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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

“If at First You Don’t Succeed, Try, Try Again,” by Zen Cho

Monday, April 22, 2019

"Federal appeals court says tire-chalking by parking enforcement officers is unconstitutional"

The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit, in a first-of-its-kind decision, ruled that marking a car’s tires to gather information is a form of trespass requiring a warrant, similar to police attaching a GPS to a vehicle to track a suspected drug dealer.

Brie Larson wearing the Infinity Stones

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I CAN NOT TAKE THIS !!!! @brielarson in IRENE NEUWIRTH thank you thank you @samanthamcmillen_stylist #brielarson #ireneneuwirth #oneofakind #avengersendgame #captainmarvel #infinitystones

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Foreshadowing on the red carpet?! Love this look on Brie Larson at the #AvengersEndgamePremiere! pic.twitter.com/OQQzmAby2j
— Joe Kucharski (@TyrannyOfStyle) April 23, 2019

The Peloton is watching and listening

I know that Orwell references have been doing a lot of heavy lifting but the fact the Peloton coaches can see you in your own living room and address you by name is EXACTLY WINSTON DOING HIS MORNING CALISTHENICS EXCEPT HE DIDN’T HAVE TO PAY FOR A PELOTON.
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) April 22, 2019

me: "have people been writing about peloton privacy issues and I just somehow did not notice???"

*one twitter search later*

AHHHHHHHH pic.twitter.com/bCu7W7ogOo
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) April 22, 2019

From 2017:

It’s also worth noting that the Peloton tablet attached to the bike has a front-facing camera and microphone built into it. Peloton says this can be used for video chatting among members — a feature that almost every single Peloton user I spoke to while writing this story said they’ve never used. How customers feel about the camera and microphone probably depends on whether they’re also the kind of person who covers up their laptop camera and uses encrypted messaging apps, but I’m not embarrassed to say I felt unnerved having a camera aimed at me while I was sweating my way through online classes. One person close to the company told me that Michelle Obama has a Peloton, but it’s been modified, without a camera or microphone. Peloton declined to comment on this at all, as did the press office of Michelle Obama.

Ten funny tweets

4,000 years later and we’re basically back to the same language 😂 pic.twitter.com/uITvYXMEdq
— Dr. Cameron Sepah 🤴🏻 🧝🏻‍♂️ 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🤵🏻 (@DrSepah) April 21, 2019

Who says TikTok is all cringe. Some desi brilliance here 😂 pic.twitter.com/4o8NG2i4Sr
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) April 18, 2019

thinking about the time the lady in front of me at subway told the sandwich artist to “run it through the garden”
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) April 19, 2019

imagine baking fucked up bread ONCE when you’re in a huge rush and centuries later your descendants are still gathering once a year to discuss how fucked that bread was
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) April 20, 2019

we were bored so... 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣 pic.twitter.com/8umTWsNBlo
— c u r t i s 🎸 (@_justcurtis) April 20, 2019

편하게 드세요 pic.twitter.com/ok7rJ4blrX
— 🎗🍷ᶜʰᵃᵗᵉᵃᵘ ℳargaux🍷🎗 (@Chateau_Margaux) March 29, 2019

I’m crying LOL what is he doing

My boi is impersonating a Sphinx and optical illusion at the same time I’m so proud pic.twitter.com/jFk1qnmfrm
— Charleemanderz@Sakura-Con (@Charleemanderz) April 17, 2019