Today's funny posts

Ring Wraith casual pic.twitter.com/00XXetOX44

— SPOOKY BITCH (@gotholi) October 25, 2020

Ironically, Twitter links about the polarizing effects of Facebook are eight times more radicalizing for liberals https://t.co/LMjZVrboXj

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) October 26, 2020

Now that it's been established the Moon is a maritime domain, the case is stronger than ever for naval ranks for the Space Force.

— Phil Ewing (@philewing) October 26, 2020

Like what the hell, mom pic.twitter.com/CvTRp2uE4m

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) October 26, 2020

back in my day we didn’t have “DMs”, we had to rely on the whims of our forcebond to connect me, a scavenger, with my sworn enemy when he’s just done arm day

— the noodle agenda (@bobaheadshark) October 26, 2020

sorting through #fieldwork photos & i think this one I took of a colleague in her poop coat on Bird Island, Mass really captures the glamor of working in a seabird colony pic.twitter.com/uKwZVL80nS

— Paige Byerly (@paigebyerly) October 25, 2020

Battle breaks out between Trump supporters and teenagers 😂 pic.twitter.com/1gMmzuA3BA

— ELIJAH SCHAFFER (@ElijahSchaffer) October 24, 2020

Stop whatever you’re doing and watch the best thing you’ll see today 💕 pic.twitter.com/kY3wH6CIKB

— Amrith (@amrith) October 25, 2020

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— Molly (@Molly_Kats) October 27, 2020

Beep beep 🛒🛒🛒 pic.twitter.com/6WEzILGV6I

— Kate Beaton (@beatonna) October 25, 2020

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"Why ‘Get Shorty’ Is One of the Best Crime Comedies Ever"

Collider:

After a quarter century, Get Shorty remains one of the most pleasant moviegoing experiences I’ve ever had.

Peyton Manning's "Detail" segments should always be half-joking attacks on Tom Brady

Nothing gets by Peyton, especially when it comes to @TomBrady getting a little too much credit. 😂#DETAIL: https://t.co/wZvh0BpmZO pic.twitter.com/IVe2Ad4ISB

— NFL Films (@NFLFilms) October 27, 2020

"Maersk-Chartered Boxship Cuts Greek Minesweeper in Half"

Maritime-Executive:

Like many minesweepers, she was constructed of nonmetallic material (fiberglass) in order to reduce her magnetic signature. 

Photos taken just after the collision appear to show that the 50,000 dwt Launceston struck Kallisto amidships on the port side and cut her in half. Kallisto's back deck and stern drifted away and sank, and the surviving forward half of the ship took on a heavy list.

Long term followers of this account will be under no illusions as to the bad things that can happen when military vessels tangle with commercial shipping.

I think we can assume the captain of HS Kallisto here is not a fan. pic.twitter.com/OpwIcDqKmz

— Dreadnought Holiday (@TheDreadShips) October 27, 2020

For reference, in happier times HS Kallisto looked like this.

You'll notice it's a lot longer.

The collision with Maersk Launceston has essentially severed most of the ship behind the funnel. pic.twitter.com/UgWijvWZFM

— Dreadnought Holiday (@TheDreadShips) October 27, 2020

There are two bits of good news.

Firstly only two people were injured, apparently neither seriously.

Secondly the MoD is trying to flog the identical HMS Atherstone and might just have found a buyer.

I'm sure the crate of port now headed to Maersk's HQ is a coincidence... pic.twitter.com/P0otlm0seC

— Dreadnought Holiday (@TheDreadShips) October 27, 2020

"Azerbaijan McDonald’s, Burger King tweet support for military action in Nagorno-Karabakh"

CTV News:

In a series of posts, the national branches of both McDonald's and Burger King shared their support for Azerbaijan forces in deadly fighting over the separatist territory of Nagorno-Karabakh.

The posts, shared on both Twitter and Instagram, have since been deleted.

In a statement to CTVNews.ca on Tuesday, a McDonald's Corporation spokesperson said, “Our franchisee in Azerbaijan has removed the social media content.”

I saw someone post this and I couldn't believe it. McDonalds Azerbaijan's official account promoting the military taking of Nagorno-Karabakh. pic.twitter.com/oo9Sbfoq7U

— Ariz Kader (@KaderAriz) October 27, 2020

Budda Baker was mic’d up when DK Metcalf ran him down, and here's a field level angle where DK bursts into the shot like a monster

The televised shot:

DK saves an almost pick-six by Baker 😯

WHEELS.

(via @NFL)pic.twitter.com/GOeHcWRBoT

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 26, 2020

and a field level view:

“How’d he catch my ass? … He ran me the f--k down.”

Budda Baker was mic’d up when DK caught him 🤣 @brgridiron

(via @AZCardinals) pic.twitter.com/QCK1YxRfl4

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 27, 2020

Basically

They need to make Metcalf’s dot bigger https://t.co/GGblDDXIRp

— Ted Nguyen (@FB_FilmAnalysis) October 26, 2020

that DK play was wild pic.twitter.com/xzeXRlhsVh

— nick pants (@stnap_kcin) October 26, 2020

Arizona State University's new Raised By Wolves uniforms

Breaking Uniform News. Holy @ASU #cawlidgehawkey!!! @SunDevilHockey with the absolute🔥threads. Go back to school, @AM34! #sources #spies #TheySmack #Sparky pic.twitter.com/MKRfVcwv8B

— Bucci Mane (@Buccigross) October 27, 2020

Throwing it back to 1975.

See it on field 12/5.#teamadidas @adidasFballUS pic.twitter.com/vfT2kPIqzc

— Sun Devil Football (@ASUFootball) October 24, 2020

Warhammer 40K Eldar Warlock painted right on the sprue

Conrad Mynett:

This was my entry for the Eavy Metal Paint Masters Category. Everyone had to paint the same figure and no conversion was allowed. I really liked the idea of this category and thought 'd like to support it, but it wasn't until March when chatting with Mark Taylor that I had the idea of taking "unconverted" literally ...

So I bought the figure and then had it sitting around for a couple of months while progressing with other projects. Other projects that included a lot of blues and pinks, I just sort of carried a variation of the colour scheme over.

Originally, I was going to mount it to a clear acrylic stand, but on checking the rules stated that "the model must be based on the base supplied" so I built a handling plinth that connects to the base from behand.

I would also like to put in a good word for the Golden Demon team for being such great people and seeing the funny side of this, letting it stay in the category. Means a lot. Thanks.

Oh, have to say I did get the impression it really wasn't designed to be painted on the sprue, it really did get in the way on occaision. And yes, the mold lines are still there :)

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Today's funny posts

The Swedish Chef is the best Muppet. Shockingly pure in conception. Just one tall hippie's antipathy towards northern Europe. How can they fit so much disrespect in such a small felt man

— every day from now on jerk (@rajandelman) September 19, 2019

Soldado just killed a man pic.twitter.com/jYYW1TYuQp

— brad (@br_adb2) October 25, 2020

Woman Accidentally Achieves Transcendent Mental Blankness While Trying to Add Two Numbers: https://t.co/qOeaqQv3NH pic.twitter.com/fFkplVpnSj

— Reductress (@Reductress) October 25, 2020

Beyoncé once beat Kanye West at Connect Four nine times in a row. pic.twitter.com/xtTpVi4Qz4

— UberFacts (@UberFacts) October 24, 2020

In my browsing of sports collectibles on Facebook I came across what are said to be actual @Brewers “Racing Sausages” costumes for sale.@UniWatch pic.twitter.com/eNZvyakr69

— MLP (@Pappy_Hour) October 25, 2020

WELCOME TO THE BLANDINOVERSE pic.twitter.com/RPabhrrTbW

— NDEddieMac (@NDEddieMac) October 25, 2020

Fascinated by the slow fade down the Blandino wormhole (h/t @NDEddieMac) pic.twitter.com/GDC94NkGvR

— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) October 25, 2020

I like to play the game in CW shows where you stare at the actors' eyes in crying scenes to see how they unnaturally stop blinking in order to generate tears pic.twitter.com/3Z1Q7xlT4Z

— Jenny Nicholskeleton (@JennyENicholson) October 25, 2020

😂😂😂🙌🏾🔥 pic.twitter.com/IGhoXRlTUo

— ابراهيم 🇸🇴 (@Afrolion_) October 23, 2020

Oh damn. Seen 25kms east of Vancouver. Yes, that’s a cougar. pic.twitter.com/Aq7Vz4joMv

— Sophia Banks (@sophiaphotos) October 24, 2020

K-9 Chico posed for his new ID badge today. He even wore a tie for the photo. pic.twitter.com/LEaYmLmnvy

— Orange County Sheriff's Office (@OrangeCoSheriff) October 22, 2020

This is Percy. Sometimes his ears dip in his water bowl, but that’s okay. 12/10 would hold them back for him (IG: percythebassethound) pic.twitter.com/23dhp1YRQj

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 25, 2020

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Mighty Men and Monster Maker; Despondent Bird; Trump plaques added to monuments

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— Mike Mika (@MikeJMika) October 24, 2020

(Mighty Men and Monster Maker available at ebay.)

Tohl Narita's original concept for Alien Dada from Ultraman, where it would have had all 3 faces on its body simultaneously pic.twitter.com/6cun0aHugm

— N-MaTOP (@Htop_Gunder) October 25, 2020

The Crescent Dunes Solar Energy Project near Tonopah, Nevada, uses 17,500 heliostat mirrors that collect and focus the sun’s thermal...See more here: https://t.co/Rn4uqumMcD /// #dailyoverview #aerialphotography #earth #picoftheday #tonopah #nevada #solar #solarpower #energy pic.twitter.com/67DXvAUiZT

— Daily Overview (@DOverview) October 25, 2020

Who doesn't want to receive an email advertising a despondent bird on a Saturday night pic.twitter.com/V48Kv1mLYV

— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) October 25, 2020

#CosmicGhostRider commission pic.twitter.com/hxoV1qo21r

— flaviano (@flaviano_arm) October 20, 2020

W E A P O N - X pic.twitter.com/P6wKLc5c4q

— bⵡⵢꓔⴹᒥ Ꮇ∞߄Υ (@bustermoody) October 23, 2020

I’m supposed to be packing boxes but had to share this gem of a photo. ⁦@knxpete⁩ and me at a bomb scare in Alhambra. pic.twitter.com/mULFN88iS5

— Claudia Peschiutta (@ReporterClaudia) October 20, 2020

J E N N I F E R ‘ S B O D Y pic.twitter.com/kfhZ1glCbj

— Draculisa Sterle (@lisa_sterle) October 20, 2020

Make sure you follow the designer on insta for detailed closeups! https://t.co/INJi1eJQYQ

— Dr Ellie (@ellie_made) October 20, 2020

Miyamoto Musashi climbs a mountain, only to realize there will always be a taller peak over the horizon. (Vagabond) pic.twitter.com/RVtyad9iNA

— Macabresky (@MinovskyArticle) October 24, 2020

Just got content-moderated by @zazzle for trying to turn these insane old Soviet police sketches into a mug :( https://t.co/ckCzj8QVYt cc @MiriamElder pic.twitter.com/FFabEERRcj

— Ben Smith (@benyt) October 23, 2020

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Donald Trump is basically the 2nd president of the confederacy so we put plaques on confederate monuments renaming them after Trump. #TheSupportersMovie

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Impressive photos of birds hunting

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Comcast is warning its cable customers that it might lose the right to broadcast Comcast-owned channels in December

Not from the Onion, I guess:

Carriage disputes are not unusual in the pay television industry — cable and satellite companies have found themselves at the center of these events in recent years as programmers demand more money for channels and distributors seek to ease the rising cost of subscription fees that their customers are asked to pay.

But the Comcast situation is unusual because the cable giant owns NBC Universal and the channels that are slated to be dropped. The channels are carried under an agreement negotiated between the cable service and its subsidiary broadcast and cable network group.

“Comcast has successfully renegotiated thousands of expiring contracts over the years and rarely experienced an interruption of service,” a statement included with the notice said. “However,