Revoltech Hellbat and MGS 3 The Boss figures up for preorder

The Boss's accessories include a small nuclear warhead.

Official 3D-printable Rocky figurine

A new 3D model has dropped on the official Project Hail Mary site. You can now print your own Rocky figurine: a fully articulated action figure or a static version. This is cosmically cool. pic.twitter.com/bJ9xRfWqhb

— Project Hail Mary Updates (@HailMaryLogs) April 2, 2026

The link is at the bottom left. (Their SEO for the official movie site is horrendous.)

Entertainment Earth has an exclusive black and white version of the new Garfield figure (the teddy bear and lasagna are also black and white)

And an alternate expression for Garfield.

Today's news and jokes

A Little Owl was rescued after falling down a chimney. South Essex Wildlife Hospital reported he was "dirty and dehydrated but soon on his way back home". Want to donate to SEWH? southessexwildlife.org/donate Source: fb.com/555952912555... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

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— Owls in Towels (@owls-in-towels.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 4:27 AM

The theory is that the recent game "Baby Steps" is an absurdist, unauthorized sequel to the "Uncharted" series

Detailed here. (Haven't played it, didn't seem like an April Fool's joke)

Making a colorful alien environment scenic base for wargaming miniatures

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Two new video game Humble Bundles

First, "A collection of strategy games of all genres and levels of difficulty" (including Terminator Dark Fate Defiance) starts at three games for $10, and a collection of co-op shooters (including Warhammer Vermintide 2 Collector's Edition) starts at four for $7.