You think anyone is gonna see this tiny ass sign? https://t.co/HkjjFzf0om
— Bayley (@itsBayleyWWE) October 4, 2022
NEW: Rick Caruso is on track to spend more than $100 million by Nov. 8 in his bid for Los Angeles mayor, per the latest set of campaign finance disclosures. https://t.co/ESP2ABVxQD
— Julia Wick (@sherlyholmes) October 29, 2022
Imagine how horrified you’d be if I told you that actually Bolsonaro has won, because the Brazilian constitution makes his votes count more than Lula’s.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) October 30, 2022
Oh god is the only way to get food and PE funding for school is by couching it in the language of military preparedness https://t.co/Jk40uFqG1f
— Bennett Tomlin (@BennettTomlin) October 29, 2022
I told my fifth grader that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wanted to take $7 out of every $10 she makes and my fifth grader told me that's not how tax brackets work and that I'd never make enough money to have to understand them anyway and also that she wants to live with her mom.
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 15, 2019
i really wasn't expecting elon to start posting conspiracy theories from clinton kill count websites on day 2 of twitter ownership and you know what? that's on me for being naive
— lauren (@NotABigJerk) October 30, 2022
Normal people desperately try not to be the main character of the day, Elon Musk spends $44 billion for the honor.
— Scott Shapiro (@scottjshapiro) October 30, 2022
that's a heck of a thing to say about the founder of Twitter https://t.co/NU4xaKBMyU
— your #1 source for absurdist true crime ππ π· (@davidgerard) October 30, 2022
There’s no long game and there’s certainly no worry about the law. None of that is who he is
— Kim O'Connor (@shallowbrigade) October 30, 2022
Reducing the hellsite so that all the original content is just nazi tweets and people QTing nazi tweets to point out there are nazi tweets or to dunk on them doesn't sound to me like an amazing or useful place to be
— Pwn All The Things (@pwnallthethings) October 31, 2022
Tesla: Cars for the environmentally responsible MAGA Republicans.
— Scott Shapiro (@scottjshapiro) October 30, 2022
Driving a Tesla is the new Living in Trump Tower
— π±πΎπ± π²π°ππππΎπ½π΄ (@BobCastrone) October 30, 2022
Elon says “and the other one” and I reluctantly reach down and take off the second smaller blue check I keep strapped to my calf
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 31, 2022
Can't believe Spirit Halloween sells this... #OnlyYou pic.twitter.com/empZt3C5Af
— Smokey Bear (@smokey_bear) October 29, 2022
Soon pic.twitter.com/5RdMECPHnM
— ElElegante101 (@skolanach) October 30, 2022
This Halloween I’m going as a duvet cover fresh out of the dryer but your sheets and pillowcases are still wet, all balled up and twisted inside, and it’s 11PM and you just wanna go to sleep
— Reuven Perlman (@ReuvenPerlman) October 29, 2022
Imagine kicking off your goodwill tour with “Keanu Reeves should be dead.”
— Evan Dickson (@EvanDickson) October 26, 2022
Have no idea how many rounds this went, but I think at least 22https://t.co/mNzbUIq7oY
— Molly Hensley-Clancy (@mollyhc) October 31, 2022
PresumablyWell that escalated pretty fucking fast pic.twitter.com/Lsvh1it6cc
— fooneπ³️⚧️ (@Foone) October 29, 2022
Spotted online: an index entry on chicken in a chicken cookbook. π€¨ pic.twitter.com/jM9U2MSVeZ
— Madelon Nanninga (@ExterIndexing) October 16, 2022
A roomba that swears every time it hits something.
— Thinking Munk (@thinkingmunk) October 16, 2022
When do we get the live action movie about the characters in Lily’s Garden???
— Andrew Z¡gler (@andrewzigler) October 16, 2022
Home of the Mason Punchers! https://t.co/BSXRuNN1yS pic.twitter.com/N9C2bBu2yL
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) October 16, 2022
I think everyone, worker and customer, was embarrassed by the immersive elements.Spielberg has generally had a Midas touch, but his submarine-themed restaurant -- Dive! -- which he opened with partners in 1994 at the Century City mall wasn't one of 'em. Pricey substandard fare, tired gimmick, and lack of walk-up foot traffic at that spot help sink it in 1999. pic.twitter.com/4asmxUpesT
— L.A. Dork (@la_dorkout) October 17, 2022
@nscaringi_ Some monkey beef between the momma Orangutans 𦧠at the Tampa Zoo. #fyp #foryoupage #animalcomedy #funny #fail #monkey #monkeybeef #tampazoo #florida #animalsoftiktok #funnyanimal #feedingtime ♬ original sound - Matthew Rincon
@daily_dose_of_uwu Fishy cuddles
♬ Aquatic Ambiance (From "Donkey Kong Country") - DonutDrums
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