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Lotus instantly crashed their $2.3 million Evija X Prototype at the start line during the Goodwood Festival Of Speed

EV torque for you 😅 pic.twitter.com/k0CQtVkfvQ

— Nic Cruz Patane (@niccruzpatane) July 11, 2024

More angles.

Nothing would unite the nation like both of them taking and failing the test together https://t.co/iEsEdASDuc

— Kylie Cheung (@kylietcheung) July 12, 2024

The ultimate test of Joe Biden's ability to get names right pic.twitter.com/HIwYfq6PpG

— Gareth (@thehandofbeadle) July 12, 2024

Real

NEW | @SenatorCollins tells our @MENewsPhotog she will not be voting for Donald Trump for President and will instead write in @NikkiHaley on the ballot this November. #mepolitics @WGME pic.twitter.com/YlctRSfU5j

— Dan Lampariello (@DanWGME) July 12, 2024

The Texas Rangers have unveiled a robot bartender, ADAM, that will make its debut during MLB All-Star week.
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— Front Office Sports (@FOS) July 10, 2024

Karmic justice for making a big Hollywood movie with a plot involving NASA planning to fake the moon landing. Evil! https://t.co/FX3EMBwfwU

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) July 12, 2024

BUILD THE STATUE https://t.co/JuGE9TnyFu pic.twitter.com/9txfcFG4oH

— Rod Breslau (@Slasher) July 12, 2024

🇦🇪 @stephencurry30 holds a falcon, the national emblem of the UAE, upon the #USABMNT's arrival in Abu Dhabi! pic.twitter.com/Nl3iceuPdo

— NBA (@NBA) July 12, 2024

Dillon brooks walking by Anthony Edwards 😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/CNV5200ndC

— jayson tatum is better than luka doncic. (@EuroHarden) July 12, 2024

Clippers logo was a jump scare

— Matt Pisarski (@mattpiz87) July 12, 2024

If you told me the photo of the Unabombers cabin in air force storage was from the Federal Bureau of Control I wouldn't bat an eye, nothing has ever looked more like a paranormal entity in real life pic.twitter.com/Azjrt1rRFT

— Black 🇬🇱 Site (@UnseenOps) June 16, 2024

i wish i had jester’s privilege instead of everyone’s mad at me all of the time

— callie actually (@myfriendcallie) June 17, 2024

something i think about often... when my coworker's wonderful girlfriend told me she had gotten her PhD in journalism and shwarma, and i told her those were two of my favorite things, esp having family in Israel, and later in the night learned she studied journalism and trauma

— Emma Goldberg (@emmabgo) June 17, 2024

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— chris kreider respecter (@jonmoxIeys) June 17, 2024

f r o g pic.twitter.com/JopOSnOwSC

— Paperback Paradise (@paprbckparadise) June 15, 2024

@pubity Bro just wanted a snack🤣 #Pubity ♬ original sound - Pubity

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