Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Today's news and jokes







("Israeli Soldiers Sentenced to Jail for Damaging Jesus Statue in Lebanon")







Presumably any training benefit is a distant third to the total surveillance and voluntary separations











The future is embarrassing www.ft.com/content/657d...

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— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) April 21, 2026 at 1:16 PM
("Sullivan and Cromwell is one of the oldest and most prestigious law firms in the country. It is representing President Trump in several appeals")























Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.

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— George Pearkes (@peark.es) April 21, 2026 at 9:44 AM








It now costs $0.20 when a link is posted, up from $0.01.

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— The Verge (@theverge.com) April 21, 2026 at 11:37 AM
("X significantly increased how much it costs to post a URL via the X API, which is what third-party tools use to hook into the platform. It now costs $0.20 when a link is posted, up from $0.01")



























(Can't tell what's a joke with this owner)















The sickest burn I was ever subject to was when I was trying to buy an overcoat at some shop in The Hague. I put one on, thinking it looked pretty nice. My wife looked me up and down and said “you look like a magician.” Seeing my offended look without missing a beat she said “sorry, illusionist.”

— Paul Vierthaler (@vierth.bsky.social) April 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM








I'd watch. Six seasons and a movie. "Oh damn! This season is the greater Wichita Yellow Pages!"

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— Lost In The Supermarket (@mxlabradorite.bsky.social) April 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
















It's ears







@dennis.the.pomchi I promise he thinks it’s funny #dogtok #dogsoftiktok #chihuahua #pomeranian #fyp ♬ G.Rossini, Figaro's Cavatina From The Opera Il Barbiere Di Siviglia - AllMusicGallery




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