Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Today's news and jokes

@clowntown559 ‘Twas entertainment most stimulating… of the intellectual variety! Benjamin Frankin @TudorTooterTutor www.Ben-Franklin.org; conspirator credit to @Dannyboi ♬ Father Figure (Featured in 'Babygirl') - George Michael






I obtained this from a community member minutes after arriving on scene following a raid at the Cypress Park Home Depot this morning. they detained day laborers.

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— Jacob Soboroff (@jacobsoboroff.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
















“The government is using AI to visually depict its fantasy (and ongoing plans) to feed brown people to alligators” is admittedly something it took me a couple days to process

— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM

There’s no humor in this. Nothing to laugh about. This has BEEN the United States. “African American babies being used as alligator bait really happened, and it happened to real people.” jimcrowmuseum.ferris.edu/question/201...

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— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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BREAKING: A federal judge in Tennessee ruled that Kilmar Abrego Garcia will stay in jail for now over concerns that he could be deported if he’s released.

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— The Associated Press (@apnews.com) June 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM








People are gonna have to write grants and scientific papers like YouTube videos now. "The genetic material unalived itself."

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— Allison Pregler πŸ“Ό✨πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@allisonpregler.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM








Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

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— Joe Flynn (@chinajoeflynn.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM








Nonprofit employee suspected of smuggling drugs into L.A. juvenile hall www.latimes.com/california/s...

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— James Queally (@jqwritesstuff.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM








("Blue Origin founder Jeff Bezos is also far more committed to a lunar program than SpaceX founder Elon Musk, sources said, and if he sees an opportunity to finally best his rival in space, he may go for it")







“Keep going, keep walking" Hard Rock Stadium in Miami has become a pedestrian and fan clusterf***. “I’ll never go to another game, especially not here." www.nytimes.com/athletic/646...

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— Felipe Cardenas (@felipecardenas.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
("It can be up to a one-hour walk from the stadium to the rideshare pick up spot. And it’s not a lot, but rather, a random drop-off point two miles away.")















When I met Ryan Coogler several years ago, we were standing in a group of people chatting, when a woman with visible hearing aids walked up, and he casually began to sign the whole conversation so she could participate. She mouthed “thank you”. He nodded and just kept doing his thing.

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— Ashley C. Ford (@smashfizzle.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
















Tipster just informed me that there's an energy drink called TOTAL WAR on the market with a heart-stopping 365mg of caffeine per bottle. For comparison, the same volume of Red Bull has 114mg.

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— Dave Infante (@dinfontay.com) May 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM








han solo you’re canceled and that’s it chief

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— headfallsoff (@headfallsoff.com) May 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM








I’m laughing and crying

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— KessWylie (@kesswylie.bsky.social) May 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
















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