Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Today's news and jokes

@di.q60 #cute #fun #animals ♬ 原聲 - David






("The acid leak at the mine caused a complete shutdown of the water supply to the nearby city of Kitwe, home to an estimated 700,000 people")







("The arson attack in Vilnius last May did not cause casualties, but that month a similar attack destroyed a huge shopping mall in the Polish capital Warsaw")







One problem with the idea of reserving due process for law-abiding people is that due process is how we figure out which people are law-abiding.

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— Jesse Walker (@notjessewalker.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM




But that’s only because Trump wasn’t President.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM




Ok this isn’t what I was imagining at all. This is much more original and fascinating.

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— Wesley Morgan (@wesleymorgan.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Is the camo choice some sort of dogwhistle?







("The two have clashed repeatedly in recent years... A Rippling investor is also tied to a lawsuit in Florida accusing Deel of violating Russia sanctions.")















("As of March 2024, DBH has received more than $275 million in tax preferences for MiLB teams that they own")















your identity in a capitalist society

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— Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) July 22, 2024 at 5:54 PM








ATTENTION MUTANTS

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— Mike Sterling, Comics Guy (@mikester.bsky.social) February 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM








"Am I flattered by thy haste? Forsooth. I am not made of stone. But, good lord, man. I must wear something. Have some self-restraint."

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— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys.net) February 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Lathaniel







I’ve met 3 other Ginevras, one at a Blockbuster video if that tells you the recency. One was on mushrooms and couldn’t stop saying “but MY name’s Ginevra”

— Ginevra (@ginevra.bsky.social) February 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM








Years ago, I went to a birthday party in a small town. I went to a general store and asked if they had balloons. The fellow said yes. I asked if they had any in fun shapes and he said, "depends on how amusing you find circular". For some reason that's lived in my brain for years.

— fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole.bsky.social) February 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM








Tesla vs. other partially automated driving systems that use lidar. youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ by Mark Rober

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— Lora Kolodny (@lorak.bsky.social) March 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM








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