Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Today's news and jokes



























("A friend gave her the number of a driver, who charged $700 for the one-way trip...Canada’s new rules left a loophole, however. Although migrants who are caught within 14 days of arrival can be sent back to the United States, those who can prove a longer presence in Canada—using receipts, a time-stamped photograph, or some other evidence—are allowed to remain. Canada does not send deportation flights to Haiti because it is too risky, so someone who crosses illegally and hides in a safehouse for two weeks can stay in the country and qualify for a work permit.")

















(“I figure if we do anything wrong enough someone will let us know” “I guess easy cash outweighs the slight dishonesty I feel”)



("People First, one of a growing number of specialized online marketplaces where content creators can look for paid opportunities...A different opportunity on the same marketplace offered even less — $1.50 per 1,000 views")







I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!

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— Russell Irving (@rginteger.bsky.social) September 20, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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@candice_azn Why didn’t anyone warn me #fiat500 #tiktokgirl @Fiat ♬ Circus - Color Clownies








@elexareid Little bitty farm dog🤍 #chihuahua #barrelracer #farmdog ♬ sonido original - Zahra








@mailejohnson And his name is FRED #privatechef #dog #lab #dogsinthekitchen ♬ Orbiter - Noah Kahan




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