Right here she wanted to see my ID to write my full name but she can’t read English so she started writing DRIVERS LICENSE before realizing her mistake lmao pic.twitter.com/6r3M4X6cZy
— Ryo (@RFRyo_) February 7, 2024
Fox News host Jesse Watters on Tuesday broadcast extensive biographical details about Juror No. 2 -- her neighborhood, occupation, education, marital and family status, and what industry her fiance works in.
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) April 18, 2024
He concluded by saying, "I'm not so sure about Juror No. 2."
He… pic.twitter.com/PCMMOvnoGw
("The National Center of Meteorology, a government taskforce responsible for cloud seeding missions in the United Arab Emirates, denied reports that it carried out the weather modification technique in the run-up to heavy storms across the country, therefore exacerbating flooding in places like Dubai") ("The sense of skepticism from some about the true cause of the catastrophe highlights a frustrating duality: the public readiness to blame weather tampering directly aligns with a reluctance to accept that other human activities are actively contributing to the climate crisis and ultimately extreme events like this one.")The debate over is this climate change or man-made middle guided cloud seeding is as 2024 as it gets https://t.co/XsJG0VOQBv
— Ranjan (@ranjanxroy) April 17, 2024
The gambling lobbies own one state, are in all the leagues, and are now more or less writing their own rules in other states. You think you’re gonna take their money? Brother you’re going to jail.
— Mourt (@aka_mourt) April 17, 2024
jontay has a discord where he tells people what to trade and bet on. i have to pay $49.99 to see the premium room, but in the main room they are discussing things the NBA and jontay, and ppl are thanking jontay for their winnings. this is wild, wild stuff pic.twitter.com/CnGDE4zx9p
— raptor moments (@raptormoments) March 26, 2024
(Real) (Also, "The NHTSA Is Now Involved In the Tesla Cybertruck’s Stuck Throttle Fiasco")$TSLA Cybertruck owners ..
— Stonk King (((๐))) (@StonkKing4) April 16, 2024
1) do NOT wash your car in sunlight and
2) do NOT tell Tesla SCs that you drove it through a car wash (like this guy) even if you turned on Car Wash Mode. They will void your warranty. ๐ pic.twitter.com/eXpaxlm2X6
(Wendi Murdoch deserved this type of coverage)In my first move as Chief Content Officer at @thedailybeast we are hiring a Senior Lauren Sanchez Correspondent. Applications to editorial@thedailybeast.com pic.twitter.com/FAnKjVKteN
— Joanna Coles (@JoannaColes) April 16, 2024
We love a Repost King pic.twitter.com/ZpRUpHZxZj
— Allan Smith (@akarl_smith) April 17, 2024
(Some noisy people professing to be upset about female Space Marines)the warhammer community, where you create armies of dolls based on fanfic lore and then paint them by following makeup tutorials, is a very conceptually funny place to exclude women from.
— jorbs (@JoINrbs) April 15, 2024
denis villenueve has been on a multi-year quest to make the orangest movie
— frye (@___frye) April 13, 2024
blade runner came close. dune one had its moments. but with dune two, i think he’s done it pic.twitter.com/KSC3IjYewz
The Kwisatz Haderach can enjoy all the lines https://t.co/tOKHWxPZOj
— Reggie James (@HipCityReg) April 12, 2024
Two notable names who've entered the transfer portal today:
— Max Olson (@max_olson) April 16, 2024
San Diego State LB New Zealand Williams
Charlotte OL Panda Askew
(Sound up)This show is hilarious, Jamie Carragher thought the screen was falling over ๐ pic.twitter.com/D0KTrjc0V5
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) April 17, 2024
In a world of pop culture deep cuts, this might be one of the deepest of all. Custom STAR WARS “action” figures by @kyledrayton5 of Kenner’s redacted Ewoks. IYKYK. pic.twitter.com/R1rsTifrcO
— ๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐ณ๐ข๐ซ๐ข๐ค๐ (@Lauzirika) April 15, 2024
— ๐๐ ๐ผ (@hotpinkfurby) March 7, 2024
the picture the doordash driver took ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/kQ16j5h6N3
— robbie ๐ต๐ธ (@Robertvrse) March 8, 2024
The most Luke Skywalker-ass situation of my life was this afternoon, needing to clean the filthy robots before I could go fool around in the desert. (The robots are Roombas.)
— Ken Layne (@KenLayne) March 10, 2024
— lee gatlin (@neilaglet) March 10, 2024
fixing the garbage disposal today and it’s going perfect just as i expected pic.twitter.com/Zl9HzrTLmr
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) March 9, 2024
My mom let me watch Jurassic Park in the theater at 8 years old but refused to let me watch this movie because of this scene
— Schizophonia (@HipChinaZoos) March 8, 2024
goated frank kafka cover pic.twitter.com/bU62zNapDy
— Z. Emerson ๐ (@World0fEcho) March 8, 2024
@leilathegoldenretriever Maybe he’s not so bad after all ๐คญ๐⬛ #goldenretriever #blackcat #dogsandcats ♬ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys - Kevin MacLeod & Kevin The Monkey
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