Thursday, July 17, 2025

Trump-Epstein joke roundup

do you want it done fast or do you want it done right

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— Lloyd’s Soil (@toil.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM


Would swamp tomorrow's roundup otherwise:





Trump every day of his entire life.

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— Cody (@codyjohnston.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM




Oh, so male loneliness is a problem for you people until we’re talking about our 47th president, I see how it is

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— Vituperative Erb (@vituperativeerb.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM




You don’t need a new angle or fresh reporting. Stop it. Just re-publish it with a short editor’s note at the top.

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— Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM




Here Are 23 Epstein Revelations You Probably Missed At The Time

— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM












New bombshell from my investigators on Epstein's sex trafficking operation: the Trump administration has an Epstein file detailing 4,725 wire transfers and almost $1.1 billion flowing through just one of his banks. Hundreds of millions more through others.

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— Senator Ron Wyden (@wyden.senate.gov) July 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
("The banks that filed [suspicious activity reports] reports reviewed by Mr. Wyden’s team — JPMorgan, Bank of America and Bank of New York Mellon — all declined to comment except for Deutsche Bank, which said it 'regrets our historical connection with Jeffrey Epstein.'")











The WSJ probably didn't show the letter/drawing because of an agreement with their sources, but that will set up a bonkers second news cycle when someone finally does obtain and publish the thing. Asking "Where is the letter?" is a bold strategy... bsky.app/profile/jake...

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— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@rmac.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM








Y2K Trump was a doodling fool

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— Jacqueline Sweet (@jsweetli.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM




Just as an aside, it’s so so funny he was auctioning off the same shitty drawing for charity for years.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM








I guess this is the GOP's version of Swan Lake

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— Sam (ABeardedPanda) (@abeardedpanda.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM




Donald Trump’s being eaten alive by his base for the first time in a decade and democrats want to change the subject so they can talk about how actually they’re the ones who love police the most

— Gaius (from Tribunate) (@gaius.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
(Pelosi)



This Stephen Colbert monologue from Monday night, followed by a bit about the MAGA contingent calling for Trump to release the Epstein files, is the reason why Paramount fired Colbert and canceled his show. That, and the Midterm elections are coming up, and he would continue to go after Trump.

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— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
(Is Ellison still in pole position to own Tiktok too?)



Oh thanks for letting us know Glenn.

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— Jack Murphy (@jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM




me and the squad flexing our dope new petards

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— e.w. niedermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) July 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
(February's a lifetime ago)



Guys let’s not jump to conclusions. It’s not as if the birthday card mentions anything truly incriminating, like “cheese pizza”.

— Christian Finnegan (@christianfinnegan.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM




brb gonna text one of trump’s goons and give them an idea for how to get out from under their current predicament

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) July 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM




I’ve always thought people should pay more attention to Epstein’s “main client” Les Wexner, the billionaire behind Victoria’s Secret. His name is all over Ohio State

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— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
(NYTimes 2019 headline: "How Jeffrey Epstein Used the Billionaire Behind Victoria’s Secret for Wealth and Women")



there’s only one solution to what divides our nation: Trump needs to put the Epstein list on the blockchain

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— ronald raygun (@bentownsend.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM