Pyro, Rogue, and Punisher with motorcycle, multiple heads and weapons, and war helm.
Monday, August 3, 2020
Today's funny posts
“not today satan,” i mumble as i lay out the red carpet for u guessed it, satan— rahel (@cnqmdi) July 24, 2020
Seeing the Larry Bird trend on Twitter made me paranoid that he had died or something but it's just people talking about how he looks like a tomato pic.twitter.com/HwBbprJC4B— Jordy ๐ฎ The Last of Us Part II (@JordyD127) August 2, 2020
The US healthcare system https://t.co/AsaFy7FY5D— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) August 2, 2020
The "Guy Running Stone Pillars" video, but at the end they pan down and the ground is littered with hundreds of his bloody shirtless clone predecessors, like in The Prestige.— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 2, 2020
Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognize the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak— Tom Gara (@tomgara) August 2, 2020
Whenever I've been asked what my dream project would be for a Collector's Edition Blu-ray, it's this... and it's happening. pic.twitter.com/9JoXCeDnWz— Anthony Nield (@antnield) April 2, 2020
One of the best inscriptions of all time. @AlLeiter22 signs his 1988 card “This is not me!” It’s actually his brother Mark and was a desirable error at the time to get in packs. pic.twitter.com/OvHJ0Wq0e9— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 31, 2020
— Nick Miller (@NickMillerMusic) July 31, 2020
The Gransta underground shopping arcade in Tokyo Station, due to open next week, has water-themed toilets. If you are desperate to go, and there's a long queue, I not sure you want a pane of running water next to you. pic.twitter.com/m1XhZuG2Y5— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) July 31, 2020
These dudes are putting roller blade wheels on their desk chairs and simply gliding through lifehttps://t.co/DNqCIN0bw2— MEL Magazine (@WeAreMel) July 31, 2020
I saw this windshield shade in Kansas City when I was 9 years old and lost my goddamn mind. pic.twitter.com/3qZYaNCipX— Paul Rust (@paulrust) July 31, 2020
a personal fave of mine pic.twitter.com/yaCrCWdaO1— Nicole Wiegand (@nicolemwiegand) July 31, 2020
take me back to the days..... of ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/dpPjtfFGkE— แดIOแแฉ • BLM (@fionais__online) July 31, 2020
'Fox Found with Impressive Shoe Collection' is a news headline worth waking up for. ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ก๐ขhttps://t.co/jt7bcGqxho pic.twitter.com/KBpMRjq8iw— Deadly Knitshade is overthinking this (@deadlyknitshade) August 1, 2020
this week’s dog video is of Arnie, who got to show his tiger friend to the window washer pic.twitter.com/cbjJm4ASyy— We Print Video (@infiniteobjects) July 31, 2020
There’s an enormous, leggy Rottweiler named Maurice in my apartment complex. He’s terrified of every tiny dog and I recently had the pleasure of hearing his owner say “GET IT TOGETHER, MAURICE” as she picked him up to carry him past a chihuahua whose path he refused to cross. https://t.co/uwBQG6rcjC— Kellie Herson (@kellieherson) July 31, 2020
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Sunday, August 2, 2020
Unorthodox on Netflix is great
Basically a four-hour horror series about fleeing an insular community. The actor that plays the "renegade" Moishe is a terrific creep.
Navy Seal Museum menaces Kaepernick stand-in with dogs and assault rifles; Tribute to shooting victims looks like something from the Southern Reach; Using Dungeons and Dragons to increase inclusiveness
Martin mispronounced names of nominees and celebrated the achievements of dead white men over the actual winners.https://t.co/VEMs9hyfL7— The Daily Dot (@dailydot) August 1, 2020
As far as I know, mystery fandom--mystery fans--don't tell you that the only way into the genre is through Agatha Christie and Raymond Chandler, though of course fans of both want you to read the works of both authors.— Jess Nevins (@jessnevins) August 2, 2020
In their way, the SFF gatekeepers are the equivalent of the Lost Cause Southerners: clinging for dear life to this fantasy construction of the past that is at angle to the real thing, making secular saints of white men of reprehensible moralities and behavior.— Jess Nevins (@jessnevins) August 2, 2020
Campbellian sf looks quite restrictive and even stunted when you read the sf that was appearing in the other pulps & the mainstream magazines at the time. These sf stories were all over the map philosophically and aesthetically, and ranged from far-future adventure to social sf.— Jess Nevins (@jessnevins) August 2, 2020
So Martin's speech wasn't just racist, transphobic, sexist, and deliberately offensive, although God knows those are enough to earn him a good shunning. It's that he left out all the authors and stories and history that gainsay his preferred version of the genre's history.— Jess Nevins (@jessnevins) August 2, 2020
Navy SEAL Museum in Fort Pierce used “Colin Kaepernick stand-in" for K-9 demonstration at fundraiser last year #BecauseFlorida https://t.co/COHFCeJ3GN pic.twitter.com/EpcELHxrSe— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) August 2, 2020
In another video, after “Navy SEALs and Navy SEAL dogs take down Colin Kaepernick for not standing during National Anthem,” he moans something like, "Oh man, I will stand” #BecauseFlorida https://t.co/uZ3ervZguB pic.twitter.com/6vi1uCGIt5— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) August 2, 2020
— US Navy SEALs (@us_navyseals) August 2, 2020
The first question to Gregg Popovich in this afternoon's pregame Zoom session: Will Marco Belinelli be available today?— Jeff McDonald (@JMcDonald_SAEN) August 2, 2020
This was his answer ๐ pic.twitter.com/AatAoPAHBx
Jonathan Isaac’s jersey sales have skyrocketed after he stood for the National Anthem.— Top Ball Coverage (@TopBallCoverage) August 2, 2020
He is now number two in jerseys sales among players only behind LeBron James. pic.twitter.com/1JLwEPtLG8
If I'm... seeing this correctly, a private boat floats by the Crew Dragon recovery site dozens of miles off the coast of Pensacola, Florida waving a TRUMP campaign flag. pic.twitter.com/cK6b29TysU— Joey Roulette (@joroulette) August 2, 2020
Boaters gatecrash SpaceX's 1st splashdown with astronauts. 'We need to do better,' NASA chief says. https://t.co/zRxiJqZktI pic.twitter.com/gk88ACefmL— SPACE.com (@SPACEdotcom) August 3, 2020
Here's @KappKtsm's full story on the sculptures and where you can see them this weekend. https://t.co/mTatGaYDuy— andra litton (@tornandra) August 1, 2020
Dead people even hate you @realDonaldTrump LMAO ๐ pic.twitter.com/f8p4r5XpnN— lynn smith (@lynnluvseddie) August 1, 2020
— mr brightside (@ex_aItiora) August 2, 2020
Iran is grossly understating Covid19 deaths; The jobs are essential, the workers are not; Fisher Price's "work from home" playset
"In the confrontation between the governments of the US and Iran we are getting crushed with pressures from both sides,” said one doctor https://t.co/SSMZwZRVTp— Jerome Taylor (@JeromeTaylor) August 3, 2020
Terence Davis is a COVID-19 conspiracy theorist so he’s purposely wearing a mask with a hole in it... pic.twitter.com/TkzosKC3J6— Rob (41-24) (4-3) (@Hou5ton4L) August 2, 2020
every single person in this room is wearing a mask except for one person pic.twitter.com/AOB0xnERrV— Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri) August 2, 2020
When Yoenis Cespedes didn't show up today, the Mets sent security to his room. They found it empty. He had taken his belongings, just up and left, and through his agent informed the team mid-game that he was opting out, according to Mets GM Brodie Van Wagenen.— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) August 2, 2020
I haven't gotten over the realization that it's the jobs that are considered essential, while the workers are considered to be fungible.— Michael Hannemann (@mr_hannemann) August 2, 2020
— teri.zin, Fรคttรฉ Mother Mousse ๐น๐น๐ (@intelligentwat) August 2, 2020
If he fights TikTok as successfully as he fought Covid, you'll find it running on your toaster in six weeks with no way to uninstall it.— Elliott Downing (@elliott_downing) August 1, 2020
you know, suddenly it makes a lot of sense now why so much YA dystopia only took place in America with no mention of what was happening with the rest of the world— chloe gong ๐ค (@thechloegong) August 2, 2020
they were all probably just chilling
The perfect toy for 2020 doesn’t exi- pic.twitter.com/XavMaDlXmh— adam.the.creator (@AdamPadilla) August 2, 2020
lol I love 2020 walk-off celebrations so much pic.twitter.com/E890bWoBed— Lucas Dolengowski (@LDolengowski) August 2, 2020
There's a campaign to pressure a Southern California beach town to atone for how it destroyed a resort for Black people
LA Streets, summarizing from various sources:
In 1912, the beachfront site was purchased by Charles and Willa Bruce, who, starting in 1915, built a beach lodge there. By 1920, Bruce’s Beach was a popular destination for Black Angelenos, who were denied access to most Southern California beaches.
The Bruces and their patrons endured harassment and persecution, including from the Ku Klux Klan. In 1924, the city of Manhattan Beach officially voted to seize Bruce’s property via eminent domain, ostensibly to build a park.
By 1927, the resort had been shuttered. The land went undeveloped for decades.
In the 1950s, fearing that Bruce heirs might sue to get their land back, the city developed the site into a park, named Bayview Terrace Park in 1962.
...
Also note that broadly, the civil rights struggle for beach access for communities of color continues today. One example of this is how South Bay cities colluded with Metro to prevent easy direct transit access to beaches; it remains difficult to take a bus from South L.A. to South Bay beaches, though they are only 4-10 miles apart. Metro is planning to someday partially remedy this in its as-yet-unfunded Transit to Trails Plan, but beach access remains an issue.
Today's funny posts
i just think everyone should see this photo of my brother's youth soccer coach whose name was, i kid you not, danny marinara pic.twitter.com/n7Dg7xyvnE— Victoria Edel (@victoriaedel) July 31, 2020
the second you say “family group chat” I know we are not the same— chrysanthemum tran (@chrysanthemvm_) July 19, 2020
Steve Englehart writing a fake-letter as a minister praising his own Doctor Strange run in order to get Stan Lee off his back is still maybe the most Steve Englehart move ever.— Ritesh (@GhosttGray) July 29, 2020
(That he traveled all the way to Boston to mail it in, is just icing on the cake of the story.)
can cats get assimilated— Riker Googling (@RikerGoogling) July 30, 2020
I once designed this thing where a person's screen will gradually fill the more they spoke.— Yatรบ (@thecpe) May 27, 2020
After some time, it would fade out of the color. https://t.co/K7D6I9Lnsf pic.twitter.com/iWSXVLQLuM
If you’ll need me, I’ll be thinking about this promotional still from SORORITY ROW (2009) again. pic.twitter.com/z1aabownNm— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) July 31, 2020
this is such a fucking Ender's Game move https://t.co/YfyGyLzLAQ— Karla Z (@zusty) July 31, 2020
I like edible flowers because you can pretend you’re a monster who eats beauty. pic.twitter.com/gclZWHGOfd— Jana G. Pruden (@jana_pruden) July 30, 2020
can't stop thinking abt this one pic.twitter.com/Kmp8605Rcr— sword ๐ฆ๐ซ Art Raffle @ 8k! (@swordknights) July 29, 2020
danger nibblehttps://t.co/G9SRWOFsyr pic.twitter.com/Wig9CcmpNN— potluck miscreant ๐ฒ๐๐บ (@BinAnimals) July 31, 2020
i drew my favorite animal from memory pic.twitter.com/5OiCB6QaZG— Absinthe ๐ (@AbsintheOTL) July 31, 2020
I’m fascinated by the rules of this game pic.twitter.com/JIIzJKvGOD— btw there's still a pandemic ๐ฃ (@ziyatong) July 31, 2020
#Tardigrade is scratching its back on a bubble— Tardigradopedia (@tardigradopedia) July 31, 2020
Rebecca Stern @RebeccaArielS and Scott Chimileski @socialmicrobes
Harvard Microbial Sciences Initiative @HarvardMSI
This video is among the most amazing tardigrade videos ever. pic.twitter.com/LYChIuRHK3
The implications of this is that tardigrades would love to be petted.— bbk (@bbk_42) July 31, 2020
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Saturday, August 1, 2020
LA Sheriff's say it wasn't them at the party; MLB player's heart has been damaged by Covid19; Geisha with transparent fans instead of masks
Among the drugs Kodak initially will focus on will be hydroxychloroquine. https://t.co/5uYtiyQ9kt— David Wessel (@davidmwessel) August 1, 2020
Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline, we’re 3 months into a Senate investigation to determine exactly how President Clinton’s negligence led to 132 Covid-19 deaths.— Ethan Simon (@ethanisimon) July 31, 2020
Video appears to show maskless LA County Sheriff’s employees arriving at party at Hollywood bar. Approx 100 ppl were expected to attend, @JamesQueallyLAT reports https://t.co/kzApEBGBQo— Matt Hamilton (@MattHjourno) August 1, 2020
Last night LASD was made aware of a video from "Knock LA", alleging members of the Department attending a "party" in Hollywood.— LA County Sheriffs (@LASDHQ) August 1, 2020
The persons identified in the video are not employees of the Sheriff's Department and this event was not hosted by the LASD. https://t.co/ByVjzYQIWc pic.twitter.com/3VCLJLEho9
How hate & blame spreads: two angles on the same mosque (Noorul Islam Masjid on Audley Range, Blackburn).— Miqdaad Versi (@miqdaad) August 1, 2020
The first one to make people think there’s no social distancing, shared 100s of times
The second from the cctv from the mosquehttps://t.co/9kuI8JQ0tQ pic.twitter.com/ymle5PwaLP
BREAKING: Red Sox Chief Baseball Officer Chaim Bloom has announced that pitcher Eduardo Rodriguez has been ruled out for the 2020 season. The 27-year-old lefty developed a heart issue following a bout with COVID-19. #MLB #baseball #Boston #RedSox #breakingnews #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/DGLltcbCMn— WCVB-TV Boston (@WCVB) August 1, 2020
The idea of a bus load of COVID-infected Miami Marlins players riding a bus to Florida as a hurricane approaches the state is one of the most Florida things I can imagine.— Jason Cole (@JasonCole62) August 1, 2020
Geisha, maiko in Kyoto given clear fans instead of face shields as industry adapts to virus https://t.co/fkhNjiVQid— The Mainichi (Japan Daily News) (@themainichi) August 1, 2020
Geisha, maiko in Kyoto given clear fans instead of face shields as industry adapts to virus https://t.co/fkhNjiVQid— The Mainichi (Japan Daily News) (@themainichi) August 1, 2020
Where’s Waldo now feels like a horror movie of enormous crowds not socially distancing or wearing masks on the beach, airport, ski slopes, etc.— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) August 1, 2020
Steven Adams' wife saw the bubble food pics and baked him 2 extra pans of lasagna to bring with him pic.twitter.com/rBne6tOGWM— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) August 1, 2020
The leader of the birther movement won the presidency; Fogger manufacturer objects to use of its product in Portland; Cobra was made up of accountants and orthodontists
Stephen Miller not sharing or offering his pregnant wife the umbrella in the rain is the perfect encapsulation of the selfish, all-about-me priorities of this administration. https://t.co/JvMBHO7JLi— Sam_Page (@Sam_Page) July 31, 2020
This phenomenon is similar to political reporters’ continuing inability or unwillingness to recognize that the leader of the birther movement won the GOP presidential nomination and the presidency. https://t.co/keRDFDuANY— Stan Veuger (@stanveuger) July 31, 2020
Nothing like a Friday news dump. The Navy responded to a year-old email from @McClatchyDC & @KCStar about @EricGreitens' return to service. Among the revelations: The role VP Pence's office played in helping Greitens. https://t.co/z1jkBwbYkK— Bryan Lowry (@BryanLowry3) July 31, 2020
Feels like there’s a more important role he should resign from https://t.co/qrGb4DTwqb— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) August 1, 2020
the last paragraph of this excerpt is important. i'll never forget taking a political science course in grad school that indexed levels of democracy and made the note that american democracy did not truly begin until 1965. which absolutely makes lewis a founding father. https://t.co/NElm55yTIy— bomani (@bomani_jones) July 30, 2020
Clippers’ Doc Rivers closed his media session with this:— Tomer Azarly (@TomerAzarly) July 31, 2020
“The hardest part of the game for me was the kneeling for 2 minutes. In 2 minutes my knee is hurting, yet there was a guy who had his knee on someone’s neck for 8 minutes… That’s nuts when you think about it.” pic.twitter.com/3g7OVwRkZU
The use of these devices against human, which we produce in order to make the world more livable to fight with viruses and deases, is alarming.— White Fog (@WhitefogTurkey) July 30, 2020
The authorities should explain to the public the chemical components of the formulation they uses.
when i left downtown last night there was a “free bibles” truck conspicuously trying to get people to take free bibles. Wake up this morning to conservatives losing their mind on Twitter about Portlanders setting fire to some bibles— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 1, 2020
America in general is to the left of Europe on social issues, but Democrats especially. Find me one European center-left party that thinks undocumented immigrants in their country deserve a path to citizenship. https://t.co/6WCnnzVwWW— Tentin Quarantino (@agraybee) July 30, 2020
the way of actually understanding communism is: imagine if the absolute worst, most petty people in whatever institution you've worked with were in control of *every element of your life*— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) July 31, 2020
do you ever just think about how culturally relavant JRPGs are right now, with themes such as "attack and dethrone god" and "never give up even if everything seems hopeless and the boss only takes 1HP of damage every turn"— sisi ⚡️ ๅงๆ็ช (@six6jiang) July 31, 2020
One of the intresting things about Larry Hamma's Cobra is that so many of them represent higher middle-class fears and identities.— Tom Shapira (@tomshaps) August 1, 2020
Cobra Commander - the used car salesman who think the world owes him more pic.twitter.com/vmmFxB8UYS
Raptor as a bored accountant taking his hobby too seriously pic.twitter.com/9MyJXSh29G— Tom Shapira (@tomshaps) August 1, 2020
Doctor Mindbender is basically your nice neighbour who one day starts watching too much Fox news pic.twitter.com/KSGEwCxyRN— Tom Shapira (@tomshaps) August 1, 2020
Here's how that Nike splitscreen commercial was made
Muse:
The W+K team—working with Pulse Films director Oscar Hudson, Joint editors Peter Wiedensmith and Jessica Baclesse, and the visual effects team at A52—researched 4,000 sports action sequences and chose 72 of them to combine into 36 split-screen moments, where the action on both sides appears to meld into one.
Today's funny posts
guys seriously how fucking shocked were you the first time you saw hors d'oeuvres written out— s*d (@06fordexplorer) July 26, 2020
I'd be way more interested in reading a reported feature on this kid's education than 99% of the "Parenting in the midst of COVID" takes. https://t.co/GcEvuTNHfi— Joseph Flaherty (@josephflaherty) July 31, 2020
Oh no. pic.twitter.com/A93UysbBh8— Alex Pavlovic (@PavlovicNBCS) July 31, 2020
Guys should I spend $12000 to make a movie with B actors entirely through Cameo?— Robby Slowik (@RobbySlowik) July 31, 2020
my main piece of relationship advice is to find someone who is not online like you are. that's my number one wisdom.— LB Hunktears (@hunktears) July 29, 2020
the reason the kennedys are famous is because up until that point they were the most attractive people from ireland. when jfk first came into the scene newspapers people that he was the product of black magic or a swede in disguise. nobody had ever seen an irish six before.— Andrew Durso (@andrew_durso) July 29, 2020
— Joe Kushner (@JoeGKushner) July 28, 2020
The best visual gag is Davy Jones in his bucket with a trail of other buckets behind him. pic.twitter.com/TD72PQWgjz— HeadCleb Maher (@ClebMaher) July 29, 2020
I'd seen GHOSTBUSTERS countless times before but only just noticed this. Watch Egon. pic.twitter.com/eYCcJozkXL— Austin Vashaw (@VforVashaw) November 1, 2016
Paragraphs: an elegant weapon for a more civilised age...— ๐ดodaiwai๐ท๐ด (@ngon1daai6wai6) July 29, 2020
— Amrith Shanbhag ✊๐ฝ (@amrith) July 29, 2020
I have altered your sofa. Pray I don't alter it any further. pic.twitter.com/aWYQKgZcQw— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) May 10, 2017
This stork couple celebrate their first egg....(sound on)— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) July 30, 2020
๐ฅ https://t.co/cg2qt1S0Dl pic.twitter.com/a3AYb0VZ4T
Zuberi the hornbill went on a seal quest pic.twitter.com/p5qNY6Eozq— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) July 30, 2020
my husband and I tried to take pics of our rings and our dog didn’t want to feel left out???? pic.twitter.com/pAQVLEmwBo— Shon (@shonwashed) July 28, 2020
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