Showing posts with label cat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat. Show all posts
Saturday, October 30, 2021
Saturday, September 11, 2021
Turnover chain made of dragon bones; Best catch of the season was the rescue of this cat; Another suspect football matchup
What is this thing? pic.twitter.com/eOvbJVeReH
— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) September 11, 2021
Well this may be the craziest thing I’ve seen at a college football game #HardRockCat pic.twitter.com/qfQgma23Xm
— Hollywood (@DannyWQAM) September 11, 2021
(Their mascot is a dragon.)
Well this may be the craziest thing I’ve seen at a college football game #HardRockCat pic.twitter.com/qfQgma23Xm
— Hollywood (@DannyWQAM) September 11, 2021
CAT SURVIVES FALL AT HARD ROCK STADIUM!!!! #SaveTheCat pic.twitter.com/oPNGgfUltZ
— Yianni Laros (@Yiannithemvp) September 11, 2021
For those looking for a potential blow out, Presby (non-scholly FCS, hot off a 84-43 win over NAIA St. Andrews) is about to host Ft. Lauderdale, a school that only played club football until... today (their 1st 2 games this season cancelled due to Covid). ESPN+ at 4pm ET pic.twitter.com/p3TZBTK6Ox
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 11, 2021
(68-3.)
It’s the first #Buckeyes game back for a lot of people. pic.twitter.com/P02YAYJBQe
— Adam Jardy (@AdamJardy) September 11, 2021
Someone left a rubber duck in the middle of the Ohio State logo pic.twitter.com/gdm7FbcDTJ
— Charlotte Wilder (@TheWilderThings) September 11, 2021
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) September 11, 2021
Never ever forget that Arkansas made this 25 foot tall statue with changing mood lighting and fountains and that the sculptor is named Dick Idol https://t.co/Sdk8lCps9I
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) September 12, 2021
Louisville (-30) up by 27.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 12, 2021
TD to the house to cover.
Dropped to celebrate at the 2 π€¦♂️
No cover. https://t.co/vYFm4dt4gD
Thursday, April 30, 2020
Today's funny posts
I toucha da birb pic.twitter.com/aFqGb5PIcD— Klara SjΓΆberg (@klara_sjo) April 25, 2020
Because I want to. https://t.co/eDQVCkTPGR— Naga Munchetty (@BBCNaga) April 25, 2020
the reason why food from restaurants tastes better is that the cooks don’t give a shit what your arteries are going to look like in ten years so they can really give you the juice. i need to eat a meal prepared by someone who doesn’t love me— jd vance's "holler aunt" (@markpopham) April 25, 2020
did you get bullied in middle school for saying that harry styles was your favorite in one direction or are you normal— dana hates one direction (@FINELINEDANA) April 25, 2020
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 25, 2020
A recently added popular silly gag at Disney's Hollywood Studios. Step in the box and Cast Members applaud. pic.twitter.com/mrokaB1MHs— bioreconstruct (@bioreconstruct) September 22, 2019
absolutely losing my mind over this post on facebook pic.twitter.com/it6eqS16td— disco biscuit (@Suurrahhh) April 27, 2020
The 3 yo asks if he can help me cut the grass, which amounts to standing next to me shouting, “You’re doing it, Daddy! You’re doing it!” and if I’m honest that does actually help a lot.— Michael Hughes (@michaelehughes) April 26, 2020
Innovation: For $20, Bundesliga team Borussia Monchengladbach is offering fans to put a cut out of themselves in the stands. Money raised goes to local charities. pic.twitter.com/6pPopPJf1e— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 29, 2020
Did you know that HJK Helsinki midfielder Mika Lehkosuo used to wear the number 96.2 as he had a sponsorship deal with a local radio station of that FM frequency— Classic Football Shirts (@classicshirts) April 27, 2020
In 1998 UEFA told Lehkosuo that he couldn't wear the number 96.2 but had worn it already for a few seasons pic.twitter.com/i8FXnliMpn
Channel 4's Ian Katz has announced a show called 'Snoop Dogs' where you get a tour around a celebrity's home and have to guess who it is. The twist is that producers can't get access to the homes due to social distancing, so they're strapping the cameras to the celebrity's pets.— Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson) April 29, 2020
Some news in my Discovery story: HGTV is rolling a new remotely-filmed House Hunters spinoff next month, called House Hunters LOL, in which three comedians watch and poke fun at House Hunters episodes and all your favorite tropes https://t.co/yWV4xpzGFw— Jason Lynch (@jasonlynch) April 29, 2020
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Tuesday, April 28, 2020
Today's funny posts
Oh, it’s just two little kittens sleeping... pic.twitter.com/mST1h7VEpa— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) April 23, 2020
the real original inventor of social distancing was Zhao Kuangyin, founding emperor of the Song dynasty, who made his officials wear these long ass helicopter blade hats so they couldn't whisper to each other during state meetings pic.twitter.com/5Zm000ojlq— Xiran Jay Zhao is not a COWard (@XiranJayZhao) April 24, 2020
How do I stop my coworkers from pointing out the comfy blanket I keep on my lap and asking me what my blankie's name is— Drew Harwell (@drewharwell) April 24, 2020
i'm so happy i'm alive and got to see this pic.twitter.com/qjax2IQ5IL— queen of bitch island (@kittynouveau) April 24, 2020
— Christian Manley (@manleychristian) April 25, 2020
Make the most of self-isolating in separate rooms by convincing your partner they're in the TV show Knightmare#coronavirus #CoronaVirusupdate #COVIDγΌ19 #cov #coronapocalypse #coronavirus #CoronaVirusUpdates #knightmare #SelfIsolation #selfisolationgame #selfisolating pic.twitter.com/LiCaB9YX4j— Short and Curly (@ShortCurlycom) March 20, 2020
Haha off Facemuck, but this is great. pic.twitter.com/S1nxmRoQuj— spam (@spamnugget) April 25, 2020
A few years ago, we (Kellogg’s) were having some promotional spoon designs mocked up. When the agency asked what we wanted on this latest version, we replied “Just the Kellogg logo”.— harpsjoey (@harps_joey) April 23, 2020
We got 200 of these delivered a week later. pic.twitter.com/FRz8ePTR7m
look at this little trapeze artist pic.twitter.com/XXivPGAKlI— π¨ππ€π πͺπ π¦π£ πππππ€ π§Ό (@ziyatong) April 24, 2020
Like father like son pic.twitter.com/9FjHlxOMTH— Klara SjΓΆberg (@klara_sjo) April 25, 2020
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Sunday, April 19, 2020
Today's funny posts
I’ve been looking for a heating pad that won’t fly away when a lab tech with a leaf blower wanders into my bedroom. Problem solved!! pic.twitter.com/Yxzv1xaHob— Noel Murray (@NoelMu) April 15, 2020
BREAKING - Quibi tumbled out of US iPhone Top 60 and is trails an app that simulates cutting colored cakes of sand so you can hear the rustling sound which eases the sheer pain of existing. pic.twitter.com/TRcmpDKjtz— Tero Kuittinen (@teroterotero) April 15, 2020
Losing my fucking MIND at this Quibi show where actual Emmy winner Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman obsessed with her golden arm pic.twitter.com/rSfqCv75SG— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) April 15, 2020
Who should be on the back of the trillion dollar coins? The obvious candidate is Vince Carter dunking over that seven foot tall French guy at the Sydney Olympics, but I'd be open to suggestions.— Tom Gara (@tomgara) April 16, 2020
The now TikTok famous dancing pallbearers from Ghana ⚰️ pic.twitter.com/cKDCxDig7s— BBC News Africa (@BBCAfrica) April 16, 2020
keep your pictures from when you were 20 i want your screen names from when you were 10 https://t.co/KmFmHQ3vWe— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) April 16, 2020
The 2nd comment was just unecessary. pic.twitter.com/AknvdSk2k8— Venom (@WorldBoss617) April 15, 2020
i heard a light knock on my door and went to answer it and it was my landlords’ dog bringing me a stick πππ pic.twitter.com/mXwcOsXi9Z— alanna (@alanna) April 15, 2020
Pre-pandemic, my dog got treats when I left for work. Now she gets treats when I go to my desk. I've accidentally trained her to be my supervisor. This is her waiting in my office for me to stop eating lunch: pic.twitter.com/lGA1vdPaFN— Jason W. Shapiro (@coevoeco) April 15, 2020
We taped a square on the rug and the cat refuses to leave it for even a second. pic.twitter.com/41yNJY0kSU— Max Burns (@themaxburns) April 15, 2020
MY GOLDEN WOULD DO THIS ππ he was so fat, we’d walk him down the street and then have someone drive down to get us back up ππππππ https://t.co/dKII4dyVLJ— sarah marie cintron (@sarahmcintron) April 15, 2020
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Friday, April 17, 2020
Playing a virtual reality game with a cat nearby; Half-Life fun bucket; Popeye teaches English
Just doin our best out here pic.twitter.com/ZZLTnzGdWd— Alexandria Neonakis (@Beavs) March 21, 2020
Tuesday, April 14, 2020
Today's funny posts
Got a cat to foster during medical school. This is now how I study pic.twitter.com/Vja6PD8WBS— A happier day (@AHappierDay) April 12, 2020
For Hanukkah my sister 3d printed me a 20-sided dreidel for D&D pic.twitter.com/zKNwG0sW1n— Mike Rosenthal (@VectorBelly) December 30, 2016
I didn't realize this until @lmlauramarsh explained it but UK libel laws encourage news outlets to invent (or repeat) stories about non-existent people rather than report true things about real people, who might sue them https://t.co/wxrf3XNZg6— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) April 13, 2020
Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium. pic.twitter.com/aiGEkhjwhI— cluedont (@cluedont) April 8, 2020
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 13, 2020
This happy little roadrunner wagging its tail to show off its snack is just the weird I needed before yard work. ππππ₯° pic.twitter.com/WMPm5eEKw0— π¦ππThe Smokin Grasshopperπππ¦ (@Grasshopper2049) April 11, 2020
Sound on to hear Aeg run into a wall pic.twitter.com/v0O3tTHAAp— Clara, from 6 feet away (@ramencult) April 12, 2020
Trying to hide at the vet's office. We'll played! pic.twitter.com/NkyML6EtI7— Dave M (@SpotTheLoon2010) April 10, 2020
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Monday, April 13, 2020
Today's funny posts
It's almost a year to the day since my friend brought home a kitten from a rescue centre, so she decided to recreate the first picture she took of him. pic.twitter.com/aX0IIC8cQa— Lydia Bleasdale (@Parkendlydia) April 10, 2020
If America's corn fields were a country they'd be bigger than 131 other countries and have a bigger GDP than most of them too.— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) April 8, 2020
Corn has a military it's called the American government.
"Let's get the corn"? We are six months away from the corn harvest in Iowa. pic.twitter.com/195gHxv6Zo— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) April 10, 2020
Most excellent news.— Josh Reich (@i2pi) April 11, 2020
I once worked with someone who used spaces after sentences as invisible exclamation marks. https://t.co/vO70ypzZop
— lee gatlin (@neilaglet) April 6, 2020
Ah yes, the wonderful family activity of dying Easter eggs. It combines everything small children love, from being very careful to waiting patiently.— Ben (@franzferdinand2) April 11, 2020
It works and he is a delight! pic.twitter.com/7K7dPGVVdC— Human Beeing | π | Dog King (@human_not_bees) April 10, 2020
— Titmouse (@Titmousie) April 11, 2020
Dog might lock up every receiver in the game π— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) April 11, 2020
(via zane.thedoberman/IG) pic.twitter.com/rF15cSc8ov
Cat vs dog π pic.twitter.com/WNZBBTjTyQ— Buitengebieden (@BuitengebiedenB) April 9, 2020
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Friday, April 10, 2020
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Doesn’t it look like the sun is giving this guy a shoulder rub pic.twitter.com/2a1qACLcId— Despachico (@_CHlCO) April 5, 2020
Random memory - when I was teaching (and before schools employed invigilators) us teachers would often get through exams by playing a very slow game of ‘it’ around the exam hall.— Mark O'Sullivan (@immarkosullivan) April 9, 2020
when you STEAL my TWEETS and get more LIKES than ME you take SEROTONIN I need for my BRAIN— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) April 9, 2020
When I was little my mom wrote a song for me &every so often I'll tell people about it &sing it for them. It's just a cute little jingle that's mostly my name &stuff about how she loves me. Then when I was in high school one of my friends confessed that she sings it to herself-— Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum) April 9, 2020
my poetry pamphlet is on sale now btw π you can get your very own copy of my FBI agent poems here: https://t.co/YPxNfYBycB pic.twitter.com/IgHkZItVAi— charlotte geater (@tambourine) February 25, 2020
Want to hear a funny story about something that happened to me this weekend? It concerns the internet, elephants, and the absurdity of online nostalgia.— Staymas Insidely (@shockproofbeats) April 7, 2020
This sign in my building has great energy and I can’t stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/VHDrKhBPZh— Alayna Cole (@AlaynaMCole) April 9, 2020
this looks like a group of magi binding an evil djinn to a pentacle pic.twitter.com/ywSJQx0uFA— Γ§a ira glass (@PercyYaBysshe) April 9, 2020
I would fall on the ground if a man did this to me. I would fall and not move. π pic.twitter.com/YAcfFHCTO7— Uju (@Unwritten_uju) April 10, 2020
So here's a thread about a funny thing that happened just now— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) April 9, 2020
As the weather is good, we were out in the garden enjoying the evening sun. Our neighbours were out too. As were all our pets
Pickle was in our garden, the neighbour's dog was in theirs
As was their parrot
/1 pic.twitter.com/9quEMIuMIG
MAJOR UPDATE— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) April 9, 2020
People seem to have really enjoyed the latest in Pickle's exploits, but some have doubted its truthfulness. It is ludicrous sounding admittedly, but the neighbours have been in touch, and...
WE HAVE PHOTOS! pic.twitter.com/TSlvjvBv2z
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Thursday, April 9, 2020
Today's funny posts
Quarantine level: making my lizard a couch pic.twitter.com/2WlG8LjptD— ♝ ππ₯ππ±ππ§ππ«π’π ππ’π¬π‘π¨π© ♝ (@aalexandriabish) April 5, 2020
Please take a moment to see what a penguin weigh-in looks—and sounds—like: pic.twitter.com/X2qZIHjZV2— Mental Floss (@mental_floss) April 3, 2020
We really fancied going out for a burger tonight, so @Glitter_brawl suggested I build a drive-through in our kitchen, and that's exactly what I did. pic.twitter.com/bbeo1BNyIs— Regular Frog (@FrogCroakley) April 4, 2020
When you have found the pug just retweet ok pic.twitter.com/EISxlETNmP— ashqueen π» (@yesworryya) April 3, 2020
S T A Y— DARBY ALLIN (@DarbyAllin) April 4, 2020
H O M E. pic.twitter.com/buS1wpEONl
why did obama leave a baseball on the oval office desk— Riker Googling (@RikerGoogling) April 4, 2020
cat pretends to eat everything his owner eats π€£ pic.twitter.com/y2aRDXvjj4— π½ππ.π️ (@eliterenno) March 14, 2020
today in teaching from home: laser training pic.twitter.com/1H05l5V1pZ— Luke Plunkett (@LukePlunkett) March 30, 2020
Napa demonstrates the laziest game of fetch pic.twitter.com/XZhxOMWPZj— Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) April 4, 2020
Thank god for dogs pic.twitter.com/I1GbWszF8T— sallykuchar (@sallykuchar) April 4, 2020
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Wednesday, April 8, 2020
Today's funny posts
boutta ask my mom if her offer to “slap me into next year” is still available— Corn 𦦠(@sn00ted) April 6, 2020
Just so no one thinks this is sad, my dog adores him and is more than happy to act like she owns his place.— ErinEph (@ErinEph) April 3, 2020
The sad news about Honor Blackman reminded me to search out a wryly scathing letter she once wrote to the Guardian picture desk, which I saved from being put in the rubbish bin during the newspaper’s move to new offices nearly a decade ago. pic.twitter.com/ek18LEAsQv— Tony Paley (@tpaleyfilm) April 6, 2020
We asked our daughter to design an Easter card and she came back with this pic.twitter.com/ItxMBsIdgU— Cam Williams (@MrCamW) April 5, 2020
Indiana Jones was more interested in a lump of worked gold than he was in the fact that a pre-modern central american civilization could build a trap that knows when you are standing in front of a shaft of sunlight— Catdad, la grande peste π (@catdadaeternal) April 5, 2020
My YouTube ads are now like 80% Masterclass, and every day the absurdly high calibre of each one becomes more comical, at this point it's just like: in his first Masterclass, Mohamed bin Salman on consolidating power in your oil kingdom....— Tom Gara (@tomgara) April 6, 2020
is this a fetish thing? like are you sitting here reading the replies calling you an ignorant little man with an embarrassingly childlike palate and tiny worldview and getting off on it?— molly conger (@socialistdogmom) April 6, 2020
This afternoon will mark the fifth anniversary of an all-time great headline. pic.twitter.com/tf423xP6hv— Ethan Chiel (@ethanchiel) April 6, 2020
this is saint, he's still figuring out this whole drinking thing— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) April 6, 2020
(saint.thegsd IG) pic.twitter.com/rIDJg5aeLK
I CANT DEAL πππππ she tells the last dog to also take the cat and fhdhfbdkfjfhfn https://t.co/scaHPWJHnq— lae (@axelsandwich) April 4, 2020
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Tuesday, April 7, 2020
Some more funny posts
Everyone keeps asking if the baby emus will still cuddle/be friendly as adults. Raised this way, yes - all our adults are friendly. Not all of them want to be touched but some of them love hugs and pets and come smoosh against me when I'm outside. pic.twitter.com/yU71a7f3fD— Foxfeather Zenkova (@foxfeather) April 3, 2020
A small glimmer of positive news amidst the gloom. https://t.co/nHtYIfSIZ7— Paul Lukas (@UniWatch) April 4, 2020
[Text]— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 7, 2020
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy?
ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this?
*Rips off mask*
DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.
have an old comic pic.twitter.com/ZaSrUsrPad— tiny tim (@janemai_) April 7, 2020
To whomever is chalking names and descriptions of trees on the pavements across Walthamstow. I love you. This made my heart sing today. pic.twitter.com/6lmauYeQVD— Elizabeth Archer (@edarcherthinks) April 7, 2020
— Mar Hicks (@histoftech) April 7, 2020
cheeto tiger plush coming soon.. pic.twitter.com/3aHKWeIzC5— Jennifer Xiao (@jxiaoo) April 7, 2020
well my new license plate came in today... wish i could say i paid extra as some sort of sick joke but no. i just so happen to have the worlds worst luck. pic.twitter.com/AFdj4zkJXN— liza (@lizardwt) April 6, 2020
The owners of my favorite neighborhood dog made it so that everyone can continue to keep petting her even in these trying times. pic.twitter.com/ZP2NwOqrDI— Erica Henderson (@EricaFails) April 7, 2020
The Prestige (2006) pic.twitter.com/p6E8gA07hg— Nom Alarkey (@nomchompsky) April 7, 2020
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Sunday, April 5, 2020
Today's funny posts
I’m sorry this is naughty, but it is the first time I’ve laughed so hard in weeks πππ pic.twitter.com/7J8Rs5MhR1— Sam McAlister (@SamMcAlister1) April 4, 2020
them: "If you were really raised Catholic, then what's the Virgin Mary's coolest superpower, huh?"— Tini Howard ⚔ (@TiniHoward) April 5, 2020
me, no hesitation: pic.twitter.com/F6TEYPENey
I don’t know why they are following the duck.... but caption this? pic.twitter.com/mXwT4yq0IP— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) April 5, 2020
Day 13 of #lockdownpic.twitter.com/MkEkspxaeS— S&H illustrated reports / David Ziggy Greene (@SaHreports) April 4, 2020
This is a signed photo of Nathan Lane you can buy pic.twitter.com/7D88eAQcxq— Derek Charm (@derek_charm) April 5, 2020
I haven’t ventured outside any further than the balcony today. These 2 rooks have been about all day. We are now friends after I gave them both some of my hot cross bun! They’re very full of character! What shall I name them? Suggestions are welcomed! π #TwitterNatureCommunity pic.twitter.com/G9ON2WpsIC— The Wildlife Man (@MyWildlifePosts) March 29, 2020
Heckle has now taken to knocking on the window in the mornings to let me know he wants some breakfast! And I deliver! Heckle clearly is a very intelligent bird seeing as he’s trained me to provide food on command! π @SIBirdClub #TwitterNatureCommunity pic.twitter.com/wRG9TPUvm3— The Wildlife Man (@MyWildlifePosts) April 3, 2020
— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) April 5, 2020
my fav thing on tik tok is now finding celebs kids. here’s daniel dae kim’s son π pic.twitter.com/8ASnWNBbTU— Sarah⁷ (@SarahxAnwer) April 4, 2020
Day twelve of lockdown; old rivalries have been put aside in the interests of getting along. pic.twitter.com/rDQfIs9cZK— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) April 4, 2020
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Saturday, April 4, 2020
Today's funny posts
cleveland news has officially lost their minds... pic.twitter.com/PgPw3OAC1C— abs (@abbyhoward26) April 2, 2020
Somedays I just want to reply emails with “ok” and this picture: pic.twitter.com/j0TXrVtkOw— Mirelle Ortega (@moxvi_) April 1, 2020
Great read from the paper I find myself clicking to first in the morning now because it's coverage during the pandemic has been so uniformly creative and good. https://t.co/2zxYT9reXf— Charles Finch (@CharlesFinch) April 3, 2020
I just remembered that MSNBC stands for Microsoft National Broadcasting Company— Mogul Thrash (@truebe) April 1, 2020
From the VEGA$ pilot. Just wait for it, friends. Trust me on this one... pic.twitter.com/pEsBsSjpDw— Jay Faerber (@JayFaerber) April 3, 2020
— Redsilver (@RedsilverVGC) April 2, 2020
Dracula to his architect: Yes, I am absolutely sure I want it to look like this. Stop asking me. pic.twitter.com/UBnuuE06Q1— Will Kill Vampires For Beer (@sonofether) April 2, 2020
— Akki (@akkitwts) April 3, 2020
Gram has to do her exercise by going in laps around the house, which her ancient cat Susie has accepted as her loyal servant driving a chariot to provide tours of her kingdom pic.twitter.com/R5taRIEQO4— Hootin N. Holleren (@mckellogs) April 3, 2020
Dogs are probably in the top three things that are keeping all of us sane right now pic.twitter.com/ITXil4vVTA— sallykuchar (@sallykuchar) April 3, 2020
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Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Today's funny posts
New burger restaurant open in Seoul. That slogan at the bottom... pic.twitter.com/Idf2S3dL5b— Jamie (@jamiefinn2209) March 31, 2020
you call them "gunshot wounds"; I call them "freedom holes"— Ray Radlein (@Radlein) April 1, 2020
getting a text from an acquaintance like “hey just checking in on you ❤️” and then the next day an essay is out like “why checking in on your ugly friends is so important”— JP (@jpbrammer) March 31, 2020
Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Wed, 01 Apr 2020 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA pic.twitter.com/a3lR70YbzL— Nancy (@SluggoIsLit) April 1, 2020
Every time I remember The New Yorker's in-house style for abbreviating Dungeons & Dragons I get angry. pic.twitter.com/nxua9SacCF— CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella) March 31, 2020
We will not rest until Bill Belichick has been slimed https://t.co/yv8rlgiw3s— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) March 31, 2020
Luigi is the only monarch worth protecting pic.twitter.com/ygFFNYAMu8— Louise! (@themouseyouknow) March 30, 2020
Archie is a venerable elder gentleman, and with his diminished sight and hearing abilities doesn’t always notice things straight away. pic.twitter.com/Wo5MsLNz6I— Constance Rimmer (@PigletParker) March 31, 2020
— Michael Harris (@MichaelH_PhD) April 1, 2020
I feel like I should actually get, like, you know, my own identity as creator credited in this - versus just 'your wife'.— Kate Pritchett (@sashimimimi) April 1, 2020
No way that cat will get through this! pic.twitter.com/Jr6SSVtegt— jamie (@gnuman1979) March 31, 2020
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Sunday, March 29, 2020
Ten funny tweets
Who needs a picture of my cat napping with a sweet potato in a salad bowl this morning? pic.twitter.com/i6d80QOpAQ— Lisa Gabriele (@lisagabrieletv) December 21, 2018
on a zoom call going down the line sharing what we’d order if we were at a chili’s rn... we really do be suffering pic.twitter.com/Ve8h9EQXnd— Connor Perrett (@connorperrett) March 27, 2020
Why are they wearing the same skirt? https://t.co/VBI6WAP7My— Sisa (@Titanbaddie) March 28, 2020
A little moment of joy for you. pic.twitter.com/061tvSz6jH— π¨ππ€π πͺπ π¦π£ πππππ€ π§Ό (@ziyatong) March 27, 2020
The funniest thing I’ve seen today π pic.twitter.com/4AuUKkRkRn— Animals Being Jerks (@MeanAnimals) March 28, 2020
thinking about how 'Dionysos', the name of the Greek god of wine, fertility and ecstasy, is the origin of 'Dennis'— Danny Bate (@DannyBate4) March 28, 2020
Slow reaction pic.twitter.com/py3gdSbIPE— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) March 28, 2020
was watching a true crime show whilst baking today and one of the detectives described the suspect visiting the "seedy section" of the Target store. I know what you're thinking. Target has a "seedy" section? what does that even mean?— Kitty Wenham-Ross (@kittywenham) March 28, 2020
reader, I forgot that CDs used to exist
Hope you guys are getting those home workouts in! pic.twitter.com/fRvtx0DRpK— TmarTn (@TmarTn) March 25, 2020
I was bored. pic.twitter.com/bVoC0hyNzC— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) March 27, 2020
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Saturday, March 28, 2020
Today's funny posts
A couple of the Pekin Bantams had dirty feet (malteser toes!) so they had a bath π— Lewis Dr Chicken (@DrChicken) March 27, 2020
It’s important to check feather-footed birds regularly as they can easily get clogged; if they do, just give them a soak in warm water pic.twitter.com/WOhkHIcBR6
In four months, don't forget to put the tape back over your webcam.— Eliot in excelsior (@eliot) March 27, 2020
Sometimes you see a sign that gives you true hope and lifts your spirits and makes your heart swell. This is community. pic.twitter.com/hnEfl2TAoE— Claire Zulkey (@Zulkey) March 27, 2020
When you are a grumpy, cold hearted assassin and your girlfriend is an innocent princess. pic.twitter.com/Z3G8pc48d8— A happier day (@AHappierDay) March 13, 2020
If you disagree with something I tweet please feel free to venmo me $20 to reply to me. If you venmo me $50 I will read your reply. For $100 I will respond. For $200 I will respond with something that is not "I don't know how to read"— Kendra π (@kendrawcandraw) March 26, 2020
Baby dino is learning to walk pic.twitter.com/uzemfshP31— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 26, 2020
my boyfriend has been wearing sweats so much he has started calling normal pants... "hard pants"— David Mack (@davidmackau) March 26, 2020
Well if this isn’t a real life Timon and Pumbaa! During the @CincinnatiZoo closure their red river hog, Sir Francis Bacon, visited the meerkats. https://t.co/Kd3HD20QDA pic.twitter.com/30StpAFvKV— Good Morning America (@GMA) March 26, 2020
Sometimes my cat walks around with my slipper like he’s wearing it pic.twitter.com/8PZKssZyfq— KΞTY (@Dope_chakra) March 26, 2020
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