i can’t stop thinking about this sign at joe and the juice. what does it mean pic.twitter.com/YN5unswxly
— ali sousa ✨ (@alisousa4) April 20, 2026
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
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Tuesday, May 26, 2026
Orange Cassidy with a good t-shirt
bro ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/chiqIWKxyh
— Ushi ็ๆฎบใ๐ (@ushigoroshi89) May 26, 2026
A whale got stranded off the German coast, and then social media influencers took over the rescue efforts
NYT:
The early rescue teams, blessed by the local government, were stocked with the sort of experts you’d expect to try to guide a lost whale back to its home: firefighters, coastal police officers, veterinarians and nonprofit groups that work in animal rescue.
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Many in the crowd expressed deep distrust of the experts on the initial government-backed rescue teams, not to mention the local politicians.
Tabloids and TikTok fed their anger.
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They grew attached to main characters from the saga. One was ...a charming biologist who fashioned himself as a social media whale-fluencer.
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“He was literally sticking his face in the water next to the whale, like making noises”
(It doesn't end well)
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Phil Mickelson being a weirdo is no longer a surprise, but this is levels beyond. pic.twitter.com/RmISTup17T
— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) May 7, 2026