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New video: I'm looking back at the 1994 Star Trek: The Next Generation Screen Saver collection! Released by Berkeley Systems, it has everything you'd expect, like LCARS panels and warp effects, plus weirder stuff like Worf battling your desktop icons and Data tap dancing. Check it out and share! 🖖

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— Jess Morrissette (@decafjedi.com) June 3, 2026 at 6:34 AM

Here's a quick clip of the Worf's Weapons module from Berkeley Systems' Star Trek: The Next Generation Screen Saver collection. It's one of my favorites. You can check out the whole video here: youtu.be/960fwN8nCpE

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— Jess Morrissette (@decafjedi.com) June 4, 2026 at 8:36 AM

Action figure of the Days of Future Past movie Sentinel

M Star Sentinel, 2 versions:
Deluxe comes with everything in the first pic (880 RMB), Normal only comes with the base head and no Lady Deathstrike hands (660 RMB)
It is essentially a custom figure so I don't know if any store will carry it, and even then it will be very expensive pic.twitter.com/HySchnG1WS

— SpicyPsyDuck (@Spicy_Psy_Duck) June 8, 2026

It is from a customizer, and it will be 3d printed resin instead of PVC just FYI

— SpicyPsyDuck (@Spicy_Psy_Duck) June 8, 2026

French Montana, Max B & Remy Ma - Ever Since U Left Me (Big Bronx Remix)

Pretty sure this is waht NBC was playing at ad breaks tonight:

Cal Poly SLO graduates will have their names read by Mortal Kombat's "Finish him" voice actor

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The Athletic's "200 players to watch at the 2026 World Cup"

The US's Pulisic and Balogun make the list, and the summary of Balogun is appropriate in its faint praise ("actually a below-average finisher" "throughout current coach Mauricio Pochettino’s first year in charge, he battled injuries"). The Guardian has capsule summaries of every player in the tournament, too. 

Also useful:

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich. pic.twitter.com/tu1doNWqRf

— Scottish Banter (@1scottishbanter) June 10, 2026

New Humble Bundle featuring games by Inkle

Starts at $9 for seven games, including their adaptation of the Sorcery gamebooks. 

There's also another video game bundle today promising "waifus for laifus."

Today's news and jokes

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— Eize Basa (@eizebasa.baby) June 2, 2026 at 10:29 AM