Saturday, June 27, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Napoleon Bonaparte made his servants break in his shoes before he wore them. His entire wardrobe was two different outfits repeated. When he arrived at St Helena he had a meltdown about the house smelling like paint. His stare was so unnerving other heads of state believed it was magical.

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— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) June 26, 2026 at 11:33 AM

this thread is brought to you by the time i told my partner about how napoleon sounded "fascinating" and he replied "no he just sounds autistic" and i then spent several hours trying to prove him wrong and only ended up compiling a list of various sensitivities he had or rigid routines he kept

— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social) June 26, 2026 at 12:42 PM


Not fact-checking any of this, those are the first and last parts of a long thread

Nextwave Machine Man custom action figure

Friday, June 26, 2026

The top pick in the NHL draft wore wolf clan pins








A Tr’ondëk Hwëch’in First Nation citizen

Jeff the Land shark Blokees model (and other new Blokees models) up for preorder

Big mix of characters in this batch, including Marvel Rivals Sue Storm, Harley Quinn (not sure what this look is based on), Shattered Glass Optimus, and several more more.

New Humble Bundle featuring fighting video games

Starts at five games and five coupons for $5.

Today's news and jokes



Weirdly illustrated math book (art roundup)