Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

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— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM


video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight

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— taylr (@taylordahlin.com) January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM


Ilhan lunging at her attacker is true Dark Woke

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— Anders (@derzquist.net) January 27, 2026 at 5:50 PM


Now more than ever before

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— "Food" Thoyd (@spaceplans.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Her webstore





The side always wearing masks is going to dox the people trying to help their neighbors and community? I’m sure that will have the desired effect.

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 11:31 AM








MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal immigration officers tried to enter Ecuadorian consulate in Minneapolis but were stopped, foreign minister says www.axios.com/2026/01/28/i...

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— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 4:59 PM


This morning ICE attempted to enter into the Ecuadorian consulate on Central Ave but were barred from entering. I spoke with Ambassador Yanez this afternoon and they want to make sure the Ecuadorian community knows it’s still safe to come to the consulate.

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— Elliott Payne (@elliottpayne.org) January 27, 2026 at 4:20 PM


"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights. Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY

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— MinnMax (@minnmax.com) January 27, 2026 at 8:15 AM
(Extremely worth hearing him say it)



i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 7:15 AM


It’s weirdly hard to think of supervillains who’d work with our stupid evil government simply because the overwhelming majority of them have pride. It’d have to be someone really desperate to be somebody like Stilt-Man or some shit. Doctor Doom types aren’t insecure enough. Maybe the Joker would.

— Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast (@irhottakes.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 2:16 PM
(This is funny, because when I saw the LoTR tweet, I thought the metaphor was off, and specifically that it was more like Norman Osborne having to replace Venom with Stilt-Man) (I mean, lol)







I continue to believe that the fastest way to get Stephen Miller fired is to convince Trump that Miller's ICE operations are what cost him the Nobel Peace Prize.

— Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 8:54 PM








Huh when did he start wearing a glove on his necrotic hand

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— Christina Holland (@mortalwombat.info) January 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM








"Its acronym, F.A.F.O., references a slang term for negative consequences." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...

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— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM








"Every day, I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think it is crazy that some people make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable." - Victor Wembanyama says about the killings in Minnesota Via DonHarris4/X

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— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 11:59 AM


Larry Nance Jr., forward for Cleveland Cavs

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— Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò (@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Congrats to Paramount/UFC making placing UFC so firmly MAGA-aligned







Immigrants in the US consumed about 24% fewer welfare and entitlement benefits per capita than native-born Americans in 2023, new Cato Institute research finds. Learn more from Alex Nowrasteh and Jerome Famularo: https://ow.ly/2w4Z50Y4Bsj

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— Cato Institute (@cato.org) January 27, 2026 at 2:29 PM
(I don't keep up with think tanks and took a quick glance at Wikipedia. "In 2024, its revenue was reported at more than $71 million"?!)







I cannot tell you how many people, including me, have been seriously screwed by this. Both sides deserve to be locked in a room without food, water, heat, or mercy until a deal can be reached.

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— Mark Harris (@markharris.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM








wrote about an apparent policy change in the payments industry www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

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— Elizabeth Lopatto (@lopatto.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 8:33 AM


Remember when Apple and Google didn't have anything to say about X and Grok's ability to create sexualized images? Apple and Google have now removed more than two dozen other "nudify" apps from their app stores

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— Matt Burgess (WIRED) (@mattburgess1.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 10:26 AM








Oops, our U.S. data center partner just so happened have an outage that shadowbanned all left-wing political content on our platform for 48 hours. And this just so happened to coincide with us being purchased by one of Trump's friends. Our bad.

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— Ryan Broderick (@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 8:53 AM
(Algorithm really has been shockingly bad)

I tried using Oracle Cloud (I know…). Within a day they suspended my account and told me to contact support. But my account doesn't qualify for support for some obscure reason. They really Oracled it up.

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— John Wiseman (@lemonodor.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM








The first shot in the L.A. newspaper wars has been fired. Yeastie Boys — who as a native New Yorker I can confirm makes mediocre ass bagels — launched a big California Post promotion yesterday. The Internet roundly dunked on them. All references now scrubbed from their IG.

— James Queally (@jqwritesstuff.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 8:52 AM








shit i'm leviathanmaxxed now. why doesn't bluesky have content like this. dying platform

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— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) January 26, 2026 at 10:01 AM
















Sophia & Trin now 😂

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 9:22 PM
(Very funny when the commentators matter-of-factly talk about the number of games played by the Tres Leches)







(Did those appear in "From Hell"?)







A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

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— Seth Wickersham (@sethwickersham.bsky.social) January 27, 2026 at 2:17 PM








Action Force-era Cobra looking thing.

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— Pablo Hidalgo (@infinata.bsky.social) January 8, 2026 at 7:12 AM








@sarahwang

My chungus life bro 😭

♬ EVERLASTING LOVE - GROWS








@daenamusic @Dr Pepper love u miss u bb, let me know if u feel like giving us a restock for the new year 🥰🥤@Hannah Shaffer @Romeo manifesting this for you too, your Dr Pepper theme song slaps #drpepper #funny #soda #drpepperlover ♬ Dr. Pepper Theme Song - there, i scored it








@thechinitafoodie Save this hack if you don't know how to pose like us 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻 #fyp #photo #couple #poseideas #creatorsearchinsights ♬ original sound - Melissa Gisoni








@dutchthebackwardsdog we still would have adopted him anyways #dog #rescuedog #fyp #humor ♬ Funny Song - Sounds Reel




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