Need that @GeneralMills x @JasonKelce x @tkelce hook up so I can review the Kelce Mix early for my cereal review blog: https://t.co/BI6rLhnqyx pic.twitter.com/0hXLAvJl8l
— Joe (@_AsianJoe) July 19, 2024
Trying to convince the United gate agent to let me reboot Windows in safe mode and delete “C-00000291*.sys”, to no avail pic.twitter.com/NOFkEDnd3y
— Russell Kaplan (@russelljkaplan) July 19, 2024
Battlestar Galactica (2004) https://t.co/q2gCqLYiJ5
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) July 19, 2024
Biden's most plausible path seems clear: at some point, after the walls (which are closing in) are filled with writing and all the dams (which are, themselves, on the brink) have broken, there will be no more metaphor cliches left, and the political press will have to move on pic.twitter.com/ZddrZUPktz
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) July 19, 2024
(A summary of AOC's commentary on the matter.)https://t.co/eyH6wRETda pic.twitter.com/a7hRSfO7Xh
— Gerry Canavan (parody) (@gerrycanavan) July 19, 2024
Nonprofit news: Las Vegas city councillor and prominent Nevada GOPer allegedly set up a charity to build a statue to a fallen police officer -- then stole the donations.https://t.co/q8shwKYo4Y
— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) July 18, 2024
Christmas came early. https://t.co/w9bDTYI2mb pic.twitter.com/jPGjXaBFr7
— Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) July 17, 2024
An epic trademark battle between NFL quarterbacks is underway.
— Josh Gerben (@JoshGerben) July 18, 2024
Lamar Jackson has blocked Troy Aikman's attempt to register a trademark for “EIGHT” with the USPTO.
A thread 🧵#LamarJackson #TroyAikman #NFL pic.twitter.com/innp4C1P0K
(There really are strip malls with karate studios all over.) (And at least when I was a kid, the instructors had careers in Hollywood)#CobraKai makes me sad that I've lived in the Valley my entire life and I've never seen a karate fight break out in public even one time. :(
— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) July 18, 2024
a huge part of watching old movies and tv is googling "how much was five hundred dollars in 1967" so you can understand the stakes involved
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) June 28, 2024
people are constantly tell me i “walk sooo fast” is it illegal to be a girl with powerful legs and a sense of urgency in this life
— CLAUDIA MORALES (@CLAUDIAPOSTING) June 28, 2024
Not buying Criterion until they make things right pic.twitter.com/q8CxLyP7oG
— Galactic Zack (Citizen of the Universe) (@ZackHeTweets) June 28, 2024
You laugh but TMNT ‘90 is one of the most financially successful indie movies ever and one of the few American films produced by legendary Hong Kong studio Golden Harvest AND one of the last films Jim Henson worked on before his death. Hell of a history for one kids’ movie. https://t.co/6PVqWmsdWZ
— Eric Francisco (@EricFrancisco24) June 28, 2024
@ninihappyki Regular check-ups, safeguard baby's health.@Momcozy Official#momcozy#momcozylife#momcozybreastpump#momcozypump#comfelielife#momcozyde#momcozyuk#momcozyla#momcozybaby#momcozysa#momcozybra#comfelie#hackhacksharing#newborn#momhack#babyhacks#babytips#breastpump#wearablepumps#momcozychbzl ♬ original sound - ninihappy
@mir.i.ammmm Running XLRs under a stage made so much easier thanks to a chihuahua #stagehand #audioengineer #cablemanagement #chihuahuastiktok ♬ original sound - Merm
@sociallykels trying to be a good boy but its hard ❤️🩹 #funnydog #puppy ♬ son original - Cat’slife
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