This was an end-of-shoot prezzie that @rianjohnson had me paint for @JohnBoyega to always remind him of the one word in the Last Jedi script that he found hard to pronounce! Here it is before even the paint had dried: pic.twitter.com/HGMlF73A6n
— Chris Weston - drowning not waving. (@westonfront) January 22, 2024
("This May Be Our Last Chance to Halt Bird Flu in Humans, and We Are Blowing It") ("There’s never a good time to drink raw milk. But now’s a really bad time")The possibility that the raw milk influencers give us a huge H5N1 bird flu outbreak is... not zero
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) April 29, 2024
Presumably, apps promising debt collection services will be nextSkill game peer-to-peer betting is the next big thing. https://t.co/5uxeWzUwo8
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 30, 2024
Jerry Seinfeld saying you can't write sitcoms anymore because of woke despite the fact his old writing partner just wrapped up a 24-year run of one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, is arguably the funniest thing he's done in decades - funnier even than Bee Movie, perhaps
— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) April 29, 2024
this is conflating two things, one of which is real:
— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) April 29, 2024
1. aside from sports, appointment TV doesn’t really exist
2. if you date a teenager as a 39-year-old, people don’t give a shit how astute your grocery store observations are https://t.co/hjkss1CwPb
Blaming "PC crap" for less comedy is the embarrassing part. TV isn't the same. The industry has changed so much, even in the last like 16-18 years. Just google "Jerry Seinfeld 17" and examples will pop up. https://t.co/eUrcvbn0jS
— Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) April 29, 2024
I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend" pic.twitter.com/hFKr7ie6JP
— Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles) October 29, 2019
If Trump picks Noem the Biden campaign should do one of those big spotlight fundraisers with the cast of John Wick
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) April 29, 2024
I used to struggle with PROMETHEUS but now the concept of a bunch of incompetent “experts” attaching themselves to the vanity project of a wealthy megalomaniac, while shirking even the most basic safety protocols, feels about right.
— Ty The Film Addict (@TyTheFilmAddict) April 28, 2024
Jalen Williams arrived to tonight’s game in a custom adidas mask and Sambas by former YZY designer, Dingyun Zhang 🫣 pic.twitter.com/OafTgFAdZP
— Nice Kicks (@nicekicks) April 30, 2024
JALEN WILLIAMS ARRIVES 😳😳
— NBA (@NBA) April 29, 2024
OKC-NOP | 8:30pm/et on NBA TV pic.twitter.com/mZl3jGOH7e
Still think this series goes 6 if Beal is on Wizards
— Russillo (@ryenarussillo) April 29, 2024
Apparently they're opening a bar in Ikebukuro next month that allows you to sit and chit chat with real time vtubers
— delty (@DeltyThe73rd) April 27, 2024
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A new King rises.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) April 27, 2024
"Boy, 13, finds 'holy grail' Lego octopus piece from sea spillage in 1997"https://t.co/FRtcZuUvGE pic.twitter.com/dU9cJuI7oN
— EvilMog (@Evil_Mog) March 20, 2024
For ANYONE still in the “disabled people shouldn’t adventure” camp, I give you this fascinating real-world example and MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY!!
— Pixie (@ChaosPixieMagic) March 21, 2024
Share his story far and wide. pic.twitter.com/BRdtyLAbKE
Over the weekend Paris had a race for 200 café waiting staff to see who could walk 1.2 miles carrying a tray filled with food and drink the quickest without dropping anything and frankly this needs to be televised internationally every year pic.twitter.com/DNDMg1ouAb
— Tom Hourigan (@TomHourigan) March 25, 2024
Decorated this tiny nook at the top of my stairs and have yet to use it because the space is always occupied pic.twitter.com/DL5r0kM0Ak
— S.LIZ (@slizagna) March 21, 2024
Any time I need a wee endorphin boost this past week I look at the perfect form that is him pic.twitter.com/xTkK4fmbGe
— Claire - Open for Head of Marketing/PR/Comms roles (@SharkB1t) March 26, 2024
@baseballconcepts Hold on Coach, drip delay #baseballconcepts #fyp #justgotofirst ♬ original sound - Baseball Concepts
@espn Just chilling in the bullpen 😠(via @jaredbusche) #baseball #funny #deer ♬ original sound - ESPN
@viraltmo Peggy And Molly Have A Special Bond #fyp #viral #cute #dog #bird ♬ original sound - ViralTMO
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