this is the most cursed faux "japanese" i've seen yet pic.twitter.com/o8aczJcc3w
— 𝕏eroblade ＜ゼロブレイド＞ (@Zeroblade) August 7, 2023
The judge who granted the search warrant against the Marion, KS newspaper once drove into a school building. This happened while her license was suspended for an earlier DUI. She had been an active prosecutor for eight years already when this happened.https://t.co/Rl2OcvxJDA
— Aric Toler (@AricToler) August 16, 2023
Just now breaking: more revelations about the Marion police chief, who was formerly a Kansas City police officer.https://t.co/ebh9XYNSJ3 pic.twitter.com/7RReGlmTJE
— Aric Toler (@AricToler) August 16, 2023
We made it! I just talked to the distributor of the paper who tells me they’re bringing today’s paper out any moment. Here’s a preview! @KSHB41 pic.twitter.com/vlo0jTzKFQ
— Jessica McMaster (@JessMcMasterKC) August 16, 2023
"According to the USA Today article, the baseball team had 70 players as of July, compared to 37 on the University of Florida’s Division I team."This whole article is bananas. It's hard to pick just one thing to highlight, but the fact that this small school of 1,318 students now has 70 baseball players because staff are getting financial rewards for meeting admission goals is just next level. https://t.co/3wjkyujkw9
— Jacqueline Antonovich (@jackiantonovich) August 16, 2023
Every leak from the studios is like, “Writers and actors may be asking for fair pay, but we’ve found a very anonymous person who says, actually, nobody wants fair pay” https://t.co/pp8SVMza6a
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) August 16, 2023
A slapped together self-published "book" called "Fire and Fury: The Story of the 2023 Maui Fire and its Implications for Climate Change" by a "Dr. Miles Stones" is currently one of the most popular books on Amazon. pic.twitter.com/wtbCfuuhDl
— Mike Rothschild (no relation) (@rothschildmd) August 16, 2023
The top reviews of the "book" are all one star. Not because it's clearly ChatGPT-created nonsense, but because it implies climate change is real and the Maui fires weren't set by lasers. We've gone through the looking glass, and it's just more looking glasses. pic.twitter.com/FTXPUawjiG
— Mike Rothschild (no relation) (@rothschildmd) August 16, 2023
I have listened, I have learned, I have done the work, and still I have no idea why "unhoused" is better" than "homeless"
— matt (@therockisdead_) August 14, 2023
shouldn’t have deleted, they were cookin with this one pic.twitter.com/ZcyewQlFbx
— Schizo Abe 🍋 (@psych0kn0t_) August 14, 2023
From 2019Whenever I see an anecdote about a traditional Dem voter supporting Trump, I become suspicious.
— TrumpsTaxes (@TrumpsTaxes) August 16, 2023
This bit in an NBC article describes Chandelle Summer as just such a Democrat.
But her TV appearances (one on MSNBC from 2019!) indicate otherwise. https://t.co/AVnskYJ8Pw pic.twitter.com/LCtmv2f0bi
i didn’t know there were more kinds! pic.twitter.com/mcGhP389QU
— kirby with a knife (@brittlenbougie) August 7, 2023
Unfortunately the cup is a disposable cup as well as the straw! The leaf is a reusable rubber cover that can be slipped over any boba straw :0 it’s a promotional collab by KungFuTea where you receive ur drink in this cup with the stopper if u order their promo drink!
— alizé 🍅🥕🥬⁷ | KOFI COMMS OPEN‼️ (@pepparoncini) August 6, 2023
Whoa Kraven’s Last Hunt! pic.twitter.com/WEG6QCYjAC
— Chris Burnham (@TheBurnham) August 9, 2023
a VC once asked me when i was planning to get pregnant during a pitch so i went into excruciating detail about the state of my cervix
— cokie (@cokiehasiotis) August 3, 2023
stupid games, stupid prizes
this is what you guys look like in carhartt double knee pants pic.twitter.com/2jBSBilHfh
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) August 4, 2023
American GIs on R&R in Sydney, eager to hide their crew cuts, supported a burgeoning trade in wigs. pic.twitter.com/WFxmDlnc31
— Jon Piccini (@JonPiccini) August 7, 2023
@polskybukowsky Teacher of the year 😅😂🤣 #teacher #class #funny #prank ♬ original sound - Polsky Bukowsky
@winstons.weenie.world Whos gonna tell me this isnt cute tho. Tent from @REI #doxie #minitent #dachshundpuppy ♬ original sound - Phoebe
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