Ten funny tweets

if you’re ever feeling down just remember that whenever baby groot is standing on someone’s shoulder he holds onto their ear for balance pic.twitter.com/OwAIOIr1Pq

— t (@peterquillsI) June 13, 2019

Pakistan's ruling party shared a government live on Facebook, but accidentally added a cat filter onto it. This was the result. 🐱https://t.co/9r2TTLagJt

— News18.com (@news18dotcom) June 15, 2019

Got to my dad’s house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes “and I have a guacamole ball” what’s a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.

— airhead mere (@merestromb) June 9, 2019

Someday a Miss Dinosaurland will embrace the novelty of being called "Miss Dinosaurland." pic.twitter.com/YLEh28xwrg

— A. Koford (@apelad) June 13, 2019

the Raptors are 0.5 seconds away from the title. But first! Imagine Dragons.

— Tim Murphy (@timothypmurphy) June 14, 2019

“Tryna get that Larry O’B” tattooed on my neck

— Elena Bergeron (@ElenaBergeron) June 14, 2019

Some said he'd never win a title.
Some said he was washed up.
But he kept grinding.
He kept going.

Now, Jeremy Lin is an NBA Champion. pic.twitter.com/eP2F0J6Wt5

— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) June 14, 2019

Fun fact: Larry O’Brien—the former NBA commissioner who the championship trophy is named after—once had his office broken into which started...Watergate

— Insanul Ahmed (@Incilin) June 14, 2019

Whatever happens in the NBA finals tonight, this is what Marc Gasol looked like in high school and we all must respect that pic.twitter.com/yRMUeuWdsW

— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) June 13, 2019

Waffles loves for me to pet his paws, whenever I stop he gets serious, and whenever I pet him he smiles 😂😍 pic.twitter.com/Y5P3L96OFz

— Tiffany (@Tiffaaaaanyx3) June 14, 2019

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Endgame Hulk S.H.Figuarts Exclusive figure available for preorder

Does not seem to come with a smiling face or a cardigan.

"Pathologic 2 begins at the end of a failed playthrough"

Mike Suskie for GC:

Dead bodies line the streets, soldiers are rounding up what few survivors remain, and the authorities seem ready to raze the town to prevent the spread of the pandemic. Our protagonist – Artemy Burakh, a surgeon – believes a cure can still be produced, but needs more time.

He gets that time, as Pathologic 2 then rewinds twelve days and grants us the opportunity to steer Artemy in the direction of (hopefully) saving the town. Those opening images continue to linger, however, as showing us how this story can potentially end lends the proceedings a sense of inevitable, impending doom.

If players hope to protect the town, they must first protect themselves. Pathologic 2 is a first-person survival game, and this manifests in the usual sense of having to monitor meters for hunger, thirst, energy, and so forth. But whereas most modern survival titles center on hunting and crafting, Pathologic 2 is set – at least initially – in a thriving community where the materials we need are bought or exchanged for work. As circumstances grow more desperate, the barriers of society begin to crumble, and players will likely need to begin stealing, looting, and even killing to obtain what they need.

The First Order in the style of Futurama (Star Wars roundup)

Futurama style pic.twitter.com/wEbiA3MwhI

— Aldo-n-canp (@aldonsanp) June 16, 2019

New sofa #dolls #kyloren #generalhux pic.twitter.com/WJMUlqxFEJ

— Aldo-n-canp (@aldonsanp) May 10, 2019

Kylo messing around #dolls #kyloren #generalhux pic.twitter.com/P8mceShPgJ

— Aldo-n-canp (@aldonsanp) May 15, 2019

The Force is strong with you young one

cr: https://t.co/MVCm426zV7 pic.twitter.com/Gflia9vHlP

— Memo (@sithreepio_) June 13, 2019

Is she a red guard, is she padme in disguise.. she’ll never say. pic.twitter.com/wMX4AasCLe

— Damfino ⍟⃝ (@LadyDamfino) June 8, 2019

This place is craaaazy! Love it #GalaxysEdge pic.twitter.com/1HCVlQW7Fo

— Paul Briggs (@_paul_briggs_) June 16, 2019

One of my favorite things in #GalaxysEdge pic.twitter.com/l8WiuJxPTU

— Paul Briggs (@_paul_briggs_) June 17, 2019

Nats president's race included "speeder" bikes and a forest trooper on Star Wars day pic.twitter.com/zpsKoDD4u7

— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) June 15, 2019

pic.twitter.com/ST3GlqZ3Qm

— Net Hitter (@Hit_the_net_) June 15, 2019

Star Wars-themed wallpapers for Apple Watch

I needed my Apple Watch to feel more appropriate for my Batuu adventure, so I made these four wallpapers: https://t.co/zvG5QJxIzE pic.twitter.com/AodX2eZu5c

— Louie Mantia Jr. (@Mantia) June 17, 2019

Also:

This is the best use for an Apple watch 😂👍
Credit to Nstalgic pic.twitter.com/buUSPmswAc

— 𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖆 ✣ 𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉 🌑 (@VPestilenZ) June 15, 2019

https://t.co/IS8wbl4Nja

— 𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖆 ✣ 𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉 🌑 (@VPestilenZ) June 15, 2019

Repainted Space Marine Funko Pops

Logan Grimnar has done the best Funko Pop conversion yet.
Shame it’s a Ultramarine but still amazing 😉 pic.twitter.com/s6BMEkuhFh

— Dan Carey (@DanCarey1982) June 15, 2019

#miniaturemonday #miniaturepainting #warmongers#FunkoPop #PaintingWarhammer pic.twitter.com/VMAWf5VeW0

— Vidpui (@vidpui) June 16, 2019

Saturday I found time to paint my #funkopop spacemarine as an #ironravens space marine to match my army, he will now be my army mascot on my desk. I know of a couple of other Funko repaints out there but I can’t wait to see more. pic.twitter.com/Enhl6OLGuh

— Paul Norton (@ajuntapaulpal) May 28, 2019

Space Wolf Pack Leader #paintingwarhammer #funkopop #warhammer40k #miniaturemonday #warmongers #vidpui #spacewolves #spacemarines #customfunko pic.twitter.com/maT2L1ISzZ

— Krispee Knickerz (@vidpui) May 13, 2019

Just finished painting up my #FunkoPOP Ultramarine that I picked up at Warhammer Fest. Great fun to paint; kudos to @TheKaiserMakes for such a cool design. This is going to live proudly on my desk at work! #PaintingWarhammer #FunkoPOP #FunkoPOPNews pic.twitter.com/62N5LIbCHH

— Nick Bayton (@nick_bayton) May 18, 2019

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So one day re paints of my blood Angel #popgames mini !#paintingforgeworld #forgeworld #paintingwarhammer #gamesworkshop #warhammerofficial #hardforheresy #horusheresy #warhammer30k #30k #hobby #hobbylobby #paintingminis #sanguinius #bloodangels #bloodangels30k #geek #nerd #tabletopwargames #painting #warhammer40k #warhammer #40k #wargames #tabletopwargames

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Art roundup

Coming to racks in September :) thanks to @HeavyMetalInk for the amazing opportunity. pic.twitter.com/jVLm87Oxb3

— Nick Pyle™ (@Nick_Pyle) June 13, 2019

Vanta VI pic.twitter.com/HGTnULzOgM

— Nick Pyle™ (@Nick_Pyle) June 11, 2019

These business cards of movie characters are right up our street. More amazingness from @Dorothy_UK pic.twitter.com/0CxA3lVumh

— Bands FC (@_Bands_FC) June 13, 2019

Bowie
Home ⚡️Away pic.twitter.com/bNt2l74Rz3

— Bands FC (@_Bands_FC) January 10, 2019

Alien by Tom Walker Illustration
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• 24” x 36”, limited edition
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• 14 Colors
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• Printed on Mist Legion 100 LB Paper
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• Printed for @BottleneckNYC
.#alien #bottleneckgallery #ripley #xenomorph #alienanthology #sigourneyweaver #screenprint #tomwalkerillustration #vgkids pic.twitter.com/FoVov4HcKO

— VGKIDS (@vgkids) June 14, 2019

I want to mail you a souvenir from Antarctica!

I photographed a smiling tardigrade waving hello while in Antarctica. This little friend was found literally living inside a glacier.

5” signed print available for $5+ patrons until August 15. Grab one here: https://t.co/a1Jt8PU8FF pic.twitter.com/tpe3krZIqV

— Ariel Waldman (@arielwaldman) June 13, 2019

Cindy 🕸🌙✨ pic.twitter.com/C68Cf83whO

— Jen Bartel (@heyjenbartel) June 15, 2019

Rad Silk design by @heyjenbartel pic.twitter.com/jvlWiHp99k

— Paul Reinwand (@paulreinwand) June 16, 2019

*Buy Silk toys at Amazon.

Ten funny tweets

My dad had a new radiator fitted, then realised you could no longer open the drawer. So he remade the drawer like this to correct his mistake. This sort of thing explains a lot of my upbringing. pic.twitter.com/rDQXMA7aaX

— That Elise (@pageantmalarkey) June 14, 2019

The true urban crisis. All the Target checkouts are down nationwide and we might die here pic.twitter.com/HUMpdYYKYm

— Faith Heaton Jolley (@FaithHJolley) June 15, 2019

The Instagram influencers were on the front lines of FyreFest. At #TargetApocalypse, it was the moms. https://t.co/8sB7C3CpxJ

— katie rosman (@katierosman) June 15, 2019

every 6 months a "Buckle Up, Chucklefucks, Here Comes Some Epic Snarkery" twitter dipshit learns about H.P. Lovecraft and we have to cancel him over and over and over as if we're trapped in one of his nightmare dimensions

— italo disco calvino (@corgzone) June 14, 2019

Muncy wearing the “go get it out of the ocean” shirt pic.twitter.com/9TvwYtpX5z

— Julia (@Hey_itsjuls) June 14, 2019

Here's the thing: Ted Coconis is a brilliant artist with an amazing career whose work rewards those who seek it out. Did he ever read the Princess Bride though? Probably not. pic.twitter.com/9jAjTO0SH4

— A. Koford (@apelad) June 14, 2019

My favorite Pokémon pic.twitter.com/nG0hVNtBMT

— Frank & Becky (@beckyandfrank) June 8, 2019

How did alphabet books deal with the letter X before the rise of x-rays and xylophones? We've picked out some of the best examples: https://t.co/5GL8ESWjKg pic.twitter.com/U2XGljt9VO

— Public Domain Review (@PublicDomainRev) June 15, 2019

They chased me all the way around the orchard. Imagine me, box of prospectuses in my hand, running for my life. 🦆🦆🦆 pic.twitter.com/QmcoFGyq3f

— Dr. Marchella Ward (@LuxMea) June 14, 2019

Didn’t know the ending wasn’t on there. Oops pic.twitter.com/e5QrRuzhBt

— Unruly Kyle (@unrulyceo1) June 15, 2019

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"I am already hopelessly obsessed with Watch Dogs Legion's NPCs"

Christopher Livingston:

A citizen who once fought off muggers after being stabbed does more damage when he's at low health, but has -20% health to begin with, indicating he never fully recovered from his injury but the experience left him more dangerous when he's hurt. Another bio states that the NPC received 22 stitches from a fight with an Albion guard, and so he does +45% damage against Albion (probably due to his grudge) but has a 30% longer wanted time (presumably because of his identifiable scar).

And a citizen named Lynn Davis once resuscitated her uncle by punching him in the heart. She does +200% melee damage. Lady can punch people into and out of unconsciousness.

...

There's even an adrenaline junkie who has a trait of +100% damage but has a secondary trait of may die randomly.

*Watch Dogs Legion Steelbook Edition is available for preorder at Amazon.

"so, this is what happens if you break the [Galaxy's Edge] Millennium Falcon" (Star Wars roundup)

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so, this is what happens if you break the Millennium Falcon. Looks like we bounded outside of the galaxy and into Kansas. #millenniumfalcon #galaxysedge

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All is right at the galaxy’s edge at this precise moment. #StarWars #GalaxysEdge pic.twitter.com/a24JU7eDWo

— Parks And Cons (@ParksAndCons) June 4, 2019

I have the greatest daughter in the whole galaxy . 🖤🌑💫 #GalaxysEdge #StarWars #KyloRen pic.twitter.com/MTl2CXMfxW

— Mimi (@itsmimihate) June 5, 2019

I hope you can hear the little boy who was in a praetorian guard outfit who shouted “KYLO REN!!” pic.twitter.com/W5uQrDpdI2

— Who Talks First @ Romantic Fantasy Land (@WhoTaIksFirst) June 15, 2019

god will anything be more funny than masochist kylo in the tfa lego game and the fact that adam did the voice-over pic.twitter.com/jaFiCEEakp

— 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖆𝖑𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖓 👑 (@brehaorganas) August 18, 2018

I appreciate these panels in the TLJ comic a LOT. pic.twitter.com/gbqP4sClvY

— Nedi 💖💛💙 (@nedi_nerfherder) June 14, 2019

GUYS OMG IM DEAD ITS BB8 pic.twitter.com/EifPXOZWHQ

— ✨ 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒 ✨ (@reylomyhalo) June 15, 2019

GUYS THERES A PORG IN HIS POCKET pic.twitter.com/RVJcLW4LJt

— ✨ 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒 ✨ (@reylomyhalo) June 15, 2019

Not sure who it was- but I remember a Lucasfilm employee (Pablo?) when asked if Barriss became an inquisitor, said they didn’t think Anakin/Vader would’ve let her live after what she did to Ahsoka https://t.co/qYEdrMN5rL

— Nedi 💖💛💙 (@nedi_nerfherder) June 15, 2019

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Video game roundup

#RebelGalaxyOutlaw Post-PAX explosion work concluded! It's not 100% ship-ready, but it's much improved from where we were. I feel like this compares very favorably to the capship explosions in other games. :D pic.twitter.com/8jfUrwfDxo

— Howie Day (@howieeday) September 11, 2018

Much updated VFX engine flares in #WingCommander cockpit #lowres #Pixelart update! Also new cockpit art, and in-game explosions. EXTRA Toasty. pic.twitter.com/SWCmulZq4v

— Howie Day (@howieeday) June 14, 2019

POINT AND CLICK - ADVENTURE#screenshotsaturday pic.twitter.com/0Wu7xEgMVJ

— Tim Garbos 🏌️⚽🕳️ (@timgarbos) June 9, 2019

fucked up that nobody's ever made a star trek game with a rockstar or ubisoft style brawling system. big theatrical throws. hitting an andorian with both of your hands with a big overhead axe swing. vulcan neck pinches. big, clunky, old style television choreography

— Cass Marshall (@RequineGG) June 8, 2019

That Death Stranding ladder: can't stop thinking of this rotter pic.twitter.com/rzGfUAH4Ph

— Pete Donaldson (@petedonaldson) May 30, 2019

It’s been a while! Here is a first look at our next game @mazemachina. Maze Machina is a turn based swiping puzzler, in which you play a cursed hero trapped in an ever changing mechanical maze. Art by @pigsell, Audio by https://t.co/yya7SmFAKG.https://t.co/TH08ZC9miU

— TiNYTOUCHTALES (@tinytouchtales) June 15, 2019

#FridayFeeling the #ControlRemedy way pic.twitter.com/L7vxbhyT2G

— Control (@ControlRemedy) May 31, 2019

Security at #E3 are not letting us take pictures of the hallway cause @E3 officially opens up tomorrow. But we can let you know the place is filled with Control art and banners. Here is some Control art up on the walls of the meeting rooms #ControlRemedy #E32019 pic.twitter.com/TEu31OCanu

— Control (@ControlRemedy) June 10, 2019

I just played #Control and I am obsessed with the world, all it’s details, and it’s intuitive yet creative combat system. Can’t wait to get my hands on the full thing. pic.twitter.com/jaAYCjEjCh

— Janet Garcia 🎮✨ (@Gameonysus) June 14, 2019

I just ran an errand in hauntingly boring office building in an isolated business park and I couldn’t be more stoked for @ControlRemedy. Video games have shown me enough spaceship hallways and abandoned military bases. Give me brutalist facility horror that subverts the mundane. pic.twitter.com/OgCvhjjOzs

— Max Scoville (@MaxScoville) June 14, 2019

I feel like not enough people are talking about @remedygames' CONTROL. This game looks extremely weird and slick. Surreal brutalist facility horror is exactly what I want after watching Chernobyl. pic.twitter.com/778Y5dmiCt

— Max Scoville (@MaxScoville) June 3, 2019

The Art of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is 35% off

"The official behind-the-scenes book of concept, production, and post-production art for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" is $25 for preorder right now at Amazon.