I picked up Spider-Man: Life Story and Doctor Aphra Vol. 6 (both are less then 99 cents an issue right now).
Sunday, March 29, 2020
Subway meal deal includes free mask (quaranzine)
lmao hell yeah pic.twitter.com/VJRyB0JTzl— crunk badonkadonk aaron (@Bertovo) March 29, 2020
Thank you for expressing your concerns. We took immediate action to address this on a local level & the sign has been removed. This sign does not reflect our brand values & the great work being done by our dedicated franchise network during this difficult time.— Subway Listens (@SubwayListens) March 27, 2020
— ๐eff ๐orell (@JeffGorell) March 29, 2020
Somehow this is far more scary than the Javits Center Hospital: https://t.co/NYl2T8drwj— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) March 29, 2020
Just back from a walk, finished at the cemetery gates. Locked for the foreseeable future, with an ominous "Covid kills" sign hung on them.— timpelan (@johnneyred) March 29, 2020
— Paul Lukas (@UniWatch) March 29, 2020
The hand-washing aspect of the Bodhisattva Avalokiteลvara pic.twitter.com/cRJzekD8Hf— Brendan O'Kane (@bokane) March 29, 2020
calling it Corona instead of SARS2 makes our underpreparedness seem less embarrassing since epidemiologists have been saying "better watch out for the next SARS for 17 years— Mlxebz (@Mlxebz) March 27, 2020
“Reckless idiot with no mask!” — ๐ฏ๐ต Japanese government poster from 1919 urging citizens to wear their face masks to counter the spread of the Spanish flu. pic.twitter.com/DPN3m7FhE8— Propagandopolis (@propagandopolis) February 28, 2020
A neighbour is blowing bubbles from their garden. Great, whimsical little flying blisters of plague.— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) March 24, 2020
There's a global shortage of face masks.— Danielle Paquette (@DPAQreport) March 29, 2020
Nigerian fashion designers are sewing substitutes with glitter and rhinestones:https://t.co/rMAjydChRK pic.twitter.com/U787rfv8El
need everyone to see this sign at my neighborhood strip club pic.twitter.com/Hnmlxtkov9— katherine fitzgerald ๐ต (@kfitz134) March 29, 2020
Ten funny tweets
Who needs a picture of my cat napping with a sweet potato in a salad bowl this morning? pic.twitter.com/i6d80QOpAQ— Lisa Gabriele (@lisagabrieletv) December 21, 2018
on a zoom call going down the line sharing what we’d order if we were at a chili’s rn... we really do be suffering pic.twitter.com/Ve8h9EQXnd— Connor Perrett (@connorperrett) March 27, 2020
Why are they wearing the same skirt? https://t.co/VBI6WAP7My— Sisa (@Titanbaddie) March 28, 2020
A little moment of joy for you. pic.twitter.com/061tvSz6jH— ๐จ๐๐ค๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐๐ค ๐งผ (@ziyatong) March 27, 2020
The funniest thing I’ve seen today ๐ pic.twitter.com/4AuUKkRkRn— Animals Being Jerks (@MeanAnimals) March 28, 2020
thinking about how 'Dionysos', the name of the Greek god of wine, fertility and ecstasy, is the origin of 'Dennis'— Danny Bate (@DannyBate4) March 28, 2020
Slow reaction pic.twitter.com/py3gdSbIPE— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) March 28, 2020
was watching a true crime show whilst baking today and one of the detectives described the suspect visiting the "seedy section" of the Target store. I know what you're thinking. Target has a "seedy" section? what does that even mean?— Kitty Wenham-Ross (@kittywenham) March 28, 2020
reader, I forgot that CDs used to exist
Hope you guys are getting those home workouts in! pic.twitter.com/fRvtx0DRpK— TmarTn (@TmarTn) March 25, 2020
I was bored. pic.twitter.com/bVoC0hyNzC— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) March 27, 2020
*More funny posts.
Star Wars costumes and satanic locations in Animal Crossing
Kylo Ren is My Boy. Here is a coat inspired by him. I'm super happy with how it turned out. :D #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/EfvUhndQPn— Grey Liliy (@greyliliy) March 26, 2020
welcome to my star wars costume exhibit #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/iIz99Ph9yj— Kierqe I #WheresRover (@kierqe) March 28, 2020
i have decided to have a feud with blathers so i have set up all my bugs, fishes, and fossils in front of his building. come visit jonny’s museum instead :) pic.twitter.com/qfOULPRrhl— jonny sun (@jonnysun) March 25, 2020
— ใใใกใใ@ใฏใชใผใใใคใ4/12、ใใใฑ๐4/29、ใใซใซๆจชๆต6/12 (@shinch0m) March 23, 2020
I've taken some knocks, but I got to the beach and turns out BTs are actually nice. Got some wallpaper #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/G19yFLbAxa— Kyle (@kyledrawsdaily) March 28, 2020
— Hamish Steele (@hamishsteele) March 27, 2020
Almost enough spiders pic.twitter.com/Nwf2HuuHOL— Jenny Nicholson don't talk to me about Sonic (@JennyENicholson) March 25, 2020
the fact that this no aerosol can sign exists implies that 9/11 or an equivalent event happened in animal crossing pic.twitter.com/XSZkaXy1BF— self-quarantined bernie ๐ (@post_hog) March 26, 2020
Come in pic.twitter.com/Wghtla7LsP— Olly Moss (@ollymoss) March 27, 2020
I may have panicked slightly when @jameshamilton lured me into his back room. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH pic.twitter.com/PZ8SISZO0D— Tobi Wilson #1 Fan Account, not affiliated w/ tobi (@tobiwilson56) March 26, 2020
หขแตแตแตแตโฟแต สฐแตหกแต แตแต https://t.co/zDWXljbm9T— Roald from Animal Crossing (@AC_Roald) March 24, 2020
I call this look 'widow of an eccentric millionaire who died under mysterious circumstances' #AnimalCrossing pic.twitter.com/yiCV4nFtL2— Alexandria Neonakis (@Beavs) March 27, 2020
timeskipped too far in animal crossing. weeds everywhere. neighbors' houses gray and empty. the museum's roof fell in. only the cracked foundation of nook's store remains. the seas have pulled far away from the shore and something out there on the new plains is large, and moving.— the duchess of wifi (@WarrenIsDead) March 25, 2020
— Ignacio Cage ใดใด (@toroco14) March 22, 2020
*Buy Animal Crossing at Amazon.
You can temporarily pump your own gas in Oregon now (quaranzine)
Oregon fire marshal temporarily allows for self-service gas https://t.co/pN4N3Uje4g— The Register-Guard (@registerguard) March 28, 2020
Driving around Las Vegas right now is an eerie experience. pic.twitter.com/NzcGI2HRpQ— Chris Ainsworth (@driph) March 28, 2020
One thing my sci-fi brain did not see coming is spending the year 2020 trying desperately to get a delivery slot for eggs and bread on 3 screens and 6 browsers like an elite hacker on a CSI spinoff.— Aaron Stewart-Ahn (@somebadideas) March 29, 2020
This picture is from 3pm today.— Travis Akers (@travisakers) March 28, 2020
You can see exactly where Duval County ends and St. John’s County begins.
All beaches in Duval are closed, while St. John’s only blocked parking at the beach.
Gov. DeSantis needs to order a state-wide closure of all Florida beaches. pic.twitter.com/JfKzCGCPLq
Shevchenko Park in central Kyiv being sprayed (presumably with some sort of disinfectant) today as part of coronavirus lockdown pic.twitter.com/5YNJfh06Ij— Jonah Fisher (@JonahFisherBBC) March 28, 2020
Thinking about making a hundred bucks writing an article about how the inscrutable Confucian cultures of the East allows them to create and wear a piece of cloth attached to a string unlike the Christian West.— Starfish Who Is Frankly Freaking Out Right Now (@IRHotTakes) March 28, 2020
Instagram vs. Reality pic.twitter.com/OjqkepRWRl— Shannon Bream (@ShannonBream) March 26, 2020
man it is SOME kind of night for Ohio evening news pic.twitter.com/qoI56ubFrv— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 27, 2020
If you wanna celebrate COVID-19 birthday through VC with friends and family check out the @snapchat filter I made yesterday:https://t.co/908nmo7WXu— agatha • แด • (@eggbadger) March 28, 2020
or look up "the cake is a lie" on #snapcamera ๐ฅณ pic.twitter.com/lBeeXP1i9V
On my outdoor excursion, I was approaching a bubble family consisting of 3 children who were scattered all over the walking path. The father saw me and shouted “BUBBLE FORMATION” and all children immediately snapped back into close contact, 2 metres from me. That’s parenting.— Sean Hogan (@SeanHoganNZ) March 28, 2020
Saturday, March 28, 2020
Pitbull's pandemic anthem (quaranzine)
Let’s show the world, how powerful it is when we come together to fight for one cause - that’s called life (I Believe We Will Win). pic.twitter.com/tyDTYDrYSr— Pitbull (@pitbull) March 28, 2020
India's coronavirus heroes come under attack, with doctors, nurses, delivery boys and airline staff facing threats, beatings and even evictions at the hands of panicked residents. @aishwaryak03, @VishalManve12, @jaleesandrabi & I report for @AFP https://t.co/oLj76TiHJC via @Yahoo— Ammu Kannampilly (@akannampilly) March 27, 2020
Trump is now at the highest approval rating since the first week of his presidency. At some point we could think about forming a counterbalancing political grouping to publicly challenge the President's lies and mishandling of the crisis, maybe even offer solutions of their own. pic.twitter.com/veQlmRv8yv— Pinboard ๐ท (@Pinboard) March 27, 2020
I think we're about to see how trickle down economics fares against trickle up poverty.— Cheryl Lynn Eaton (@cheryllynneaton) March 26, 2020
the local mutual aid group is slowly starting to resemble a starter town in an rpg that only has the worst and most boring fetch quests— ▀▀▀▀▀▀ (@immolations) March 26, 2020
We’ve been getting sores on our ears from continually wearing a mask - this is such a useful tip! pic.twitter.com/5CPLscFCrp— NurseKelsey (@nursekelsey) March 26, 2020
I want to be clear that as an outside observer this is what I recognise most obviously as "british culture" https://t.co/F88ACxuhtt— Stephen Buranyi (@stephenburanyi) March 28, 2020
— Hackster.io (@Hacksterio) March 27, 2020
I totally approve of my FedEx delivery person’s approach to avoiding close contact. They saw we were home, so just left the package and signed for it themselves as... ๐๐❤️ pic.twitter.com/FeO00KduDX— DHH (@dhh) March 26, 2020
Please, God, someone do a sport so my boyfriend will stop talking about his sourdough starter— Olga Khazan (@olgakhazan) March 26, 2020
From my wishlist, Night Heron is one of the Kindle deals of the day
$2.99 at Amazon:
"The must-read thriller of the year."―NPR Books
"One of the best and most compulsively readable spy-fiction debuts in years."―Kirkus
You shove coins into the nostrils of this piggy bank
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba Inosuke Piggy Bank available for preorder.
Today's funny posts
A couple of the Pekin Bantams had dirty feet (malteser toes!) so they had a bath ๐— Lewis Dr Chicken (@DrChicken) March 27, 2020
It’s important to check feather-footed birds regularly as they can easily get clogged; if they do, just give them a soak in warm water pic.twitter.com/WOhkHIcBR6
In four months, don't forget to put the tape back over your webcam.— Eliot in excelsior (@eliot) March 27, 2020
Sometimes you see a sign that gives you true hope and lifts your spirits and makes your heart swell. This is community. pic.twitter.com/hnEfl2TAoE— Claire Zulkey (@Zulkey) March 27, 2020
When you are a grumpy, cold hearted assassin and your girlfriend is an innocent princess. pic.twitter.com/Z3G8pc48d8— A happier day (@AHappierDay) March 13, 2020
If you disagree with something I tweet please feel free to venmo me $20 to reply to me. If you venmo me $50 I will read your reply. For $100 I will respond. For $200 I will respond with something that is not "I don't know how to read"— Kendra ๐ (@kendrawcandraw) March 26, 2020
Baby dino is learning to walk pic.twitter.com/uzemfshP31— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 26, 2020
my boyfriend has been wearing sweats so much he has started calling normal pants... "hard pants"— David Mack (@davidmackau) March 26, 2020
Well if this isn’t a real life Timon and Pumbaa! During the @CincinnatiZoo closure their red river hog, Sir Francis Bacon, visited the meerkats. https://t.co/Kd3HD20QDA pic.twitter.com/30StpAFvKV— Good Morning America (@GMA) March 26, 2020
Sometimes my cat walks around with my slipper like he’s wearing it pic.twitter.com/8PZKssZyfq— KฮTY (@Dope_chakra) March 26, 2020
*More funny posts.
"Train conductor killed, at least 16 hurt in New York City subway fire"
"A statement from the Metropolitan Transportation Authority said it is offering an up to $50,000 for information leading to an arrest."
The City:
Multiple sources told THE CITY that authorities discovered a charred shopping cart with a possible accelerant inside the second car of a northbound No. 2 train that filled with smoke and flames as it pulled into the Central Park North-110th Street station at 3:14 a.m — around the same time as three other fires in and around the subway system.
...
the incidents rattled workers, who said they feel more exposed amid the pandemic
Using a mobility ball to go on a date (quaranzine)
How to date during Quarantine (PART 3) pic.twitter.com/2ER4UX4FN0— Jeremy Cohen (@jerm_cohen) March 27, 2020
— Anthony Fantano Updates (@theneedledrop) March 26, 2020
Beshear is doing some straight talk with people on the southern border of Kentucky (the border with Tennessee). He says "our neighbors from the south, in many instances, have not." He says people shouldn't go to Tennessee for anything other than work, groceries or helping.— Daniel Desrochers (@drdesrochers) March 27, 2020
๐จNEGATIVE OIL PRICES๐จIn an obscure corner of the American physical oil market, crude prices have turned negative -- producers are actually paying consumers to take away the black stuff | #OOTT with @vtobben https://t.co/up0pQZUIMR— Javier Blas (@JavierBlas) March 27, 2020
COVID-19 is hindering in the swearing in ceremony for the second person who is supposed to join Space Force @SpaceForceCSO says.— Lee Hudson (@LeeHudson_) March 27, 2020
Your quarantine vibe is the tagline from the highest grossing movie the week you were born. GO— Nicole Siegel (@NSiegel_DC) March 26, 2020
feliz cumpleaรฑos ๐ฐ made a birthday poster for a party that will now be virtual ๐ฅณ https://t.co/c2oyBhvsHV #b3d #stayhome pic.twitter.com/lybLWf36AE— agatha • แด • (@eggbadger) March 27, 2020
— WalshyInMadrid (@WalshyInMadrid) March 28, 2020
Lol that ain’t even enough to mind my business https://t.co/6kYd5LtB8R— 99 Rhyno (@AntEscrow) March 27, 2020
Just to be safe, I’m also avoiding eye contact.— Jinkx Monsoon (@JinkxMonsoon) March 26, 2020
he's so serious ๐ like i'm trying to work here— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) March 27, 2020
(briannastorey : tiktok) pic.twitter.com/GH6CtJuOR5
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