFovsGyAZP
Since apparently people have decided to slag on Waffle House today, allow me to say a few words, as a transplant to the South, about this institution.
— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) September 29, 2022
Waffle House goes harder than 99% of us will ever go in our lives.
I would not be surprised if their disaster prep included the Rapture. (“Jump teams of non-evangelical employees are assembled in the event…”)
— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) September 29, 2022
first of all it's not a divorce, it's a "kipping marriage"
— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) September 29, 2022
Steve Harvey had no idea how to react to Johnny Knoxville here, I am crying laughing pic.twitter.com/pUtTyvrzJf
— Whitney McIntosh (@WhitneyM02) September 30, 2022
Something so backwards about calling Malika Andrews rude/unprofessional for speaking over Stephen A Smith when the men in the industry have made a career out of shouting at each other til their tonsils fall out
— Noor (@noorrzainab) September 28, 2022
avatar was very stupid (unobtainium) but fun and i just rewatched it and the last 12 years of blockbusters have retroactively made it look like citizen kane
— The Pumpkin Dipshit (@HelloCullen) September 26, 2022
https://t.co/6scMdDSa90 pic.twitter.com/ygv4ft1hj2
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) September 29, 2022
i can't even tell how you get into the home? doesn't seem like there is access via the virtual tour. is it all via repelling lol https://t.co/Ei1O3pKdHz
— Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 (@zillowgonewild) September 29, 2022
疫情期间这样的演出，是高级黑吗？ pic.twitter.com/qr4TLWVk6P
— Jingzhou Tao 陶景洲 (@JingzhouTao) September 22, 2022
THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME pic.twitter.com/OWuWqxe1Ne
— rose⁷ 💭 (@seokmishuevos) September 26, 2022
An iconic piece of literature pic.twitter.com/Cka6ZfVOt7
— Gavin (@GoddamnItGavin) September 26, 2022
Came out to my grandma by mentioning my partner and she didn’t react so I said it again and she just followed up with “but do they speak Chinese”
— Yichao (@michaelyichao) September 21, 2022
Anyway happy bi awareness week the two genders are “does speak Chinese” and “does not speak Chinese”
Whenever I wonder if true 100% cultural awareness of a movie is possible, I remind myself that when working at Family Video in May 2018 I had two separate regular customers ask me if this new Black Panther movie we had available to rent was about gangs.
— Jonathan (@jonathanmb32) September 22, 2022
you should be able record yourself and scan your shooting form into the game @NBA2K
— Travonne Edwards (travonne.eth) (@Travonne) September 21, 2022
I'm laughing so hard at this slide a friend sent me from one of Geoff Hinton's courses;
— Robbie Barrat (@videodrome) June 10, 2018
"To deal with hyper-planes in a 14-dimensional space, visualize a 3-D space and say 'fourteen' to yourself very loudly. Everyone does it." pic.twitter.com/nTakZArbsD
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