Monday, March 31, 2025

Today's news and jokes



























British police broke in to a house of worship to arrest people at a meeting inside. Unthinkable violation of rights and norms that date back quite literally millennia. www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...

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— George Pearkes (@peark.es) March 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM








if Ian Fleming and Bill Buford had a baby www.nytimes.com/2025/03/29/w...

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— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@rmac.bsky.social) March 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
("he called the police. When no one arrived after about 15 minutes — and with the kickoff to the soccer match moments away — he collected what he judged to be the most sensitive documents and took them to the police at the soccer arena. They found his tale highly suspicious.")

















Was thinking about ChatGPT images feel so worthless and something occurred to me. I am not a trained artist (not fishing here!), but I love making pictures of family—in part bc of the process, but also the reaction they engender. If I pressed a button they’d look better but…they’d have zero value.

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— Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) March 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM


No machine could ever make something this unhinged imo

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— Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) March 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM




























































Star Trek also used this same building as a super secret Borg HQ in "Descent"

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— Diamond Feit (@feitclub.bsky.social) February 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM








discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

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— sadie 🇵🇸 (@sadie.bsky.social) February 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM








Not all who wander are lost. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/28/w...

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— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) March 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
(the American Kennel Club says in its description of the breed. “Bred to be an independent hunter of dangerous prey, they can be brave to the point of rashness.”)







@me0ooo_0w0 The proof is literally right there. Now I’ve just gotta find the culprit #brandymelvilledoor #bellahadid #footprints #evidence #skinny #fyp ♬ 1991 truffle prod. jcleez - j 🫀








@beccabitesback3 @cityoftoronto do me a favour and plow at least one side of the bridges that go over the freaking highway so pedestrians can cross safely. Also why did you make the guardrails so low?! #fyp #toronto #torontolife #canadaproblems ♬ original sound - Becca Bites Back🇨🇦








@the.barrows All it takes is one buddy to have a good time! #dogsoftiktok#rescue#fyp ♬ show me how - <3








@markd2005 the local firefighters couldn't stop laughing when a stray dog helped them 😁🤣 #foryoupage❤️❤️ #firefighter #firefighters #dog ♬ original sound - markdavies




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