Scary short story

From the Reddit short horror story thread:

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy there’s somebody on my bed."

Half-man, half-shark baseball statuette

"As a tribute to the Washington Nationals outfielder nicknamed "The Shark," Roger Bernadina, the P-Nats will memorialize the fan favorite with a half-man, half-shark figurine dubbed by the Potomac Nationals front office team as 'The Shark-A-rine'."

Henry Shrapnel

"Henry Shrapnel was about twenty-three years old when he came up with the concept of shrapnel in 1784."

Wetsuit looks like Aquaman's blue camouflage suit

Anti-shark wetsuit.

Micro horror

Super short horror stories thread at Reddit.  The current top vote getter:

I just saw my reflection blink.

Link roundup

1. "The secret medieval Muslim brotherhood of burglars whose expert toolkit included a candle, a bag of sand, dried beans and a tortoise."

2.  Alexander Guerrero, who recently defected from Cuba, was apparently just signed by the Dodgers for $32 million over 7 years with the expectation that he'll be starting in a month.

3. View of the Earth from Saturn.

Nightmare fuel

"Imagine you’re deep in the Amazon rainforest, and you come across this.. thing. It’s a group of caterpillars, moving in a formation known as a rolling swarm."