Monday, July 13, 2026

Today's news and jokes







We all have to post as hard as possible about Lindsey Graham's death so we can see who wins by getting cited in an article in the Atlantic about how Bluesky is destroying the fabric of American politics next week.

— olive consumer (@machete.gay) July 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM


We're gonna find out that an hour ago someone placed a $100,000 Polymarket bet that Mitch McConnell would outlive Lindsey Graham

— Gwen C. Katz (@gwenckatz.bsky.social) July 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM








The guy burning his hand on the barrel is a fun grace note.

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— Bill Mudron (@mudron.bsky.social) July 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
















("The videos showed distressed drivers stuck in traffic pushing their vehicles to the side or crying over lost revenue on the phone with family and mechanics")







he actually did the meme

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— David Burnquist (RUDE) (@refburnquist.bsky.social) July 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM


















"Recently had a vasectomy" #AEWCollision

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— Mark (@tolecover.bsky.social) July 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
























Decades ago I visited the "Mile of Tanks" at Aberdeen Proving Grounds (in Maryland, not Scotland.) It's closed now and is moving. On my visit I walked with an old guy who was missing lots of teeth and smoking. He had a story to tell about every single tank. In every story he crashed the tank.

— amannes.bsky.social (@amannes.bsky.social) July 2, 2026 at 9:48 AM








@laurennreed_ Something tells me it’s summer in Colorado #colorado #hail @Chris Bianchi ⛈️ Meteorologist #weather #coloradosprings #storm ♬ original sound - SPAM LIKE = BLOCK








@soonup.da @TB.privv07 start petting that dog #soonupda #dog ♬ original sound - soonup.da




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