Our six-year-old handed us a note. His teacher had called us in for an emergency patter theft meeting https://t.co/ZjOUthOl4A pic.twitter.com/BtBRYBUIv8
— Gusty Billows (@daveylittle) February 9, 2022
This boggles the mind from a grammatical standpoint. You had the object pronoun sitting.right.there. pic.twitter.com/5WE22myEjd
— Parker Hamilton Poling (@parkerpoling) February 13, 2022
I used to laugh at jokes with setups and punchlines but now it’s just stuff like this pic.twitter.com/kvo5G3l4HB
— Amy (@lolennui) February 14, 2022
The real question is not, "Why doesn't Batman do more good work for charity?", but, "Why doesn't Dolly Parton have a colourful rogues' gallery of flamboyant villains to fight?"
— Andrew Wheeler (@Wheeler) February 13, 2022
@cultureshipname ROU Stop Carrying Out Your Intentions https://t.co/fy7IN0PYAr
— Oli (@insomniacity) February 9, 2022
Here’s an idea: replace her with “The goblin,” someone in full goblin makeup with a filthy sack of “goodies” they’re constantly rummaging through. All of their opinions are basically “we don’t like outsiders” and “we must forage…we need to forage” https://t.co/wOJB6xMUUu
— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) December 27, 2021
GTA 6 is going to have a side mission called "Cancel Culture" where a shut in hacker hires you to take out a podcaster who made fun of NFTs.
— Mr. Timeline 👍 (@GarbageApe) February 4, 2022
Everyone in the crowd fixed bread prices pic.twitter.com/cz6gldTq7s
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) February 5, 2022
Shinjuku Nakamuraya nikuman pouch. https://t.co/EjUnkMuo8x pic.twitter.com/ukANZ6pEzQ
— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) February 9, 2022
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