Today's news and jokes

The Polymarket bar, playing on the “Monitoring the Situation” meme, is a bust. After waiting outside for nearly an hour and a half in the rain because of technical issues—power and wifi going out—none of the TVs are working. Staff say everything will be back up and running tomorrow.

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— makena kelly (@makenakelly.bsky.social) March 20, 2026 at 3:57 PM

Found the polymarket bar. The big orb is the only screen that’s working, everything else is broken. pic.twitter.com/cJv0YkNNNe

— Tobin Stone 🌐 (@tobinjstone) March 20, 2026

Sephora's F1 Academy livery (F1 roundup)

Makeup retailer @Sephora is the latest beauty brand to partner with @F1Academy, in a deal announce today.

➡️ Sephora will have what it's calling glamour bars at 18 races, including at the premium hospitality area the Paddock Club, and will sponsor driver Natalia Granada. pic.twitter.com/1BkdPkEwcc

— Adam Stern (@A_S12) March 11, 2026

How to make a faux stained glass window for Warhammer scenery

@mamikonpaints Making a stained glass window for Dark Angels - small clip from the full video. #warhammercommunity ♬ sonido original - 𝐈𝐯𝐚́𝐧 𝐑𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 🎧

"Sweltering conditions expected for [women's] March Madness games in arena with no air conditioning"

Carver does not have A/C. It's supposed to be 86 degrees in Iowa City tomorrow, with a sellout crowd.

For the 1st time ever, I asked a basketball coach, Jan Jensen, about how the temperature could impact the game.@KCRG_Sports pic.twitter.com/yTOEFNDlc8

— Collin Davies (@DaviesCollin) March 20, 2026

"Thousands of Hawkeye fans and college basketball supporters are expected to be packed into a 15,000-seat, sold-out Carver-Hawkeye Arena building with no air conditioning when Iowa faces No. 15 seed Fairleigh Dickinson to kick off its NCAA Women's tournament run."

A good Chuck Norris story

Don't sleep on the Chuck Norris story in Jessica Simpson's memoir. https://t.co/6hHSNAYjDv pic.twitter.com/I1ZktjqGcv

— Sam Rosenfeld (@sam_rosenfeld) March 20, 2026

Here's video of her telling the story on Kimmel

New video game Humble Bundle features "red-hot transportation games "

Including "The Slaverian Trucker" and "You Suck at Parking." Starts at four for $8.

Today's news and jokes

haha, never knew this—was wondering what that cloth headwear spacemen wear under their helmets was called

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— LEE GATLIN (@neilaglet.bsky.social) February 26, 2026 at 7:20 AM