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thought we were done with the whole ridiculous copenhagen restaurant thing but here comes the 50-course seven hour meal https://t.co/gdpNQciZUl

— csz (@cszabla) August 14, 2023

"These doors, I'm later told, cost more than the start-up costs of several other Michelin-starred restaurants in the country"

This AI-generated article of a HS soccer match not only includes the magic phrase “close encounter of the athletic kind,” but ALSO doesn’t even bother to insert the mascots.

A+, Columbus Dispatch. https://t.co/Nb5PntrBLI pic.twitter.com/UADkfNXOsm

— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) August 21, 2023

Oh hey, look what comes up a bunch when I search it. https://t.co/bR5BX2FNM8 pic.twitter.com/8cQUFHsWAa

— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) August 21, 2023

Don't worry, the company who is doing all of this guarantees "your content never looks the same" as someone else using the service. https://t.co/6seFBEZPRQ pic.twitter.com/KdXctq9g6E

— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) August 21, 2023

Cannot stress enough that the only reason it took almost 15 years for 9/11 trutherism to become tolerable within the GOP and 20 years to become accepted mainstream conservatism is that it didn't happen on a Democrat's watch. https://t.co/dEFkyJVfmT

— zeddy (@Zeddary) August 21, 2023

Pictures and video coming out of LA are devastating. City looks destroyed, completely submerged in water, fire and explosions everywhere, and a small plane just crashed. Praying for survivors. pic.twitter.com/Rpt9EUaEKx

— Krister Johnson (@KristerJohnson) August 21, 2023

oh she’s gonna love this https://t.co/Ckviituyze

— laura 🦠 (@ecto_fun) August 19, 2023

Funniest one yet pic.twitter.com/ECHGF3hVkm

— ♕︎ | 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐧 ² (@lukozane) August 17, 2023

tbh one of the reasons why i want the block button is bc if you're anti-homeless, anti-immigrant, anti-minority group i dont want you to read any of my clothing suggestions and wish you a long life of wearing ugly crap pic.twitter.com/LH20MlrGUe

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) August 20, 2023

コスプレエリア取材中。#C102 #C102コスプレ #コミケ102 #コミケコスプレ #C102_cos #猛暑 pic.twitter.com/vOIWt2S1Z3

— BEATVISION (@beat_since2016) August 12, 2023

The paradigmatic example, for me, is charter schooling. Charters “solve” the education gap by educating a limited number of self-selected students. This is obviously much easier to do than educating everyone. The hardest cases get dumped into the public system.

— Will Stancil (@whstancil) August 13, 2023

Omnibus owners be like "just getting ready to read an omnibus" pic.twitter.com/ovJFcDtjW8

— Lan "Tensai Gamer" M (@LanTweets) August 12, 2023

https://t.co/nMnDTvb0S6 pic.twitter.com/frEXJHVvda

— b r o o k e *:･ﾟ✧ (@peachlybeloved) August 13, 2023

A zoo in Tennessee says it has welcomed a rare spotless giraffe. Brights Zoo is holding a contest to name the baby 🦒 pic.twitter.com/1H9LvATHFx

— CBS News (@CBSNews) August 21, 2023

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