Today's funny posts

if you strike me down, i shall become more injured than you can possibly imagine

— Joke and Stories (@tupacdurex) December 4, 2013

Ten funny tweets

Japan’s TBS spares no expense in recreating the Carlos Ghosn experience pic.twitter.com/yjaWRQRQqF

— Gearoid Reidy (@GearoidReidy) January 6, 2020

Thing I just learned reading #Parasite reviews: A startling no. of American film reviewers do not recognize these circular lingerie/sock/rag hanging laundry racks that are ubiquitous across Asia (& America for that matter, seeing as they sell them at IKEA). pic.twitter.com/E4GSGbtq8L

— Eveline Chao (@EvelineChao) January 6, 2020

Disney On Ice? No thanks. I'd rather see smaller, more intimate stories on ice.

— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) January 6, 2020

Mind blown. @trevorwardill put 3D glasses on swimming cuttlefish to test for stereopsis and it WORKED. Cuttlefish have depth perception through image disparity! pic.twitter.com/cfB381V9vc

— Katie Thomas 🦑 (@katiethomas10) January 5, 2020

for four years, my friends and I assiduously dodged another friend's more and more desperate attempts to get us to watch Japanese wrestling. tonight, he invited us to his place to "watch livestreamed Japanese performance art." we were intrigued and all came. god I feel so stupid

— Cecilia D'Anastasio (@cecianasta) January 6, 2020

#duolingochillers pic.twitter.com/DiCVhrBZNH

— Casey Kolderup (@ckolderup) January 7, 2020

grandma always said sometimes you gotta hug the people you hate so you know how big to dig the hole in the backyard

— Victoria Lee 🌲 (@sosaidvictoria) January 6, 2020

I take it all back. I now welcome nuclear oblivion pic.twitter.com/BDQ9zH4OTQ

— Frances Weetman (@francesweetman) January 6, 2020

I tuned in to Canada's new version of Family Feud and may have witnessed one of the most iconic game show moments I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/QsTIjEzoM7

— Mike Morrison 🏳️‍🌈 (@mikesbloggity) January 10, 2020

I had no idea that I was wrong until I turned back to my family 😅😂 https://t.co/X9hHzDMNUi

— ëvę måriełlė (@sublimevey) January 10, 2020

pic.twitter.com/DKMdzZfpOi

— Dogs are the best people (@_TheBestDogs) January 3, 2020

DM: You find a large beast

Player: OH MY GOD CAN I TAME IT AND USE IT AS A MOUNT!?

DM: ...you know what, go ahead and roll for it.#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e pic.twitter.com/Uf2PYxsPip

— The GodDamn DM (@TheGodDamnDM) January 6, 2020

*More funny posts.

"Prince George trying to prove it's worthy of being the prize on The Price Is Right"

CBC:

[He] seemed pretty thrilled when host Drew Carey told him he'd won a trip to Prince George, B.C., on The Price Is Right last month — but if he had checked social media after the show, his excitement may have waned.

When the California contestant appeared on the game show in mid-November, he won a six-night stay for two at the Treasure Cove Hotel in the central Interior city, as well as a $500 credit for the Grand Trunk Tavern and a limousine tour of the city.

But after the segment aired, social media users — many of them Prince George residents — began airing their negative thoughts about the city. Some expressed their sympathy to the winner, some warned Witka about the crime rates in the city, others just simply lol'd.

But now business owners in the city have rallied to prove the haters wrong and are ready to show Witka the time of his life.

Chinese SUV Bestune T77 features and "Animated Holographic Waifu Personal Assistant"

"The new system is referred to as a 'holographic intelligent control system' according to Car News China, and features three animated characters that include a robot, a small boy and, uh, a school girl. There are five dressing options for each character, too."

And speaking of China:

Chinese game show where a Harvard grad tries to answer Qs faster than a robot developed by the search Co. SOGOU. Each time she's beaten, some members of the audience fall through the floor 😂 pic.twitter.com/jdecXXnPxa

— will knight (@willknight) September 29, 2018

Pie Hell

PLEASE tell me some of you heard of "Pie Hell," where one man has to endure an entire night in a house IGNORING the existence of people throwing pies at his face, no matter what he's doing. pic.twitter.com/HO9fgMN3pR

— Gene Park (@GenePark) November 21, 2017

Wacky Japanese Game Shows: Video of Human Trebuchet

Seems like something out of a Monty Python skit.



Via.

Japanese TV Show: Woman put behind screen, given bikini, told she has 60 seconds to change into the bikini

Video.