Residents of Nevada, Arizona, and California can buy limited edition Bud Light “Area 51” cans today. Brand put fridge in Luxor in Vegas where only aliens can get a free cold one with a verified finger scan. pic.twitter.com/mGuRihGvoO— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 13, 2019
Everyday at work this door haunts me pic.twitter.com/s2ml2cp3Dr— Eli Tripoli (@eltripol) September 12, 2019
I just realized he’s holding DayQuil and NyQuil pills https://t.co/ZSMkK5c07q— Curry with the shot... (@StephBMore) September 12, 2019
This image is like a nightmarish MC Escher illusion. Every single component appears to have been photoshopped in separately. His elbow and the menu are resting on the floorboards? https://t.co/RB4dMaWOOp— Tom Gara (@tomgara) September 12, 2019
Actual things my children have said today:— ⚫️ The Turbanator™️ (@KateOfHysteria) September 12, 2019
15 yo: I feel like a massive grandma when I go on Snapchat now
14 yo: so today in English we wrote Tinder profiles for Charles Dickens
to the wee prick that stole me trainers and high vis vest from the work site, you can run but you cant hide— derek (@derekedwardsgb) September 11, 2019
I have been obsessed with this couch for years! After I clicked on it out of curiosity, it followed me around the internet for months. https://t.co/eslPjsCdwo— Laura J. "𝔣𝔞𝔦𝔯 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱 𝔫𝔬𝔴" Nelson (@laura_nelson) September 12, 2019
Literally LOLed at the hotel internet password for the GOP retreat-> pic.twitter.com/5AACL9l6u1— Rachael Bade (@rachaelmbade) September 12, 2019
[home depot guy going through my list] these are all the things from the game Mouse Trap— brent (@murrman5) September 12, 2019
— BooDoo (@BooDooPerson) September 11, 2019
I’m being subjected to enormous psychological pressure pic.twitter.com/VS5ggCw60w— Matt Round (@mattround) September 13, 2019
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