Today's funny posts

Ring Wraith casual pic.twitter.com/00XXetOX44

— SPOOKY BITCH (@gotholi) October 25, 2020

Ironically, Twitter links about the polarizing effects of Facebook are eight times more radicalizing for liberals https://t.co/LMjZVrboXj

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) October 26, 2020

Now that it's been established the Moon is a maritime domain, the case is stronger than ever for naval ranks for the Space Force.

— Phil Ewing (@philewing) October 26, 2020

Like what the hell, mom pic.twitter.com/CvTRp2uE4m

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) October 26, 2020

back in my day we didn’t have “DMs”, we had to rely on the whims of our forcebond to connect me, a scavenger, with my sworn enemy when he’s just done arm day

— the noodle agenda (@bobaheadshark) October 26, 2020

sorting through #fieldwork photos & i think this one I took of a colleague in her poop coat on Bird Island, Mass really captures the glamor of working in a seabird colony pic.twitter.com/uKwZVL80nS

— Paige Byerly (@paigebyerly) October 25, 2020

Battle breaks out between Trump supporters and teenagers 😂 pic.twitter.com/1gMmzuA3BA

— ELIJAH SCHAFFER (@ElijahSchaffer) October 24, 2020

Stop whatever you’re doing and watch the best thing you’ll see today 💕 pic.twitter.com/kY3wH6CIKB

— Amrith (@amrith) October 25, 2020

pic.twitter.com/aKPJZ5fQMc

— Molly (@Molly_Kats) October 27, 2020

Beep beep 🛒🛒🛒 pic.twitter.com/6WEzILGV6I

— Kate Beaton (@beatonna) October 25, 2020

*More funny posts.

"Why ‘Get Shorty’ Is One of the Best Crime Comedies Ever"

Collider:

After a quarter century, Get Shorty remains one of the most pleasant moviegoing experiences I’ve ever had.

Peyton Manning's "Detail" segments should always be half-joking attacks on Tom Brady

Nothing gets by Peyton, especially when it comes to @TomBrady getting a little too much credit. 😂#DETAIL: https://t.co/wZvh0BpmZO pic.twitter.com/IVe2Ad4ISB

— NFL Films (@NFLFilms) October 27, 2020

"Maersk-Chartered Boxship Cuts Greek Minesweeper in Half"

Maritime-Executive:

Like many minesweepers, she was constructed of nonmetallic material (fiberglass) in order to reduce her magnetic signature. 

Photos taken just after the collision appear to show that the 50,000 dwt Launceston struck Kallisto amidships on the port side and cut her in half. Kallisto's back deck and stern drifted away and sank, and the surviving forward half of the ship took on a heavy list.

Long term followers of this account will be under no illusions as to the bad things that can happen when military vessels tangle with commercial shipping.

I think we can assume the captain of HS Kallisto here is not a fan. pic.twitter.com/OpwIcDqKmz

— Dreadnought Holiday (@TheDreadShips) October 27, 2020

For reference, in happier times HS Kallisto looked like this.

You'll notice it's a lot longer.

The collision with Maersk Launceston has essentially severed most of the ship behind the funnel. pic.twitter.com/UgWijvWZFM

— Dreadnought Holiday (@TheDreadShips) October 27, 2020

There are two bits of good news.

Firstly only two people were injured, apparently neither seriously.

Secondly the MoD is trying to flog the identical HMS Atherstone and might just have found a buyer.

I'm sure the crate of port now headed to Maersk's HQ is a coincidence... pic.twitter.com/P0otlm0seC

— Dreadnought Holiday (@TheDreadShips) October 27, 2020

"Azerbaijan McDonald’s, Burger King tweet support for military action in Nagorno-Karabakh"

CTV News:

In a series of posts, the national branches of both McDonald's and Burger King shared their support for Azerbaijan forces in deadly fighting over the separatist territory of Nagorno-Karabakh.

The posts, shared on both Twitter and Instagram, have since been deleted.

In a statement to CTVNews.ca on Tuesday, a McDonald's Corporation spokesperson said, “Our franchisee in Azerbaijan has removed the social media content.”

I saw someone post this and I couldn't believe it. McDonalds Azerbaijan's official account promoting the military taking of Nagorno-Karabakh. pic.twitter.com/oo9Sbfoq7U

— Ariz Kader (@KaderAriz) October 27, 2020

Budda Baker was mic’d up when DK Metcalf ran him down, and here's a field level angle where DK bursts into the shot like a monster

The televised shot:

DK saves an almost pick-six by Baker 😯

WHEELS.

(via @NFL)pic.twitter.com/GOeHcWRBoT

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 26, 2020

and a field level view:

“How’d he catch my ass? … He ran me the f--k down.”

Budda Baker was mic’d up when DK caught him 🤣 @brgridiron

(via @AZCardinals) pic.twitter.com/QCK1YxRfl4

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 27, 2020

Basically

They need to make Metcalf’s dot bigger https://t.co/GGblDDXIRp

— Ted Nguyen (@FB_FilmAnalysis) October 26, 2020

that DK play was wild pic.twitter.com/xzeXRlhsVh

— nick pants (@stnap_kcin) October 26, 2020

Arizona State University's new Raised By Wolves uniforms

Breaking Uniform News. Holy @ASU #cawlidgehawkey!!! @SunDevilHockey with the absolute🔥threads. Go back to school, @AM34! #sources #spies #TheySmack #Sparky pic.twitter.com/MKRfVcwv8B

— Bucci Mane (@Buccigross) October 27, 2020

Throwing it back to 1975.

See it on field 12/5.#teamadidas @adidasFballUS pic.twitter.com/vfT2kPIqzc

— Sun Devil Football (@ASUFootball) October 24, 2020