Today's news and jokes

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After their divorce he replaced it with a carpet representing his dog's pawprints. pic.twitter.com/41qFYcub9O

— Robot Pinhead (@ceno_bot) November 20, 2023

Someone on here said you shouldn’t protest on a freeway because that’s how you alienate the working person. Someone who romanticizes the working person like that has no idea how amazing it is to not have to go to your shitty job because of reasons outside your control.

— keyvan (@still_oppressed) December 14, 2023

I also don't like The New York Times but no news article should ever be this long, I'm sorry https://t.co/qQ8LyTOKEi

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) December 14, 2023

Movie Consent
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Wind Power pic.twitter.com/gpGtAEEGAO

— Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 (@JeremiahDJohns) December 15, 2023

Julius Randle goes above & beyond to make sure Jalen Brunson gets the game ball pic.twitter.com/RlAwOUwFW3

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) December 16, 2023

Angela: "I think it's really impressive that Julius Randle grabbed the game ball for you..."
Jalen: "No comment" pic.twitter.com/v0J2h6TOp7

— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) December 16, 2023

the ideal personality https://t.co/ZaaZT7AoSM

— derek guy (@dieworkwear) December 13, 2023

one of my favorite facts is that after her SummerSlam marriage, Miss Elizabeth's full trademark name was Ms. Elizabeth Macho pic.twitter.com/zMLafjzBLd

— TAPE (@tapemachines) November 30, 2023

黒ヒゲ絶対助けるロボ#国際ロボット展2023 pic.twitter.com/46CO1poY5j

— そごう@コミティアE45a (@Sogou0111) November 30, 2023

This is definitely Touch and Go (1978), and it was terrific. Sinister goings-on at a seaside resort - and yes, the transmitter was indeed hidden in the giant dog bone on top of the van. The great Aubrey Morris absolutely terrifying as the villain. pic.twitter.com/R6pZdtykeT

— Nicholas Pegg (@NicholasPegg) December 1, 2023

@jasonkpargin

♬ Solas X Interstellar - Gabriel Albuquerqüe

(I saw Carl's was doing a Reacher promotion and was very sad it was just a cup, and not a kid's meal toy.)

@bustanutterbutter #lawschool #thehungergames ♬ War - Hypnotic Brass Ensemble

@jonnie_x She found them fast af tho 🐱#gamer #egirl #cat #gf ♬ File Select (From "Super Mario 64') - Arcade Player

@solargurl Why? Can't she just bark at the sink like her brother? #greatpyrenees #puppylove #thirstydog #pyrenees ♬ Playful Cats - Noise Candy Music

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